Are you here for the job interview? Good, good. Sit down. Please...

>Are you here for the job interview? Good, good. Sit down. Please, tell us about your previous experience in the game industry. What job are you applying for again? Also, why do you want to work in the games industry?

who faps in this room?
why is there toilet paper?

>this is my reply to every single one of those questions

Holy fuck I'm in a corporate gaming room better choose my words carefully

I used to run the Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account back in 2016! People loved me!

But I'm an antique dealer why am I even here

I would never apply for a job to a company that buys gamerzzzz chairs for a meeting room.
These people obviously have no idea about proper management and will go bankrupt in a matter of years, leaving me without a job and and previous experience in a company that failed.

Also, fuck that nu-male over there. Ain't working if I have to stare at his mug all day long.

What are your specialties in famalam

I'm here for position of stealth marketer. I'm pretty good on shitposting on Sup Forums.

>I will never have a job

Sounds about right.

Quality Assurance and Ethical Business Advisor.

Basically, I'm the grumpy old neckbeard who yells at you until you stop pandering to casuals and put microtransactions in your $50 games.

Which company is this even? Madcatz? At first I thought Zenimax, but there's Batman and Gears also.

>What job are you applying for again ?

HAHAHAHAHAHA, have a nice day, I will be in touch about my travel expenses.

Ameriwanks

I have a proper day job and work as a programmer in a small studio consisting of 3 people making games for VR.
Already got a collaboration with Sony.

I'm a high voltage fitter, when I get bored I go on a pussy run around the city centre

>What job are you applying for again?

I'm an ideas guy. I don't actually want to do any of the work that goes into making my ideas a reality, that's what you people will be for.

>Also, why do you want to work in the games industry?

I have a beard, I drink pricey coffee drinks, am a liberal cuck that wants Hillary for president, and I often witness my wife having sex with other men cause that makes us happy in between watching over her son.

Hillary 2016! Woooo!

who are these people? I know brink, ET and dirty bomb were made by the same people but when did they make a batman game? or gears of war? I dont understand

whooa we got another detective her! Sup Forums should just be renamed to detectives general imo tbqfhwys

>things that never happened

Militaria
Colonial memorabilia
A bit of everything, as long as I see a good deal

I've been a runner for 4 years, It's been 1 year since I'm in the trade

The toilet paper is the CEO. Do you not see it's prominent position at the head of the table?

holy shit their taste is cringe
>framing 2 gears of war posters side by side
>one for a game that's not even out
>framed arkham origins poster
>framed doom 3 poster
>framed fucking brink poster

Job interview? I'm already a game designer at a company that makes several millions of dollars of revenue per week.

>having Brink on display
I'd probably just shit on the table, and when the security drags me off tell them all to go fuck them
selves

>a company that makes several millions of dollars of revenue per week
how much do YOU make? I could say I work for wal-mart that pulls in millions a week, but that obviously doesn't mean anything

Not sure why you would invite an illustrator for an interview. I generally just get an e-mail from the AD. Do you even have an AD? Is this what this interview is for? Sorry, but I'd rather stay a freelancer right now. Not sure I want to give up creating for a higher salary at a desk job.

So you and two other people make meme games for a meme platform and you're shitting on a company making way more money than your little "start up" does. Loling at your life, senpai.

I've previously been a cleaner for Walmart.
I decided a career change was needed because I was tired of shovelling shit all day long.

You got me there. Being a junior, I don't get much. More than enough to make a comfortable living, not enough to brag.

Going by your logic the romanian toilet cleaner at the Mercedes factory has a more prestigious job than you.

What the fuck am i doing here? Why the fuck am I in a job interview for a video game company? I'm a mechanic, not a nerd who hacks away at computers all day long.

Support Analyst. Incident management, liaison between the tech guys and end users.

Doing this already for a year now in a multinational corporation in a financial sector. 24/7 on-call shifts, if a server is down and impacts customer experience you get your ass up, log in and wake up the relevant people until we get shit fixed.

So, what can you offer me again?

That's true for a QA tester or junior artist or something, not so much for a designer.

>Are you here for the job interview?
NO

>Good, good. Sit down. Please, tell us about your previous experience in the game industry.
I WROTE GAME ABOUT MURDER

>What job are you applying for again?
NO TALK

>Also, why do you want to work in the games industry?
I WILL KILL YOU

Oh man, it's Todd Howard!
I didn't know you posted here, I'm your biggest fan!

>Applying for a job
>Not just scamming kickstarter by proposing some half-baked game concept which people have nostalgia for, then releasing a buggy unfinished peice of trash at full price.