How do we address the Futo issue?

How do we address the Futo issue?

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Perform sick moves.

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Convert to Taoism

repent for her sins

The same way we address the Futa issue

Sing happy birthday.

And how do we do that?

5 Reasons why i love futo!
1. Shes cute!
2. Shes a plate!!!!
3. I love her!
4.Futoooooooo!!!!

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Why would I do anything?

Exterminate her of course

Shut your whore mouth.

Only for a small fee.

Stuff like this make me wish I had gotten into Touhou when I had the chance.

What's the Futo issue?

Best meme

She lost her position as most radical 2hu

Grannyposter please go

like this
you can get into it whenever you want

Did someone say futa?

Beat me to it

that not even futa idiot

That's not even futa you dumb fuck. That's a straight up otokonoko.

U-Uh w-w-wrong image guys. It was a misclick

We become Futo.

Like this.

>Plateposting

Back to /ck/ with you niggers

Too much to go through.

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if I pay you'll kill kosuzu?

How much?

My hand in marriage

why is autism so full of touhou

Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

I got into Touhou 1 year ago, I played all the games, read all the mangas (except the 3 fairies one cause it sucks) and even got a 1cc (working on getting another one)
you have no excuses

Wh-what?! How could you suggest something like this, to a pure shrine maiden so bluntly?!

>pure

Cute oni dude

I've already played all the games. Been playing them for many years. To get the bulk of the fandom you gotta go through all the fan stuff.

I've read all the doujins.

ALL of them.

so is this seriously going to be today's Touhou thread

>To get the bulk of the fandom you gotta go through all the fan stuff.
this goes without saying, but you're retarded

while the enemies of the Crown Prince still draw breath, there can be no peace

My apologies! Let me donate to make ammends!

REMOVE TAOIST remove taoist
You are worst religion. You are religion of idiot, return to your graves

And thus brings me back to why I can't get into it now, its just far too much stuff. Would have been easier to gradually enjoy stuff as they were released if I had gotten into it ages ago. Just saying.

>I got into Touhou 1 year ago, I played all the games, read all the mangas.
HOLY SHIT,I've been into Touhou for also a year but I have only played up to 11 and haven't read a single mango yet.
Granted I 1cc the current game am at on Normal before moving on to the next one,and I'm kinda stuck with Orin right now so I ca't progress.
Still dude,how did you do it all in such a small time?

if the idea was to prove me right in calling you a dumbass, then you did it boss

That's really easy, you see Kosuzu dies

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i havent 1cced a single touhou since 2008

is this the dedicated touhou shitposting thread?

Not him, but It took me 11 months to beat all the games that aren't EoSD (I don't actually remember how long it took me to beat EoSD, it was like a year on-and-off and I didn't touch any other Touhou games until I beat it). I got stuck on several humps along the way, SA took me six weeks and GFW took me three entire months, and UFO probably would've given me more trouble if I didn't have an insanely lucky run two weeks in, but when you overcome those hurdles you can breeze through the games following them until you hit your next hurdle. I spent less time on 13 and 14 combined than I did on 12.

Also take this. Orin is a fucking bitch, this helped me out a lot.

It ain't the proper Touhou thread, that's for sure.

sure

How would you take over Gensokyo?
Hard mode :No power of the dick

>REMOVE youkai
Youkai remover ready.

By bumping shit threads all day, every day.

>Hurr don't post on this thread cuz it triggers my autism

unite human village and kill reimu

>pure miko
Sure thing.

>stop saying my circlejerk is shit, it triggers my autism

Guess what, you're also part of it dumbass.

Telling you to knock the shit out makes me part of your circlejerk.

Alright.

>Kaguya a CUTE.

>Keeps posting here
>I'm not really part of dis guise xd
Retard

Maybe it's not for you user.
But maybe you don't believe in yourself hard enough.
It's not that hard once you get the hang of it.

Dude you don't understand how bad I'm stuck.I've only managed to beat her only maybe like 2-3 times in a Normal run,and only ONCE without continues and with zero lives to spare for Okuu.She is like Sakuya when I first started playing Touhou altogether,only she is a hell of a lot harder than her.
And even if I do beat her,I still have to beat Okuu on top of that and the only practice I get is when I reach her stage after Orin slaughters me every time I fight her.

Sidenote:Pic related eye colours are correct,can you guess who they really are?

>random shit for no reason
You're making my point for me.

>not jerking in the circle
>part of the circlejerk
Pick one, genius.

>Ponytail when?
Now, in fact.

I'm not the one you're arguing with, just chill out, user-friend.

stylish

Kill yourself retard.
If you are not part of it then fuck off.

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kaguya, what a shit, what a shit! stupid bitch ned 2 go back 2 the moon, she go pond rice cake for mokou w/i the bunies, kaguya but a slave for the great mokou! my heart burn for mokou, the passion, fury it eminate warm the earth, i cannot bear it, my heart like to explode. kaguya, my heart only feel hate, it cold, deep, frozen in the icebox only mokou cna bring it out and warm with her radiance! kaguya, a lazy slut, she canot do anything without the entei, but mokou, there is no task she canto complte, not even hurcules can best her labors, her power her skill her beauty pearless, kaguya kiss her feet, an obscene girl, she can only looka t up the wonder that is mokou

right is Yang I think
left no idea

i imagine futo having a grandma voice like nonon or midori when she talks in her archaic style

You're still quoting me. I don't know what kind of reaction you expected to get out of me.

I'm not leaving until these threads stop being a disgrace. Want me to leave? There's your goal.

Become a youkai, steal a lot of cash, bribe Reimu.

delete this

i want more of these

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>exhentai
h-huh?

thanks a bunch, senpai

>I'm not leaving
>I'm not part of the circlejerk
What a fucking retard

Does liking touhou give you a mental illness, or do you need a mental illness to enjoy touhou

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>I'm not leaving until these threads stop being a disgrace.
These threads won't stop being a disgrace until you leave.

This guy draws the hottest Seiga, such a shame he doesn't do porn

>the only practice I get is when I reach her stage after Orin slaughters me every time I fight her

You have infinite continues in SA. Three lives isn't a lot to work with but you can bash your head against bird as much as you want as long as you don't leave the game. I eventually managed to unlock her stage in practice mode by beating her with those three lives it fucking sucked but it gave me better pressure to git gud, and by the time I did so I didn't even need practice mode. Just practice each individual stage until you can clear it perfectly or near-perfectly (I have gotten no-death runs against Orin somehow after practicing enough). Take things one step at a time and master little things first, then it's just a matter of not fucking up a run after you've done everything individually.


Also, does anyone have a prepatched 2.01 version of Concealed the Conclusion? I've been looking everywhere and I can't find it, and when I try to patch an older version I get errors like "But it has been disturbed by Marisa." and other shit that I might understand if I wasn't using Google Translate but have no fucking clue what it's about as is.

the way he draws this dork is adorable

Both.

Left is Blake. Both are from the series RWBY

she's a harlot
it's the best futo

There is no issue.

Which Reimu is best?

>you're part of the circlejerk
>by telling everyone else to stop being such a circlejerk
What a fucking retard

I've been busy the whole last week playing Trails in the Sky SC 24/7 and the threads haven't gotten any better in the interim. Try again, buster.

None of those descriptions are accurate
Stop forcing this meme

>I have no reading comprehension: The post by the austic retard

But they're completely correct and you'd know this if you'd bother to read the official works.

You can't trick me into wasting months of my life.

A pretty good summary of your rebuttals so far.
>austic
I honestly couldn't have said it better myself.

>expecting the shitposting thread to be populated with people who give a shit about touhou beyond youtube memes