>According to data compiled by Steam, the game's peak concurrent player count on Aug. 11 was 212,604, while on Aug. 22 it was 25,689, Andy Chalk of PC Gamer reported Wednesday.
The developer is a massive liar, idiot ("oh i cant believe 2 people "met up" that's amazing!), and scammer ($60 for nothing).
>(Eighty-Eight Percent) We didn't need this part, asshole.
Austin Miller
How does this compare to other single player games?
Connor Myers
>it's a Sup Forums doomsayer thread >tortanic >we did it bros >in this fleeting moment I am not so insignificant
Colton Clark
Most big releases drop off by 70 to 80% but we're not allowed to talk about that because it diminishes the whole 'tortanic' narrative.
Carter Foster
Only 10 planets to explore, the rest are copies. Animals are fucktarded looking, it's buggy and there's nothing to do besides farm materials. Let's just say it isn't worth $60.
Angel Fisher
>(Eighty-Eight Percent) I don't get this meme.
Luke Russell
I missed out, what's all the drama about? What did the developer lie about?
Luke Edwards
This really answers my question, thank you. This doesn't answer my question at all and I think you should be banned.
Tyler Collins
>88% >88 >8 8 >8.8
Noah Scott
Happy to be of some help.
Jose Clark
Watch the Angry Joe review, he points it out.
Gabriel Roberts
>Watch the Angry Joe review >Watch Angry Joe How about no
Owen Martin
Pretty normal for PCniggers. Everything that's not a MOBA or Blizzshit is abandoned in 1 week, doesn't matter if single player or multiplayer.
Jordan Watson
>Not watching our guy
Carson Carter
>88%
Brayden Taylor
How did they get away with releasing something that was clearly not finished?
Anthony Bailey
8.8 . 8
Julian Ramirez
Damn he ripped that game apart, good explanation
Josiah Flores
Hey, how about trying to show some support to a fellow gamer, huh? If you're gonna be on Sup Forums you better support gamers, that's all I'm gonna say.
Jace Thomas
NOOOOO FUCK I JUST ESCAPED A JACK THREAD
FUCK YOU
Christopher Torres
fuck this guy dude
Brody Bell
PS4 had no games, Sony swoops in on Hello Games post-flood, gives them money and presses for early release. Well, it's a theory.
Christian Morgan
Where are these videos?? I was hypnotized by his shit and watched a ton of his videos on YT last night but never found any of the really weird shit posted on Sup Forums.
Carson Green
>think there's an egg on the burger >it's unmelted cheese >not using a serrated knife to cut, instead destroys the bun and smushes everything
>mfw he shows it cut in half
What happened to this man where he has managed to completely misunderstand the fundamentals of cooking?
Levi Butler
he's been making them constantly for years, his channel has so many. i assumed at first people were just making fun of the older ones and maybe he learned from his mistakes since then but the new ones are full of dumb shit too
Luis Powell
Never mind this guy yells too much
Lincoln Miller
I wish that gif was bigger.
Lucas Martin
So do I
Sorry user
Zachary Wright
>MOO BRO WTF
Eli Wright
It's only been ten 11 days, unless the game is incredibly short then that isn't applicable.
Ethan Cook
A hype machine that got tons of people to preorder or day one buy before people found out how bad it was.
Daniel Powell
I don't understand, don't people usually want their steak sandwiches rare?
James Nguyen
Is this the fabled schadenfreude?
Easton Gomez
Remember, you can get still get a refund if you fell for this faggot's scam. Take the $60 and buy Subnautica, literally the same game but with 15x the content and a fraction of the price.
Austin Brown
But the game is infinite user
Jose Morales
It's hamburger not steak
Hudson Cook
reminder that Spore is ten times better than Nu Males Sky
Joshua White
I can't stand the faggot, I tried watching the review but he's obnoxious as fuck.
Hudson Wright
it's a meme you dip
Gabriel Rodriguez
Which shows that it's shit if it can't even survive a week without a 70% drop in players.
Luis Martinez
>they fell for the spore 2.0 + more lies we never learn from our past? do we forget everything?
Angel Foster
The original dark souls was on top played steam games for years, and that was years after its initial console release
Xavier Baker
Sad isn't it? That casuals, reddit, and garbage hipsters that work at Hot Topic/Comic Stores were going to buy this eh.
Screw the developers.
Carter Hernandez
>$60
Juan King
Who?
John Bennett
DaS had replayability with PvE and PvP though since it was an RPG with a lot of variation, NMS doesn't have that
Wrong. This game was hyped far more than most "big releases" and it's entire fucking gimmick is exploration. The fact that the vast majority of people have already dropped this game means that the exploration is fucking dogshit and there is nothing else to do. The game was billed as having 19 gorillion planets and it'd take billions of years to find and do everything, yet you think it's normal or okay that a 7 days later than most people have stopped playing? Do you work for Hello Games?
Jose Baker
>a lot of variation >NMS doesn't have that I kek'd. You're right, that's the funny part.
Brayden Perry
HA HA
US GAMERS AMMIRITE??
Xavier Nguyen
It's like having to explain what Roman numerals are to idiots, i.e. MGSV (MGS Five).
Jason Bailey
no publisher forced them into milestones
Julian Rodriguez
>sell game hyped on EXPLORATION of 18 GORILLIAN PLANETS >no one is fucking playing 2 weeks later it means the game is shit and there's nothing meaningful to fucking explore
Connor Butler
>Implying MGSV is meant to be Metal Gear Solid 5
You silly.
Elijah Rogers
This. It's so obvious. Too bad we'll never actually see mgs5
Isaiah Butler
this. it is obviously a homage to this board
Jaxon Peterson
Well no shit, but you know what I mean.
BTW had Kojima ever been confirmed to visiting Sup Forums? I know Kamiya has