What are some games only men understand?

What are some games only men understand?

I don't get it, its a dick joke?

wheres the loss edit?

Haha I do this when my balls start getting uncomfortable

Maybe that awkward movement when the sweat on your balls have fused them to the side of your leg?

"Discreetly" working the underwear out of your crack?

Man steps around the obstacle. Woman falls over it.

men have to step out of the way for women to pass

Is this an edited image or something?

competitive melee

No one but autists understand smash, and they aren't even classified as men

I don't get it

well I am a tranny degenerate by Sup Forums standards

All these women ITT
Kek

They're JoJo characters crossing the street.

Just look at how Dio's legs are positioned.

Pffft if my balls itch or are stuck I'll grab that big mother fucker and swing it till there unstuck no fucks given and woman love it.

>things that never happen

post butt

When balls get stuck and you move your leg to adjust them with your hand

Is everyone a faggot here?

>Balls itch
>Things that never happen
If only you were right user

Post dick.

I'm positive people notice me correcting my ball posture but I'm not gonna stop

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So you're not outside of Sup Forums?

Peach's down smash is Melee is really silly
So is shine

Traps get their balls removed to stop the flow of testosterone.

They keep the penis, for obvious reasons.

Shhh retard, stay quiet. Your opinion means nothing shhhh

>t. triggered autist

Look at the distance between the walking steps, which we can assume to be a normal stride, and the extended step. That's some Ministry of Silly Walks tier shit. When my balls get stuck, I extend my step by a very small amount and shake and they generally fall free. Maybe I have heavy balls or something.

Yakuza series

who the hell walks like this, c'mon normal people take bigger steps

Now hes stuttering too? I said shhh

But balls look cute in panties.

That's like the... 4th gayest thing I've heard anyone say on Sup Forums.

lol you got upset because he set bad things about your favorite game where cute little cartoons fight each other? haha

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Shhh

What's the top 3?

This literally has nothing to do with dicks or balls or any of that shit. It's a thing people do all the time as kids where you'll be walking in the snow, leaving footprints behind, and you jump to the side so there's a break in the tracks, then jump back and continue walking so it looks like there's a weird gap where you suddenly vanished to other people who later look at the footprints.

I'm gonna need you to trim that hedge, son

It'll make your dick look bigger.

But Sup Forums loves dick and balls so it has to be about them.

l-lewd

There's truly nothing more manly than competitive melee as far as videogames go.
>grassroots scene funded by men for men
>older 21-30 audience, all cool bros, venues are usually bars, clubs, hotels, etc
>meet a ton of nice people, smoke, drink, bet, game
>travel the country with your band of friends to challenge other regions
>unlike autist-friendly online games like DOTA, CS:GO, LoL, etc, it requires you to go out and meet people in person to play them, sometimes even in front of huge crowds
Truly magnificent. Only ASSFAGGOTS autists could hate such a wonderful thing.

he's right though

Real trap problems are more like looking like a really gross parody of a woman

Traps, by definition, look like perfect women. That's why they're called traps. You're thinking of trannies.

The crowds for any of those games you mentioned are way bigger than Melee could ever hope to have, stop being delusional.

also
>bragging about smoking and drinking

You have to be at least 18 to post on here, kiddo.

Thanks cakeboi

Doesn't change the fact that those games are straight up trash that takes no skill of any sort.
>defending assfaggots
Don't even bother replying anymore, cause I won't reply to a literal retard such as yourself.

You are the drunkest in a conga line?

It's really uncomfortable though. If you try to sleep in panties that isn't 2-3 sizes bigger than what "fits" your balls are constantly trying to retract up inside your body and you have to constantly readjust them. If you manage to actually sleep all night in them, you wake up with a massive pain in your nuts.

I have to step out of the way for anyone to pass because people refuse to make eyecontact with me and pretend not to notice me and just keep walking straight ahead and will bump into me and stumble 100% of the time and I'll have to go through the whole "you ok?" and "yeah sorry" routine every fucking time.
Why don't people ever look where they're going?

Why would you sleep in panties? What purpose does it serve?

Found the Smash autist that also doesn't have any sort of reading comprehension. That's not a surprise though, since those two things always go hand in hand.

You seem oddly knowledgeable.

Because women's underwear is super cute and comes in all kinds of varieties, fabrics, and decorations. And it makes me feel cute.

>stepping out of the way for any reason

Beta as fuck

Well yes, but why bother sleeping in them? You can't feel cute when you're asleep.

why are people on this site so gay?

What else would you wear with a nightie and thighhighs?

This is what I tought the joke was.

You forgot to mention the part about how the vast majority of the people in the melee scene are turbosperges and interacting with them is a tiresome, cringe-inducing exercise in patience.

Are you talking melee or fighting games, cause melee scene was made of underaged autist loosers who spent too much time playing gamecube alone in their rooms until they did some higschool tourney and wanted to do more

Fair enough I guess.

just get to 9k like miracle and make easy millions of dollars then.

I mean, assfaggots are ez right

>peanuts

>real trap problems
"I'm going bald"

>perfect women
anime isn't real user

This is such an underrated post.

What kind of faggot steps out of the way.

What's top 3?

Stupid fujo

You must not visit /trash/ very often.