Why is Tali such a precious, delicate little flower? Majestic, shining, glimmering like a diamond ring. Never faltering...

Why is Tali such a precious, delicate little flower? Majestic, shining, glimmering like a diamond ring. Never faltering, never failing to remain the sweet bee nectar of my life. I would give anything to marry her and live on Rannoch with her.

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Tequila se' lai

You're only saying that because you were staring at her hips the whole time while she talked.

S T O C K P H O T O

whats behind the mask?

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Do you guys think she's a virgin?
Does she masturbate when thinking about Shepard and if so, how?

>talifags

kek

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nervestim pro

DID SOMEONE SAY SINGALONG MODE?!

If I took off the mask would she die?

oh wait, better image

Tali has the best ass in the game.

I want to go full Spanish conquistador in a Quarian mothership and rape as many female Quarians as possible and let them die of their newly acquired turboaids.

What else? Her face?

hands

disgusting

Why did ME1 had the best music? I can remember almost every track while ME2 I can only remember the TIM theme and Suicide Mission while ME3 is completely forgettable.
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>delicate little flower
Isnt she a huge tank?

I hate when people exaggerate the mechanisms of amino acids or supplements. just because they are involved in metabolic functions doesn't mean eating them will cause the same effect and just because something is a stimulant or depressant doesn't mean it's a good one or that the effects will be noticeable.

I wouldn't be complaining if i was they guy who thought of selling people this bullshit though. useless supps are a billion dollar industry based on pseudo science

Disappointment

Can you blame anyone?

It would probably choke her a lot...

Because ME1 was essentially one giant shoutout to all the old school Sci Fi that the writers enjoyed growing up.
As a result, the aesthetic, themes and sound all designed to be meshed together as one, which meant they had to pay a lot of attention to detail with the music, leading to a far better product.

ME2 and 3 threw that idea out the window, aside from a few shallow references, meaning they only had a generic orchestral or techno track for pretty much everything outside the few that had clearly been worked on prior to the takeover.

>Organic
>Weak immune system
>Useless
>Not worshiping the machines for qt robot waifus
I do miss the elevator chats and
killing her in the suicide mission along with everyone else I serve the machines and only the machines

pshhh

Manveer Heir exists

I thought this shit was made up.

I just watched that video. Bioware is truly dead.

The sad truth is that with new bioware, the best policy is to assume any assertion is true unless proven otherwise.

I've been wanting to replay ME2 recently, talk me out of it.

You're too gay and already controlled by other people anyway

You can't romance Samara.

do it

>Death and Resurrection as a way to hit the reset button and practically ignore everything you did in ME1
>Thermal Clips
>SS Daddy Issues
>Scanning
>Requires DLC to make shotguns at all useful
>Main plot makes absolutely no sense, and doesn't advance the story in any way whatsoever

i'll talk you into it
two words blue succubus

it would be extremely infectious.

Just don't play ME3 afterwards.

I never went back to try out the citadel DLC. I finished it when it came out with an infiltrator and then a while later I played through it on a vanguard with all the DLCs released the up to that point including the one that ending DLC or whatever the fuck it was. It was still a shitty ending so I just gave up on it.

Tried out DAI when it came out and as expected it was shit.

I'm cautiously skeptic about Andromeda and I don't have high hopes for it. Good thing denuvo is getting cracked, so I can try it out free of charge.

She and Miranda are on par