ALRIGHT MAGGOTS REVIEW THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED IN 5 WORDS

ALRIGHT MAGGOTS REVIEW THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED IN 5 WORDS

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ETRIAN ODYSSEY IV, SIR
>OH FUCK, A RAPE APE

it's the only PS4 Game

YES SIR SGT. SLAUGHTER.

IT WAS OKAY I GUESS

Underage panty quest XVII?

It gave me lemon lime.

DARK SOULS III
COVENANT REWARDS WERE A MISTAKE

BATTLEFIELD BUT BIGGER AND FUN

BROTHER LUIGI MUST BE DELETED

Human Revolution again, it's good

Sir Hammerlock big game hunt

SimCity:

>It's not great, but passable

>All big servers are full
>People in fucking queues
>Pussies in tanks for days
>Literally impossible to take down a tank alone because an engineer can outrepair the damage
Shit game.

TURN OFF MY PAIN INHIBITORS

>CoC
FURSHIT SUX, REST IS GOOD
alternatively
TIME TO GET FUCKED STUD

I have played 700 hours

RIMWORLD
WORTH IT. LASTED 20 HOURS.

SHANTAE

BEST

GAME

EVER

MADE

this dude comes in to where I work every day, he's fresh as fuck

>Bloodborne
WOULD BE BETTER ON PC

SHANTAE

IS

CUTE,

SIR.

CUTE!

git gud scrub

Engineer with a DMR and the SRAW can quite literally own pretty much every other setup in the game.

I bet you're one of those scrubs that doesn't know how location damage works on the tanks for one, and that you can use the SRAW to take out heli's as long as you're decent at leading the shot.

LISTEN HERE YOU OLD SONONFABITCH

I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU A DAMN THING

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO

>Calling Sgt. Slaughter 'this dude'
Anyways tell stories.

YOU'RE

GODDAMN

RIGHT

SHE

IS!

FILIA!

IS!

BIG!

AND!

FAT!

driftin.io
Initial D but with killing

It's shit.
I like it.

Basically that could apply to any recent game, though.

Aug Lives Matter

It was made for casuals

Even Nu Males's Lie?

I tried to give that 'game' every benefit of the doubt imaginable and it's still massively boring and largely broken shitfest.

You can only fall through a world so many times and still forgive a game.

infamous 2

super

hero

static

shock

woo

Pitlord update broke the game.

explosions l m a o

>Jump Ultimate Stars
IM WEEBING THE FUCK OUT SIR
I JUST WISH SOME OF THE UNLOCK REQUIREMENTS WEREN'T SO BULLSHIT
I just want mai husbando Shun ;_;

Die repeatedly together without starving

fun if not taken seriously

It was a pratty good fps multiplayer shooter.

always move right mind control

I CANT HEAR YOU MAGGOTS, SPEAK UP

what game?

Rocket League
>please stop chasing the ball

Ain't that a kick in the head?

RIMWORLD

LOLGUTWORMS

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR DISEASES

PLANETSIDE 2 SIR
VANU NC ONLY ARE COMPETITIVE

Grim Dawn
What Diablo3 should have been

>AM2R
GIT GUD NINTENDO HOLY SHIT

I'M A DOPE ASS GIRL SWIMMING IN THE MOTHER FUCKING BEAUTIFUL OCEAN HOLY SHIT YUESSSSS LISTEN TO THIS SOUNDTRACK

9/10

>Odin Sphere Leifthrasir

IT'S FUN AS FUCK, SIR

Fallout 4

>It's only good with mods

pulse is getting nerfed, finally

>Homefront The Revolution
This met quality standards how?

Okuu's impossible while as Meiling

It is fucking ping pong.

not a proper metroid game

>WoW
SOMEHOW A FUN GRINDFEST SIR

>dota 2
Illusions are gay, Ice Fraud

NIOH BETA DEMO
>FIRE WHEELS SUCK MY COCK

Every invasion, 1 versus 3

Fun. Blocking is for casuals

>Rise of the Tomb Raider
It's more of the same.

>MGSV

Each hour it got worse

gg ez shit i'm banned

Guild Wars 2
Not for people with ADD

I DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

>monster hunter generations
GETTING IS GOOD IS MUCH FUN

BADASSERY BADASSING BADASSES BADASSINGLY BADASSTED

>SHITTY SKYLINES
my ambition exceeded my ability

Progressively better plot, badly designed

OBJECTIVELY BEST CO-OP GAME EVER

IS OF HISTORICALLY ACCURATE TOVARISHCH))))))))))

>Banner Saga
Its a pretty cool SRPG

No man's sky

>There
>was
>Noone
>out
>there

youtube.com/watch?v=pJ8aMyrMFtc

THEN WE'LL KILL EM DEAD

DRAGON AGE!

FUCKING
LIGHTINGCHAINS
ARE
FUCKING
BROKEN

>Rayman Origins

Nymph titties also great platforman.

Where's is the damn sequel.

Smash 4 is for niggers

ALICE MADNESS RETURNS

GAME IS TOO DAMN LONG

>zzt

what what what what what

Dungeon Heroe

>Chink
>World
>Of
>Warcraft
>Clone

Rimworld

Everything
going
to
kill
me....

I WANT TO HUG GLORY

Kerbal space program

FAILING
NEVER
THIS
MUCH
FUN

KINDA FUN TO KILL TIME

world of tanks
RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR BULL SHIT

WE'RE GONNA BUILD A TOWN

Last game entirely? Fate/Grand Order.
I just want Archer Seiba.

Last actual game? I replayed Kirby Squeak Squad recently.
Still too easy, but fun.

The anime girl will explode.

I wanna fuck that robot.

Dirty bomb. A mix of tf2, cod and brink. Sometimes you have to escort a vehicle. sometimes you have to prevent the other team from planting a c4. You can wall jump and do some cool tricks.
Many mercs with various abilities to choose from. Call airstrikes/ orbital lasers and place ammo boxes with support specialist mercs.

It's pretty dope

WOLVES
HUNT
IN
PACKS
ARISEN

>csgo
fun with friends shit otherwise.

I had fun building shit, Sir!
spoilers: it's not starbound

>Saint's Row The Third
SIR! throwaway sandbox action, SIR!

Better than Bionic Commando

WoW

Where did I go wrong?

VITO! LET'S GO! CHOP CHOP!

>Prominence Poker
Is this shit rigged, mothefucker?