Best game ever created

>best game ever created
>but if you die in the game you die in real life

Would you play it?

>man killed himself over a fictional character
did I get it right?

I'd fap to that newspaper

>15 years old suicides over imaginary girlfriend
Pretty much yeah

I'd lose right away

I'd rather play the second best game and live on.

Why not? It's a win-win situation.

Those are some nice anime tiddies tbqh familia

What kind of game?

Id kill myself after finding out I could never meet such a beautiful waifu. My first world life means nothing matters and Im already dead inside so she simply gives me more reason to live.

ah, so the age and gender can be written in one word?
this is mexican right?

It's most likely standard spanish
Italian can do the same thing but you can't write the gender along age

It is from Costa Rica

Translate it, spics.

>15 year old boy commits suicide over imaginary girlfriend.

You assholes translate it or I'll vote Trump.
I swear.

i remember in the Sup Forums thread this news paper was making fun of the dead kids situation.
also his mother is calling for a ban of anime.

I know that much already! Specifics, user!

>ban anime because my son was an autist

I remember reading long ago a kid killed himself because he buried his head in the sand because he was trying to imitate Gaara from Naruto and the mother wanted to ban it

Image is too shit to read the fineprint.
IIRC crazy kids kills himself, mom frantic, dad goes meh i got better kids.

Not even joking, if I found that newspaper 10 years ago, I would've fapped to it too.

>>best game ever created
>>but if you die in the game you die in real life
>Would you play it?

i already am u fucking retard

It's because nouns and adjectives are gendered in most neo-latin languages
Some aren't though but they're exceptions
For example in English you just say teacher, in Italian you differentiate between maestro (male) and maestra (female)

the anime death toll keeps rising yet nobody does anything!

Can't read shit in that image. Although the black box under the waifu has this tidbit: "Note that the character wear a similar chain to the one Taylor used to kill himself".

No.

The text under Ikaros reads:
"This is the imaginary girlfriend which Taylor fell in love with and who he promised to be by her side forever."

The rest of the text is kinda shit to read but it concludes with that he used a similar chain like Ikaros around his neck to commit suicide.

I thought you were bullshitting, it actually says that.
FUCKING TOP KEK, BRUH.

Season 3 never

Someone translated the suicide note in the Sup Forums thread

He was pretty fucking dedicated to his waifu

Fuck off, Gringo.

Costa Rican.

You should use the "what are some games" shitpost.
It's mods-proof.

>most neo-Latin languages

Try "all Romance languages."

the rest its just comments of his mom saying: anime is satan! ban animoo! my son is kill because chinese drawing! Ave maria purisima help my son and kill his waifu

not worth your time user

Ikaros
Not a bad choice.

Neo latin and romance is the same thing
And yeah I guess it's all of them
Can you imagine the linguistic hell it'd be if people wanted to use those retarded 30+ tumblr genders?

>kills himself to be with his waifu forever
>newspaper name is "Successes"

I dunno if it's the best game, but I'm still grinding as a boring night shift security guard. Not sure when this game will picks up honestly....

Nymph > Ikaros

However much of a "linguistic hell" it might be would pale in comparison to actual, triggering hell experienced by those who have been misgendered.

I would gladly learn xe/ze/ve/ne/ey endings if it could help end discrimination against those with non binary gender identities.

:^)

>He thinks life is a good game

Shittiest taste so far famalam

>tfw deadnamed

name a better one

oh wait life includes them all

check and mate

The best game ever created in my opinion would have to entail enough challenge that you'd die regularly. But I want to die anyway so, yes I'd play it.

>finding a newspaper article from your country on Sup Forums
Well I'll be fucked.

Nah, although spawncamping would be vicious

That girl is pretty cute.

>The only good part are the mini-games
>This game is so cool !!

And yet you don't even have enough time to play warever you want, you have your point, but is the shittiest mario party i've played in my life

Nymph best girl

Anime doesn't kill people. Naruto kills people

shit taste in waifus

>And yet you don't even have enough time to play warever you want

uhm I do

turns out we aren't all complete shit at the game, get good

If it's literally the best game ever created, then yes, I would. What would be the point in living on after having played the best video game anyway?

>nobody posted this yet

they used the central american term "quinceañero" a male of 15 years old

What does it say? I dont speak mexican

"Suicida" and the big titted anime girl both caught my eye.

"quinceanero" - some number (25?) Maybe the guy's age? did a sudoku because his waifu is imaginary?

Yep
To translate it literally it means 15 year old male

Fifteen year old boy commits suicide over imaginary girlfriend

...

>autist picks the autistic girl
big surprise

faggot should have just strived to become a watermelon farmer

greed island

They should ban sand too.

STOP CALLING SPANISH MEXICAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The real reason he killed himself.

He went for the gold. He's with his waifu now.

Hell yeah I would. I'd just play it on the easiest difficulty.