Why are sneks the best?

Why are sneks the best?

Because they hug you.

Hug you with a passion.

>wanting someone who will likely sleep through a fourth of a year

Best kind of moster girl.

because the monster is on the outside

Why is shitposting better than video games?

Mammals cannot breed with lizards.
You cannot make love to snakegirls.
Please stop deluding yourself.

Because sneks are best.

Perfect waifu

>snakegirls are reptiles
explain the tits

>implying that you need to breed to make love

Explain the tail and eggs.

Don't tell Sup Forums that, they have a hardon for horse pussy.

mammals can lay eggs just like how there are snakes that can give live birth

>that's not what my ancient scriptures say

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP

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LIES
LIES AND SLANDER

Slime a best.

isn't the implication that they have people and non-people parts? Why would you assume that the reptile parts take precedence?

snek cloaca

DE LETE THIS

Depends on who making the sneks

I don't think you can post this, but I don't want you to stop.

>LOLI SLIME TWINS

OH GAWD

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Yes you can

All of your snek waifus are shit. There is only one true snek.

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-Qt
-Hugs
-Caring
-Tsun(?)
Sneks confirmed best

I miss when MGQ was the trending game on Sup Forums.

>I miss when MGQ was the trending game on Sup Forums.
Me too, user, me too.
W-we'll have threads like that again, once Paradox comes out r-right?

why am i the best?
check this 7

>monotremes