Please, for the love of god, help me Sup Forums

Please, for the love of god, help me Sup Forums

I want to play this game but I'm too scared and everything terrifies me.

I love the idea and it seems like a really good game but I'm chickenshit and can't even get off the pause screen.

Please help me

kill yourself

They are just pixels

Listen toFor real, kys

Lol seriously? Youre seriously afraid? Holy shit man. Someone needs to kick your ass

Stop being mean

Define mean.

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Its a pussy game, dont be a bitch. Every fucking area has the SAME fucking cycle of events.
Enter new area, now you must find and activate 2-3 items. Baddies only spawn/chase to you when you activate it.
Do simple path of activation, running/hiding marginally. Broken occasionally by "boss" mobs who you want to avoid.

It was a whole lot of meh. The DLC is infinitely better than the main game(though wont make much sense story wise if you didnt play the main game sadly).

Either way, man up pussy.

Put on some silly music or something put the game at max brightness and mute it

>being scared of a nigga with no balls nor dick
underage faggot kill yourself with your belt.

Saying someone should be physically assaulted because you don't like their character

I've tried playing to the lion king's soundtrack but it still gets to me

can you detail further? what do I have to activate in most areas?

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Do the crocodile hunter method, OP.

Act like you're Steve Irwin and go through levels saying "AWRITE LOOKIT THAT BUGGA THERE, HE'S A BIGGUN BUT WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS RUN UP BEHIN'IM AND STICK MY THUMB UP HIS ASSHOLE"

what are the scariest moments in the game?

whats this I hear about just running past some of the monsters?

whats the dlc about?

If you're dead set on lion king I would limit it to hakuna matata and I can't wait to be king
If be prepared comes on accidentally you're gonna get your poop spooked out

Normal enemies essentially can't do jack shit to you, if you manage to get killed by one you were trying to die. There are some zones with meaner enemies like the twins, the doctor, or BIG CHRIS but you just have to roll yourself under a bed or hide in a locker and you're fine.

Dead, I'm dying

Holy fucking shit 10/10

>asking for someone to wipe your ass

You better be joking.
Just man the fuck up and play the game.
It's not real, it's just a game. It won't kill you. Unless you have some kind of heart attack.

but its from southpark

Oh so you had to resort to shitty cuck insults? I guess I won this argument. Kill yourself libcuck, your gonna be hung anyways when shit hits the fan we both know you are a beta nu male with no experience. Hell, do you even own a gun? Lift? Read Thomas sowell books? Anything?

Nah you're a fucking lowlife liberal. You deserve a fucking noose, you ruined our society with your ignorant narcissistic thought process. You think you own everything when you deserve nothing. Go earn something in your life faggot.

I don't even watch it but the idea of some guy mumbling that shit while scared out of his mind is fucking hilarious.

Switches, pumps. The actual items dont matter because the process never changes.
New area, hit things. Bad guys spawn when switch is activated, so its super easy to plan your escape ahead of time, hide, etc.
Seriously, once you have done the first two levels/areas you have seen 90 of the rest of the gameplay. So you can then proceed accordingly.
It becomes a lot less even jump scary, when you know when the scare is coming, etc.
Fucking thing just becomes tedious.

Id say the scariest thing about this game...is that if you ever do die...it has the most annoying fucking LOUD scary death music that you cant like skip through immediately.

You have to kill yourself. I mean in the game. It's the only way I got over things I was afraid of in games a long time ago. Just run up to it and die. That's it. You've confronted your fear.

If that doesn't work, then just accept you don't have to play the same games as everyone else. It's not the end of the world for you to play games you actually enjoy.

This game got lake halfway through when you realize you can just book it instead of hiding and playing "normally". It was sorta more scary with friends until they realized the same thing. The DLC was good though.

Still, can't wait for the second one in a couple of months.

This, except in real life.

My best advice is to grit your teeth and push yourself through the early parts, because eventually it will stop being as scary to you if you can get over the initial fear. I'm a big pussy but I love horror games, so I've been through this process with Outlast, Amnesia, Haunting Ground, the good Silent Hills, etc. As other anons have pointed out, Outlast's formula is pretty predictable once you've been through a couple of areas. If you do enjoy it, I highly recommend playing the DLC because it had the most memorable villain in the game, imo.

You want to play a game with penises and naked men groping in the dark.
>But you want to insist
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don't be rude

Outlast is trash. How can an on rails game with quicktime events possibly give you any real sense of danger?

Play a real scary game like Amnesia

Don't feel bad OP half of these bitches that are roasting you couldn't make it through the game either for the same reason.

I suggest playing music and putting the game volume down if it's getting to you that much.

It's not that spooky. Just remember you're missing out on a masterpiece if you put it off.

How the fuck can you be scared by this shit?

Play lighter games first, like Silent Hill Shattered Memories. That's how I learned how to play horror games.

>Amnesia
>scary
lmao

>on rails
Linear and on rails are two different things, user.

angry scary pixels, fuck that

Amnesia was scary at first. There's only like one monster chasing you.
Once you get a good long look at the fucker and his poor animations he's just goofy from then on out.

And I don't understand why people are scared of the water monster. You can't even see him. There's nothing to spook.
Tough maybe. Scary, nah.

I wish I was a pussy like you op.
I love games that can scare the fuck out of me, but I've played too many and own too many horror movies. Nothing spooks anymore.

Consider yourself lucky.

>it's a Sup Forums decides to be edgy and shitpost mean shit for no reason episode
you guys are niggers

Once you realize the entire game is just running away from things it's pretty boring.

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