Hey Sup Forumsirgin you just won a date with Morgan Webb and get to choose all the activities you two will do together

Hey Sup Forumsirgin you just won a date with Morgan Webb and get to choose all the activities you two will do together.
What do you have planned?

GTFO

Jaw sharpening

A simple date night. Movies and then take her back to my place to cook her a home meal. Something easy that I can't mess up, something like pasta and eggs.

SSX

does she have to eat ALL the eggs?

I show her the dank memes i downloaded from Sup Forums and then we have sex. this always works.

Give her plenty of eggs.

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buy a ticket to saudi arabia, leave her there to be raped while I marry to a arabi virgin

I'm gonna tie her up and tickle torture her!

I don't know who this is.

I doesn't understand why her husband would want those beauties reduced and she did it.

If anybody ever served me eggs that were that overcooked I'd throw them in their face.

Virgin in saudia Arabia lol don't ya know they all get raped at age 7

yes and no
there are those who are sold/married to foreign that are sealed

those arabs love white trash so they will have good time with Ms. Webb

Preparing my self for the strongest blowjob in the universe w/Kung-Fu grip.

who is this

olivia munn is better

white trash bait from G4TV

some gratuitous hand holding

I would kindly tell him I am not into guys.

how old are you

It seems Mr. Plinkett cleaned up his house a bit.

>Get Parachute
>Rent convertible under alias
>Get to highway
>Get above 100 MPH
>Unbuckle seatbelt
>Pull on parachute string
>Leave her on pasanger seat

Chances are I'll be hurt by the sudden deceleration if not outright killed, bu it's a price I'm willing to take just so that this horrible hypocritical creature dies a fiery death.

They're both a punching weight on how horrible shitty people they really are.

Take her to get some fucking plastic surgery to fix that disgusting man jaw.

Didn't she die from drugs?

I wanna wrestle with her. Manlet here in search of femdom

I'm the reverse, I want to torture her with submission holds, like putting her in a romero special and make her sexy belly all taut.

Can't wait for his next review family.

1) not video games
2) white trash
3) b-rated prostitute
4) fuck you

Youngfags stick to ecelebs

boardwalk + skeeball