How would a Waluigi game be like?

How would a Waluigi game be like?

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Will there be a Wapeach?

It rewards you for cheating

I'd wape peach if I'm being bwutally honest

Psycho Waluigi is an unironically good fangame with a decent gimmick.

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here is all of my money

A Devil May Cry clone.

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>A Devil May Cry clone.
Which is?

He has to fight Luigi and kidnap Daisy, who he then puts in his torture dungeon full of chain chomps and threatens to have her eaten if she doesn't comply with his wishes. But then that would fit better in a MARIO RPG

You just go WAAAHH

Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa!

I don't know, but in regarding the last Waluigi thread, I managed to find a picture of his girlfriend.

It'll blow your minds.

did you think of that joke all by yourself because if so, Sam Hyde needs your keen wit

IM CONFUSED

all we know about him is that he's just some guy who attends those mario party games and happens to be friends with Wario.

The game would probably be very mundane considering he never partakes in Warios adventures

> he has to keep Wario from doing self destructive shit
See, game premise

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I thought Waluigi is the crazier one. Yeah, he's more passive but I think he's a darker/creepier character.
I like to see Wario as the big bully brute guy who's driven by greed while Waluigi is just a spiteful little bitch who's just evil just because

nvm I see your point now. Yeah, Wario is more impulsive and foolhardy but I still think Waluigi comes across as more mentally ill somehow

Can we talk about Waluigi's true personality?
No fluff, no gruff

Id rather give him his own thing.

Maybe a stealth game where you sneak around various castles or familiar Mario places stealing coins, stars, and other treasure. You can do stuff like throw garlic to knock out toads/koopas and then pick them up and put them in trash cans and stuff like that. Last level is trying to rob Bowsers castle. Maybe have some bonus or unique levels like trying to out steal Syrup.

WHERE DO I PUT MY MOM'S CREDIT CARD NUMBER

>garlic
>greed

That's Wario's thing

Good idea though

I swear some of Waluigi's descriptions make him out to be greedy as well. If not, they at least say hes Warios partner in crime, so maybe we just make it that hes trying to prove himself to Wario or something by stealing as much treasure as possible.

> last round of game
> final boss is Mario
> or is it Wario

Not true
It's canon that he's the best damn dance in the whole mushroom kingdom

Waluigi is just some dude that Wario invites when he needs a Luigi counterpart in a Party or Sports game.

What if he's doing these stealth missions because Wario pressured him into it, given that Wario isn't the stealthiest and would need someone to make those heists for him. And what if the whole game is Waluigi getting more and more guilty over these thefts and the last level is stealing the horde back from Wario to return to everyone.

Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection.

You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man.

In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce, we are all Waluigi.

>we are all Waluigi
Deep

>Last level is Peach's castle
>Due to word spreading about your mischief the toad guard has been tripled
>Mario is there as well reacting to everything you do
>Your goal: steal princess Peach for Bowser or he will burn you to a crisp for robbing his castle in the previous level

You could also swap out for Luigi and Daisy since that would fit him better.

I've only see that he's jealous and spiteful of others. Even his name means that. I dunno though. I honestly thought he wouldn't help you even for money while Wario would

really makes you think

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I like this one better.

>Waluigi is, as acknowledged by the postmodernists, a double-twist on the Mario ideal. He has both the Luigi-nature and the Wario-nature, which compounds his distance from the romantic model of excellence. His is the breed of corruption that grows in weakness rather than strength. He is devious rather than aggressive, poisonously spiteful rather than straightforwardly choleric. Luigi has the heart of a hero beneath his flaws, and Wario at least has the strength-of-self to revel in the fulfillment of his base desires, but Waluigi has nothing beyond his impotence and his hate. His malevolence is built upon the foundation of his own essential emptiness.

>And – horror that he is – he does not receive the privilege of serving as an identity for the player. Not truly, not yet. This is the important thing about him.

>To be sure, he has stood amongst the playable crowd in a handful of games, where the difference between one character and another is largely a matter of statistics. But he has never been the star, the everyman's vantage point. He has never even been playable in a context where his identity as Waluigi would be meaningful, where the player's experience of Waluigi-ness would be noticeably distinguishable from the general experience of the game.

>Which means that...in Nintendo's eyes, at least...we have not fallen all the way into the abyss. We do not see that vacant satanic cruelty within ourselves. Or at the very least, if we do, we are sufficiently ashamed of it that we refrain from demanding that it be represented in our heroic fantasy avatars. We are not always strong, and we are not always good, but we need some aspect of the untainted Mario ideal to color the lens through which we see the Mushroom Kingdom – whether that be Luigi's bumbling goodness, Wario's boisterous self-assurance, or the classical courtly excellence of Mario himself.

He also stalks Luigi.

Stealing out of spite or maybe wanting to prove hes better than Wario is another option. His reason for doing it is easy to change, stealing shit feels like it fits him really well regardless of why hes doing it.

>The day may come when Waluigi receives his own game. And on that day, Nintendo will have given up on us for good.

>...but perhaps we should await that day with hope, and not with fear. Perhaps, when we see the world through Waluigi's eyes, it will feel like a final liberation. Perhaps it will be a glorious relief to acknowledge that we need possess no virtue whatsoever, neither morality nor strength, in order to be the heroes of our own stories. If in the deepest pits of ourselves, we are all indeed Waluigi, then perhaps it would be best simply to acknowledge it without dread or shame.

>Mario Mario, of course, would tell us otherwise. But we have turned away from his demanding perspective before, more than once, and each time Nintendo gave us what we truly wanted. Once more, presumably, our fate lies in our own hands.

I agree

> Waluigi: Other W

>WOW

>Waluigi 50 shades of purple
Would you buy it

Those cutscenes from Power Tennis really make me want a game where Wario and Waluigi bumble around trying to commit petty crimes but failing, Team Rocket style.

A Waluigi game would be a Crash Bandicoot style platformer where you collect coins through a town and perform villainous deeds.

He eventually falls in love with a girl named Craisy and has to rescue her from a totally different 1900s mustache twirling villain in a coat.

>Craisy
OH
MY
GOD

>but failing

Remember when Wario orchestrated an alien invasion of Sarasaland to distract Mario so that he could hypnotize the inhabitants of the island where Mario's personal castle was and take it over?

Or all those platformers where he was an intrepid treasure hunter smashing through enemies and traps to get whatever the fuck he wanted?

Exactly. Waluigi is the one who fails. But he's also more evil and bitter.

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Uguu~

I like the idea where there's already an established hero, but Waluigi keeps inadvertantly fucking up the dude's progress and ultimately gets credit for the victory.

Por que

>Craisy

I gotta see which girl is the most rapeable for the new Waluigi game I'm making

Better yet hes just an idiot.

>Waluigi visits Wario's house
>Starts complaining about his shitty furnature, house, TV
>Wario says if he thinks he's so great, then he should do the stealing
>After each mission Waluigi brings his haul back to Wario's house
>Wario mocks him for how little hes stolen, making Waluigi angry enough to run off to the bext area
>Each time he returns Wario has replaced his old furnature with something fancy and expensive
>At the very end Waluigi realises Wario was using him and steals it all back
>While on his way back home with his giant sack of loot, he runs into everyone he stole from
>They beat his ass and leave him broke
>Such is a day in the life of Waluigi.

>Craisy
>She's Perfect Gal.
As for gameplay,
Mario has his jumps and powerups, Wario had his stout strength and transformations.
Waluigi's long limbs would give him an advantage with range, but he's pretty lanky. So a myriad of tricks and traps would probably be up his alley. Primarily bombs.

Martinet's headcanon: full of self-pity and feels the need to cheat to succeed at anything

;_;

Bump for wally

Here's my view about the key differences of the characters

Wario is brutish, boastful of his strength and his (well-deserved) victories, he is selfish but motivated to help others if it satiates his greed, he's mean to you like a playground bully but he doesn't get completely aggressive unless you did something to provoke him somehow, he's more foolhardy and impulsive.

For Waluigi, I think he's narcissistic but in a way that satisfies his own martyr complex rather in a way that works on his own personal strengths. He's selfish too but wouldn't help you even for a grand sum of money just because he's so spiteful. He's hostile to people undeserving and he's a very scornful person. But I see him as more reserved and controlled in his actions.


Id say Waluigi is more "evil" than Wario but Waluigi can't get shit done lol. Basically Waluigi grows in weakness and Wario grows in power

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Would she be something like this?

Oh fugg
that other one just looks like a daisy gone bad. i still like it

Fits well with how Wario is a slobby weirdo and Waluigi is a crafty and fancy kind of creep