ITT: Unfair and shit designed bosses

ITT: Unfair and shit designed bosses

I'll start with the best example

Bed of Chaos nigga

This boss is only shit if your shit

But this is correct

>mfw to this day there are Anons that fat roll and attempt to tank this fight

Bed of chaos was completely unfair though

Basically any stunlocking enemy in dark souls

>Get hit
>Stunned for a sec
The punishment for getting hit is another hit and so on until the enemies have one of their brain bubbles.

And people still say hard but FAIR

>tfw never got to fatboy and slim until last year
>built up to be VERY FUCKING HARD
>beat them on my first try
Challenging, yes. BUT, it was doable.

>be pyromancy fucktard
>spam +15 fireball
>"lol why is it so ez"
:^)

Smostein are retard bait, and easier than most DaS bosses. People start to freak out because they see one sanic fast dude and a fat one following him.

Except the fight is actually 1v1 followed by 1v1. Smough never comes near you because he's too far behind and you have plenty of time to kill Ornstein. Once Ornstein is dead, Smough is Taurus Demon tier ez.

Died once on Smostein due to garbage hitboxes, died 20 times on Gwyn. Fuck Gwyn.

user.

Some people want to beat fucking Ornstein last.

ITT: GIT GUD OR GIT REKT

FUCK THESE FUCKING FUCKERS

HOW DO FUCKING BEAT THEM

Why would you do that?
Unless you want to do a retarded challenge run.
Ornstein last means you have to deal with the garbage hitboxes of Smough hammer will dodging Ornstein charges. It's just making the fight 10 times longer.

Because he drops an amazing ring dickhead.

Also if you want his weapon and armor.

I can fight that boss close range 10 times and dont get hit at all. Ergo you are wrong and suck at the game.

This.
You can use the bow to make it easier but you still have to get to the bug and luck out on fire storm -_-

What is the recommended level for these guys?
I've been playing Dark Souls 1 for the first time this year.
I killed them on my third try at level 45 or 50 with a +3 Black Knight Sword, two-handed.
Am I overlevelled?

They are easy, and well designed. As opposed to the Throne Watcher and Defender in DS2, which have movesets and behaviour so similar that you either have to wait 2 minutes to catch both of them unable to attack to get a hit in, or just summon someone to make the fight piss-easy.

Hitbox Demon from DaS 2 is still one of the standout bosses in my mind.

Nothing about that boss was fun. It's not that it's particularly too hard, it's that it's boring at some times and plain frustrating at others.

Especially the Cool Ranch version from the DLC. I still don't know why they thought that was a good idea.

...

>mfw they succeed

No
That's the optimum level for this fight

Do you ever wonder what would it be like if the bosses were real people.
Can you imagine Ornstein ranting on about how Undead in Havel's Set are unfair and using poorly designed OP armor

Ornstein isn't fucking real.

You were fighting an illusion the whole time in DaS1.

Thanks, memezacki.

What enemies are there that infinitely stunlock you?

Capra Demon is fucking shit.
Sure, you can kill him by dropping on his head like 3 times like a pussy, but fighting him seriously is atrocious.
Even if you kill the dogs, the camera is your enemy in that small room. There's so much shit like trees and pillars blocking your view. It's not that the space is small, is that you have poor visibility all around. If the area was the same but it had no walls, it wouldn't be that bad, and actually would add to the challenge so you have to avoid falling. But as it currently is, it's fucking shit.

Who cares about retcons. In DaS1 you are fighting the real Ornstein.

>bosses
fuck man the enemies alone are bullshit

does it look to anybody else that smough has a huge dicknballs from the thumbnail or is that just me

>Implying you don't fight his ring

The crow bitch in Bloodborne caused me more problems than any other boss in the game.
I cheesed that cunt in the end.

>not anal londo archer

Eileen or the Bloody Crow? Big difference.

>bed of chaos
>this fucking scrub camped out of my range on the edge of the area
>he shot arrows at my weak spot like a little bitch
>his poise was so high I couldn't move him when he blocked

The guy in the great cathedral, I assumed Eileen was a bro.

>unfair and shit designed

are you serious? you kill the smaller one a single stamina bar, then you just smartly dodge and bigger one, how hard is that?

They were complete horseshit, I can pass them at around 70% success rate with the woodgrain ring and a parry shield, but if I haven't got those items it's still a fucking nightmare.

I thought it was stupid that ornstein's lighting spear can go through smough and hit you but i still liked the boss

Eileen uses duel wield Mercy, and says some fucked up shit in the fight. Bloody Crow doesn't talk and uses Chikage. Eileen is tough, but doesn't compare to the Bloody Crow.

What do people find so hard about this? You literally just have to fucking run.

You can't run around the archer to the right?

Parry the one on the right. Knights are ridiculously easy to parry.

So you don't 'literally just have to fucking run'

Should have just rolled to the side instead. A good memory of your surroundings will prevent a fall like that.

Hidden body. Back stab. They get up, you walk around. Back stab.

I honestly had no problem with him. Beat him first try and I didn't know how to roll. But I'd done the upper bell and Darkroot first so perhaps I was overlevelled

>Capra Demon
>this guy just kept climbing and jumping from the stairs using my recovery time to kill me like a bitch
>also killed my doggos
>Fuck you hackazaki

>Minotaur
>this guy climbs up a tower and stabs me in the head
>finally get him down
>hangs out by the edge of wall just staring at me
>overshoot my jump

I literally run around the archer... What the fuck is wrong with you people.

If you want it to be quick just go for the speedrunnin strat, bow aim then throw firebombs at the roots then walk to the bug and give it a good fisting.

First post does it again.

just use solaire

My cuck friend playing blind on his very first DaS run managed to beat them without summoning Solaire on this second try.

There is no excuse to find this boss hard.

I actually finished this game the first time because I'm an outdated poorfag who finally built a PC

Can confirm this boss is fair. If you really think it is, summon Solaire and be a pussy. Prepare for that Bed of Chaos tree(?) dude

>all these fucking cucks who claim the fight to be easy and they are fucking SL40 or higher
>they use pyromancy magic
>they beat smough last
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>get hit
Well there's your first mistake right there

I went through the entire Souls series with medium roll, and the only bosses that killed me more than four times were Capra Demon and Bed of Chaos.

Super Orns is a fucking joke though. If you stay close there is literally one attack you can't easily roll through, and that's his butt slam which takes for ever to charge

>dude
el oh el

>not beating Ornstein last for his sick armour

The problem is that it goes down the fucking hill from there.
Alright i got hit, i fucked up, take a chunk of my life, but sometimes it becomes a OHKO from a random hit just because of the stun animation.

Any number higher than one, hell, some enemies can full combo you just by getting one hit in.

Most enemies have 3-hit combos at most, you won't get "infinitely stunlocked" m8.

I uninstalled this shit game, thanks to these fuckers.

What a fucking shit boss fight.

bow + poison arrow.

Stop sucking so much dick and you won't die.

I'd agree if there weren't like 12 pillars to play a hide and seek behind.

The first time I fought him the ground fell out from under my feet and I died instantly with no warning

I was so dumbfounded that such a blight could even exist in such a game that I almost wasn't even mad

If you fight him before Kanji's dungeon he's impossible
If you fight him after Kanji's dungeon he's a fucking joke
shit designed boss

>died 20 times on Gwyn. Fuck Gwyn

How the fuck people even have problems with Gwyn?
And I am not talking about cheesing the fight with parry.

I went to the final fight, this nigga jumps on me, I hit him with zweihander R2 and he is staggered and cant get out of this state until I kill him.

Most disappointing final fight ever.

Mostly shit designed. They're not that hard to beat but you basically have to resort to cheese strats that don't work anywhere else in the game or burn all your roulette cards on AoE moves. At least they're funny and you can get them out of the way pretty quick once you catch 'em in a death loop.

God dammit I forgot my pic. I don't even know how. If anything they suck because they're easy.

not even speedrunners do that you lying sack of fuck

look man, if I'm going to get intimate in a fuck sack, I'm gonna be lying down for comfort alright

>Using the Zwei
Literally EZ mode

No, but black knight weapons are OP as fuck

>No Plume no fun