IIT: Shitty games that people like for some reason

IIT: Shitty games that people like for some reason.

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The first Kingdom Hearts was fine. It was a nice little nostalgic Disney ride.

Everything after is just retarded shit that only appeals to autistic fuckwits.

This.

Why don't you start, OP?

Maybe you should just get good at the game in front of you, instead of complaining that later games made things easy to hide your clumsiness and poor judgment, TeamFourStar

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I don't even know the fucking story to Kingdom Hearts anymore.

kill yourself, retard

>Final Fantasy man wants to unlock doors and hearts so he can unlock the biggest door to DARKNESS
>Turns out it's light

I mean the series.

I would say like half of the weebshit that gets discussed here 24/7, but then I'd be lying to myself becasue I know damn well the reason anyone likes those

I'm willing to gamble that this is an act of samefag. user needs a new pair of shoes!

Suck my dick.

its simple and clean :^)
basicly if you get to Kingdom Hearts you become a god, the villain MX wants to get that power to create a new perfect world where light and darkness are in equillibrium.
Sora and a bunch of others need to stop him.

The rest is impossible to explain, this shit has time travel, characters who are actually other characters, simulations (data scape) and DARKNESS and possessions.

>he still play's games with Disney characters

>Turns out Final Fantasy man was a fake
>Others are split on whether he was too Final Fantasy, or not enough
>Everyone spams Triangle to fight it out

>The rest is impossible to explain
Maybe to people who haven't paid attention.

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forgot to type something there, ''impossible to explain in single post'' I mean, atleast I wouldnt be able to but I'm a lazy fuck so...

Still waging since photoshop is a thing and you could've ignored it. Money's on red!

ITT: Games other people like but I don't
FTFY

>thread consists of Square bashing
Every time.

Every time I see Kingdom Hearts thread on Sup Forums, it just makes me cringe

your post makes me cringe haHAA

Autism magnet for the Deviantart generation. You can always spot a babby who grew up with PS2 as their first console by their frothing love for this garbage franchise.

This

Oh no I wouldn't blame you, that shit takes time to get right. I remember one thread where an user posted the entire story for some guy who couldn't understand it, it was at least 4-5 posts.

I liked it because of the gameplay and story (which would probably be a fuck ton better if they just gutted the whole Disney shit)

Its like you can tell Squeenix wants to move away from the disney shit desperately with each new game KH would have a much better setting.

It's hilarious how fucking pathetic and stupid Kingdom Hearts fans are. They actually believe it's the Disney stuff that makes it childish and cringe inducing shit.

What's wrong with this game?

Only mature games for mature gamers like myself huh?

KH1 had top tier atmosphere and tone, it was well done in many aspects, silly when it wanted, serious when it wanted, the story was good enough to be Squaresoft made (even if a bit more simple than your average FF) and everything was done with heart (no pun intended)

Everything onwards is just Nomura's fanfiction and cashgrabing like jews(KHUX as an example and the retarded story and mutiple titles in multiple platforms), nothing has felt like KH1 ever again, you may argue that the combat is better and the bosses well executed which is true, but everything else has been worse since.

I say this having played all games in the series.
Personal opinion.
KH > KHCOM > KH2 > KH3D > KHBBS > KHRECODED >358/2 days
I'm still waiting for 3 though.

>Playing alongside Pluto
>FUCKING PLUTO
>"I-I'm not an autistic manchild I-I- Swear user!"

>Playing as Nomura's original donut steel characters talking about heartless and nobodies and darkness and whatever
>"I-I'm not an autistic manchild I-I- Swear user!"

>hasn't played the games
You don't play alongside Pluto. And cause you get to decide what's good or not based of the characters.

There's literally 2 pictures of this game where it clearly shows pluto as a fucking companion you manchild.

>basing gameplay off pictures
Oh user you humor me. You're still fucking wrong.

The fuck's wrong with that?

>Doesn't even know who pluto is

Alright, here is your (You), I fell for it.

So the fucking dog dissapears and appears just on cinematics?

It's the fucking dog and it's right there.

I've seen enough gameplay when my autistic roommate played this game all fucking day.

I agree.

How the fuck would there be gameplay mechanics of a feral dog in an action RPG? Pluto is in the games for like 5 seconds. You obviously just glanced at the tv while he was playing.

this.

Basically Sora is cleaning up a mess that started in the previous generation of keyblade wielders when one of the old masters decided that darkness shouldn't be suppressed by light.

All of the games explain elements of that or explain that Sora is somehow connected to half the cast through special bonds of the heart for some reason.

This game is not even an RPG, it's a fucking hack 'n' slash from what I saw, and that's exactly when I meant "enough gameplay"

>KH > KHCOM > KH2 > KH3D > KHBBS > KHRECODED >358/2 days

Yes. Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise this is the true KH ranking.

he's baiting, stop feeding him (You)'s

>bait thread
Every god damn time, Sup Forums.

Take my +1 UID I guess.

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But 2FM is great

I know, I know.

My only real problem with it is that this game was NOT balanced for Proud mode. Undodgeable attacks are the greatest sin an action game can commit.

Gameplay wise. But you have the admit, the tone and story has been decreasing since 2.

Re:CoM better than 2? Fuck that and you

That's what I ment

I just started a game on Expert for the first time, what undodgeable attacks should I be aware of?

Yeah I agree fuck kingdom hearts.
Wind waker came out around the same time and blew its ass away.

Better story
Better gameplay
Better music
No comparison

Overwatch
>Infinite ammo
>literal cheats like auto aim and wallhacks as features
>Balancing issues up the ass
>Half the characters are useless
>abysmal content
>gets repetitive way too fast
>bans its porn
>tickrate problem (which they fixed then went back)
>putting good skins behind a fucking paywall or shitty RNG
>no language and gore
>zero skill ceiling
>Press Q to win

This game is literally made for kids and Sup Forums likes it despite sprouting the "casual scum" meme wile playing the biggest casualized game of all time

Not even call of duty is that fucked.

now watch as i get bombarded

Team Fortress 2 has most of this shit too, especially the putting good skins behind paywall and rng, and repetetiveness. Yet somehow Sup Forums loved that game too.

>Better music
wew
Unless you're a baby that loves to mash X, yes, reCom is much better, great battle system and the story is great too.
Inb4 play on critical

>COM
>card shit
>good

No.

TF2 was once great

Overwatch was shit on arrival

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Nigger you mash X in fucking all of them

this

combat system was more complex in reCom

Any Bethesda game, they're all boring as fuck.

There's tons and they'll usually be obvious when they're coming. The ones that spring to mind are the giant bosses (Cave of Wonders in Agrabah, Ursula, and the final boss). Cave of Wonders and the final boss will throw autotracking attacks at you from offscreen, and Ursula passively summons lightning bolts over you every few seconds which will just hit you whenever you try to combo. On top of that even the basic enemies will hit you from offscreen or just straight up activate hyper armor mid-combo and swing at you for a third of your health. I hope to God you chose Shield because you need Second Chance ASAP. You'll get it around level 30-ish.

I just finished it the other day and moved on to CoM (it was the 1.5 version) and I wouldn't wish a Proud run on my worst enemy. I was downright chimping out at my TV when I fought Anti-Sora in Neverland, he has an absurd amount of health, hyper armor, and whenever you finish a combo on him he'll vanish under the floor for fifteen seconds where you can't hit him.

90% of what you posted is why I like the game.

KH2FM is best gameplay. KH1 is best plot because self-contained. Everything else is cash-in trash. I've played every single one except Re:coded

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RePlayed the first one last month after a decade, just 10 minutes to get used to shit camera and was again magic.
Forgot secret bosses were so challenging, had to drop Sephirot, shame on me.
How can anybody hate on this game?
Btw playing the original on a ps2 noisier than ever,none of those fancy hd remaster.
Holy fuck I'm not gonna drop this till somebody give the D to Kairi, I PROMISE YOU!

I picked Staff for mage mode. But I do notice that trying to force a combo will end up with the enemy slipping through the hits or over his head. I don't think any of these are undodgeable however, but instances where the decision to attack, or move in, or not turn the camera a certain way would have avoided the hit. What I found out so far on Expert is that I'm picking my moment to either get in one hit or a three hit combo, and relying less on quick reactions since the game isn't tight enough for it.

>Garbage camera
> Terrible companion AI
> Awful platforming.
>Unnecessary fetch quests
> Repetitive, uninspired combat
> Abysmal flying sections.
> Boring, uneventful narrative.

Oh, but it has Disney and Final Fantasy characters like some weird Deviantart fanfiction, so autistic manchildren with no standards ignore how poorly designed this game is.

1. you have shit taste
2. why aren't you arguing about kingdom farts like everyone else?

>instances where the decision to attack, or move in, or not turn the camera a certain way would have avoided the hit.

There isn't any other way to turn the camera. The giant bosses are only vulnerable in a small area of their head (see the targeting reticle). Since you're probably going to be attacking at melee range (because you'll need to save all your MP for emergency heals) it makes it much harder to see where attacks are coming from because your screen's filled with Ursula's fat fucking face. And what's worse, Ursula and the final boss use flight controls, meaning you can't block (since Square is used to descend) and the only way to reflect attacks is to take off your lockon, turn towards the missile/fireball and time a perfect swing. While trying to damage the boss. And I can't understate the amount of damage sponge in this game. It's maddening.

Frankly, the whole second half of the game I cleared fights by loading my quick slots with Ether in case of emergencies and mashing X (ironically less strategically than if I'd been playing on a lower difficulty, because I had to push damage through as fast as I could to overcome enemy health bars), dodging/blocking where I can, and mashing out a quick heal whenever I dropped to 1hp because Second Chance is broken. Health potions/companions/strategy went ignored. And it worked pretty well (I had trouble in some places but was able to beat the final Riku fight first try for instance) but it was no fun at all.

1. Ys is shit meme weeb trash for autistic 14 year olds who think dodging simple patterns and chipping away at boss hp for 30 minutes is """skill"""
2. Kingdom Hearts is a solid and fun experience on the hardest difficulty.

>KH
>Difficult
>even on proud

And I'm not even very good at the game.

You've got that backwards kid

>Re:CoM is good
No user, the combat system is hot shit and you know it.

Only played the GBA version, but the story and characters were much better developed in COM than KH2 and even KH1. Combat actually required you to pay attention to each strike and it was the only game in the series where Summons were actually useful.

No I didn't gramps.

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I haven't gotten to Ursula yet, so I can't say how I'll tackle her, but I've run into some situations like that and settled on not going for a DPS race and instead figuring out the best window of opportunity to get in hits. I don't have the guard ability so I'm relying on positioning and timing my swings if I'm feeling ballsy for tech points.

I don't have heal yet and I've been pretty stingy on healing items, but I'm trying to incorporate them without being wasteful. Cloud and Cerberus were the first two fights where I had to continue more than once, and a lot of those continues I ended up aiming study my timing, when I was taking hits, and how to avoid damage completely. After about the fifth time I beat both without taking a single hit at level 13.

It's actually a lot like playing Bloodborne at this point. If the camera is shit or a technique is ineffective, ignoring them and focusing on slow, methodical basics works pretty well.

>characters were much better developed in COM than KH2 and even KH1
I'm not disagreeing with that but running out of cards is terrible

Any kind soul can explain me how those megamix work? Like 1.5 and so on?
Are just remaster? or bonus content? Or with the actual extra games?
I ve tried to emulate the one for gba on phone but was Terrible on a touch screen.
Also pirated the one for PSP but the pad broke and no more turning left for me.
I believe only the roxas one missing, yet I still want the full experience and master them all before 3.

Remastered and contain 2 games each. 358/2 days and re:coded are just cutscenes though.

The idea is so people familiarize themselves with the story of each game since many people didn't play them all because the games released on such a wide range of platforms.

Final Mix games are like the definitive version of the game. Rebalanced, new moves, bosses etc. Buying 1.5 and 2.5 on PS3 gives you the definitive KH1/2/BBS Final Mix versions and the 3D remake of CoM. Along with movie versions of Days and Recoded because those games were shit.

>he likes games with a shitty emphasis on platforming with combo attacks that barely change from the beginning of the game to the end of the game with a shitty camera that sometimes can't follow the character correctly
1 is the 2nd worst KH game, behind only 358/2 Days.

Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix has the best gameplay in the series, and Chain of Memories has the best story in the series, with Birth By Sleep as a close 2nd.

Just got a ps4, what's this 2.8 coming out?

>but running out of cards is terrible
Stop spamming sleights, this is literally your fault because you don't care.

I don't spam sleights the attacks don't do enough fucking damage to kill the boss

Then card reloads shouldn't be a problem since you just use Maleficent at the start for huge hits, then do huge combos with something like Jafar. Once you hit the point where you need to do three reloads you pop an Either or an Elixir. You also should be arranging Keyblades in their right order anyway since it pretty much doubles your damage output.

It should be noted that Final Mix versions were originally Japan only releases which is why so many of the videos out there (speedruns, etc) are done with the japanese version of the game.

And 2.8 contains Dream drop distance (ported from DS), cinematics from another game that gives more backstory to the universe (originally a japan only phone game), and a short story set immediately after birth by sleep that serves as a glorified tech demo for KHIII

>ported from DS
3DS I mean

>cinematics from another game
They're from a completely different perspective, it's not like the 358/2 or Re:Coded case. Unchained is based off of what the Player experiences, what the video will have is the events from the Foreteller perspective.

December but I don't know the exact date

Okay I'll try this then

I love seeing plebs who think KH1 is bad, its so funny, its how you stop a retarded who's into devian art shit and shallow world and characters (besides Roxas) instead of an actual good game overall with charm and squaresoft's work.

KH2 only had Twilight Town with Roxas and Data battles as pros.
and the music but the music is GOAT.

COM is good unless you are a fucking pleb who cant think at all.

Nah. No shitposting hasn't been already made for KH. It's a great series one could only get into if you were a fan of the first game.

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You love being a pretentious dick riding lingo spewing vapid fucking faggot, don't you?