ITT: casual bullshit instant win items that should never have existed

ITT: casual bullshit instant win items that should never have existed
>there's only one in the game
Why not zero? Git gud.
>shiny Abra
You're not entitled to a shiny, and you can breed for them. Git gud.

>git gud
No

How the fuck is the Abra relevant

You know pokemon is a casual game, right?
Just because you spend 1000 hours rolling RNG to make a perfect team doesn't mean it's hardcore.

>there's only one in the game
>Why not zero? Git gud.
That's actually much better than zero because you have one chance in a lifetime to catch anything that you want.
You will either be a retard and waste it or be smart and use it on something that is worthy of it's use.

>Extremely rare variety of rare hard to catch Pokémon that flees on its first turn so you only have one move to get it

I used the XY master ball on a weedle.

Good for you user.

>You're not entitled to a shiny

Just throw a Quick Ball, Abra's catch rate is low enough that it would have a 100% success rate. Dusk Ball too if it's nighttime. Ultra Ball would be 64.2%.

>complaining about something being casual
>in Pokemon, a game for small children

>the game has the ability to turn on
Why do braindead Americans need other people to come up with ideas to entertain their pea brains? Holy fuck.

Nothing is worthy of its use. There is no pokémon you encounter in the wild that can't be caught with any other ball.

>git gud

At what? Can you git gud at the lottery too?

>gif gud
lol more like grind 500% longer than you have to. How is that gud? No seriously, explain yourself.

Guess what? You are autistic!
Why? Cause this upsets you

>Git gud
Yes user, we all need to get good at RNG.
Pretty much what says.

It's not about how long you spent making that team, it's about how you handle it.

>play kids game
>LOL GIT GUD GIT GOD R U CASUL????
I don't know what it is but Sup Forums is EXTREMELY autistic today

What are your thoughts on ivs being upgradeable in Sun/Moon?

get gud casualscum

>Something with a 0.1% chance comes out
>You can either waste 5+ hours trying to catch it with a strong chance of running away because you are too retarded to have a mon with Mean Look
>Or you can use a master ball and catch it in a second

What an autistic faggot.

I once encountered two shinies of that cutie flower pokemon from Gen6 in a row
No special method or anything
Too bad they suck

This bait sucks.

The encounter chance is 1% at worst in any Pokemon game
Pokemon only run away gen 2 and even so none of the ones with battle-ending moves are difficult to catch, especially with a Quick Ball

>because you are too retarded to have a mon with Mean Look
And whose fault is that? :^)

Thanks for my daily autism, OP!

The only real use for Master Balls is when you've spent a day softresetting for a shiny legendary and don't want to waste any more time fucking around with it