So No Man's Sky is sinking like

So No Man's Sky is sinking like...

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I hate Nu-Male's Sky as much as the rest of us, but this post is literally worse than Reddit. Legitimately kill yourself.

I kek'd

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Actually tho. check these numbers.

How did NMS compare to elite dangerous? I predicted that it would be the same kind of "enormous galaxy with 400 billion stars of copy paste content and nothing at fucking all to do but explore the same copy paste star system 400 billion times.".

Was it an accurate bet?

Elite Dangerous had the holding factor of actually having some tangible form of content, even if it is barely anything.

hahaha, absolutely

it's totally, unarguably, positively, definitively the new TORtanic

we did it Sup Forumsros xd!
now i won't have to kill myself today!!!

>bitches about Reddit while saying "nu-male", a Reddit meme

What was Subnautica like on launch?
Pretty much like this?

Subnautica had the benefit of being early access, not a full price $60 game.

they won't add gameplay to no man's sky.

Someone gimme the mega link or something, I wanna see how bad this really is.

the Edmund Fitzgerald?

great song
youtu.be/9vST6hVRj2A

How do you know that?

not him, but you are an even bigger fagfucker for posting Fairly Odd Parents.

Starbound did it better.

XD

>hating on Fairly Odd Parents

>fag fucker
>not knowing fairlyoddparents memes have been a staple of cuckchan for half a decade

2bh numale isn't a reddit thing because like 80% of reddit is numale cucks.

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No man's die.

nu-males hate other nu-males

underage

>Stay the fuck off my Four Chan

no u

@349559991


no you farm for faggots sorry

you tried just not hard enough. Apply yourself

They made their money in 1 day. Nobody cares what you cucks think.

no wonder it sank, look at those waves, god damn

Fairly Odd Parents first aired when the Twin Towers were still standing.

More than 15 years ago.

why would you even reply to a shit you farmer?

yes

That picture alone shows they grossed over $7 million on that platform alone. The devs are already laughing all the way to the bank, they couldn't care less how many people are playing their shitty game.

Spore was better than NMS.

>make shit game?
>cash in
>nobody ever buys any other shit you try to sell

yeah they are laughing alright

DO you forget what industry we're talking about?
>make shit game
>cash in
>make another "even bigger, better" shit game
>cash in
>repeat ad infinitum

that only works for bethesda and sony exclusives

>dat webm
Pretentious or not, that's pretty fuckin neato. I'm sure It's far more expensive than it needs to be though.

You're right, user.

This is a more pretentious dessert.

youtube.com/watch?v=C0bNYDX-Cnc

I'm confused.

Is the center thingy edible? Looks like a candle.

Also assuming the place in the webm operates like Alinea, the place in the video, you don't pay for dessert, you pay for the full meal. Considering there are two of the webm desserts in the shot, that's my assumption.

It's probably what Sean Murray and the dev team at HG eat while they laugh and count their millions from suckers who bought this shit game.

If I wanted my dessert smeared all over the table I'd have a kid

what the actual fuck

>pours cold shit into a chocolate ball
>dribbles jam or some shit all over the table
>breaks aforementioned ball

Who would pay for this?

That must be the selling point. Rich idiots that have always wanted to eat decorative candles.

All games are released unfinished and are patched later after the fact.
You idiots should know that by now.

test

At least there's multiplayer.

It looks like white chocolate.

Roger user, all systems go.

Oh great, they combined the kid getting a hold of the condiment bottles, grandma's no-name brand candies, and me dropping the dish onto the table into a complete dessert.

vid.me/MLEB

>Sits and watches patiently
>they break the chocolate shells
>shit is everywhere on the table now
>I push it off the table and onto the floor while pretending I'm a bulldozer
>I climb onto the table and do pelvic thrusts while cawing like a bird of unknown origins
>they ask me to get down, so I jump off, in celebration, onto the waiter
>he slams me to the ground but I am simply too hyped up from the show to register pain
>I proceed to push over every light stand and swing from every chandelier in the restaurant
>the police escort me out and into my own cell
>I smear my shit onto the walls in decorative patterns
>the police enjoy my art, so they help me clean it (and myself) with a firehose

Why is it so easy to imagine a liberal doing this and thinking it's the most artistic thing ever?

Pretentious hipsters and faggots. I worked in the restaurant industry as a bartender for almost a decade. This was in San Francisco, one of the most hipster places on Earth. Just eating food on a plate, even traditional high end food like caviar or foie gras is seen as outdated and too normal for these shitty people. To "elevate the dining experience" they come up with the most ridiculous shit that serves no actual purpose other than to seem edgy and cool. A small selection of things I've seen:
>hand carved ice cubes to order
>drinks served in whole coconuts
>Napa Valley is passé, this reduction is made from Yountville West Hill Sauvignon Blanc grapes
>ever more extravagant Riedel decanters and glassware, often more expensive than the wine and 4-5 times bigger than the bottle
>duck and pheasant as appetizers
>organic everything
>Molecular Mixology - fucking garbage
>layer cake with each layer served individually
I could go on but fuck all that. The money was good, the customers were horrible, the staff was even worse. It made me appreciate taco trucks, beer and tequila.

>MUH LIBERALS
Not everything is about politics, retard

>muh Sup Forums
Prove it, faggot.

Pretty easy to argue against something I never actually said, huh

>I am slammed onto the floor and sue the restaurant for my injuries
>sue the waiter for sexual assault
>sue the people that laughed for emotional distress
FTFY

He should be drawing dicks on the table.

I know you are but what am I?

Are you talking about Sup Forums?

Explains Sup Forums then

what's nu-male

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fuck you nigger i still believe god himself couldn't sink that ship if the was paying attention

It's both the kind of faggot you can find on tumblr and Sup Forums

They are both oversensitive, both need their safe spaces, both insult people that don't agree with them with buzzwords.

Those hating fucks are only one thing. There is no alt right, no SJW. They are nu-males.

Clean or not, look at how his hands are all over that ice. Anything you drink will have his sweat and skin in it.

yeah they are laughing now on how many people they cheated but wait for them to actually make another game and see if people fall for them again
They propably will, people are fucking stupid

TORtantic was an excellent time to be on Sup Forums.

Yeah but it made the board shittier in the long run

Same goes for all the food you've ever eaten at restaurants.

>letting anyone else handle your food or prepare it

enjoy your spit, sweat,piss, pubes, etc... in your food

That's pretty cool but I like my liquor neat.

and? you think I'm wearing gloves when i'm preping your food?

>painstaking work that could have easily been avoided by a couple dollar silicon mold

nips, everyone.

I'm the restaurant user from above. Ideally you minimize contact with food,especially once it has been cooked. As a bartender you almost never come into contact with anything except garnishes. Touching an ice cube iwth your bare hands is one of the grossest things in a restaurant; it is also a major health code violation. You're not even supposed to keep the ice scoop in the ice because you touch the handle, much less putting your grubby mitts all over the ice itself.

>So many of you are refunding my game, my mind is blown!

like a mario block?? wtfffff

I don't care if you touch it or not your kitchens are a fucking mess unless you're top 1% of restaurants and all your cooks and people working in the kitchen are snobby assholes who get fucking butthurt at the slightest thing and think it's so fucking cool to fuck with someone's food fuck all of you

yeah

Can someone explain this TOR meme? Is TOR a game?

fuck off

>all that work trying to be the fastest man alive when you could easily just drive a car around the track
I'm not defending it as marketable, but there's nothing wrong with striving for creative excellence.

Carlos!

>All the desperation from the people still playing
>All the posts of them attempting to validate their purchases reassuring that the game they bought was worth it

It's amazing. I've never seen anything on this level and scale before.

>Drinks served in whole coconuts

This isn't hipster. This is classic island stereotype.

Common lies told about NMS that aren't from the devs.

>Planets all have the same resources
>Planets always have the common resours
>More unique planets that are in higher tiered systems where you can only find certain resources didn't make it in the game
>Going to the galactic center and moving to a new galaxy wipes your inventory and progress.

IF anyone told you any of the above, they are a liar.

>defending this heap of trash

Call it what you like, but people go around claiming unironically everything is the literal same world down to the last detail to scare people off the game. Then lie that going to the next galaxy removes all your progress.