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Is Steam dying or is this a joke?

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Yeah, that No Man's Sky price is a joke.

Why ? You have gigantic crowd of normies incl. older people that enjoy these kind of games + the autistic german market.

PSN and XBL are finally taking over. Deal with it, PCuck.

only people who buy games now are lets players.
Everyone else is watching those new games on lets play channels.
Think of the hilarious memes and chuckles that can be had watching game grumps playing a bus simulator...

Fuck this shit.

>no man's sky wishlist

Only to keep it in my view for the discussions.

I also don't plan to buy Dude Sex

Was going to post this

No, it's just that Germany is one huge joke.

>is steam dying?

no, there are about 10.5 million users currently online

i'm not sure

>Fernbus Simulator

yes
steam is soon out of business. no holiday sale this year.
Gabe had a stroke, is struggeling to recover
They spent too much money on developing HL3, only to waste it all when a trainee spilled a cup of coffee over their servers
Steam is possibly being sold off to EA by november, they are currently negotiating.

>blaming steam and not the consumers

We're dying.

Is Fernbus a vidya sequel to FernGully?

all signs pointed to mankind divided being shit. when it turned out to be shit, I was not surprised. ditto for no man's sky

German autism supports work simulators. Although I imagine they should reskin all the passengers to be black and arabic for a more authentic simulation of being in germany.

No, it's a standalone version of Cinematic Mod.

It isn't a joke. Though it isn't obvious, some regions have very limited game access lists. Like in eastern Europe some of the countries only display a bunch of simulator games on Steam because of the no violent games laws present. Because of this, any "normal" steam user from there usually pick up the simulation games that come out on release and it shows up on the top sellers list.

>G*rmany
>Eastern Europe
I'm Eastern European and I'm offended you put us together with them.

We actually don't have many black people here. Arabs, however....

Euros REALLY like simulators.

>ride Flixbus through Germany
>toilet couldn't flush
>whole ride stank of piss for 8 hours
Don't ever use these buses for long trips holy shit.

germans you mean

>Fernbus Simulator
Memes sure have gone to far

>German autism supports work simulators
No one actually plays these games, they get thrown together in half a year and than get sold to 50 year old man with mustaches that got nothing better to do all day than drive trucks/pick-up garbage etc.

Steam is getting big in germany

>No one actually plays these games
>Except people who actually play these games
What are you talking about, Hans?

It felt like he made them out to be popular games.

>memeshit and console ports
>Steam dying?
Yes.

Top sellers must change depending on region because that bus game isn't anywhere to be found in maple-land.

What do you have against mustaches?

This is legitimately angsty high school logic.

Do you really need to ask?

Is this fucker ever *not* on a German's mind?

Uh huh

The only thing on Merkel's mind is those poor Muslims and making sure she can let in as many as possible to destroy the country.

Every german 50 year old wearing a stache is intimidating and overbearing. They are like feral bears living among humans.

I can guarantee you that the Fernbus simulator game took hell of a lot longer than half a year to make.

>my country is the most autistic nation in the world
goddammit

A simple game with only in the best country in terms of roads, semi-decent driving mechanics and a underused theme that a lot of people like

If AAA teams weren't interested in all-in strategies that generate bland games it wouldn't happen

You got nothing to be proud of tho

Can you even buy the game in your region? Maybe that's why it's not showing up.

>Mugen Souls Z is not on the list.
How?

>I am kein Shill, vertraue me, ich bin honest.

that's just hilarious desu

one day they will like us again
even if we have to make them

fucking germans man

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whats the point of the thread? Im not even german but they obviously have a refined taste in vidya
you all should try the latest simulator

>New York Taxi Die Simulation
That's hardcore

>No Man's Sky more expensive than Deus Ex
wow

Wait, is it unusual for game shops to have a section for these types of games?

>whats the point of the thread?
epic memeing about Germans

>Agrar Simulator 2011
>Agrar Simulator 2012
>Agrar Simulator 2013
>Agrar Megapack
Just why?

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yeah we can
it's just not in our local top sellers

They are cheap
They are fun with company
They are not cinematic video games

> not being a connoisseur of supreme aryan entertainment

very unusual actually
if it's a general store, they won't have a game section except maybe the very latest, or a bargain bin of games
if it's a game store, there's no simulation section, everything is organized by platform and by release, alphabetically, or just random

If I play these, would I learn something?

>ride Flixbus
>some dude and his gilfriend try to open a bottle of beer with a can of pepper spray
>the whole content leaks and is spread inside the bus
>everyone had to escape outside while still coughing and wheezing for another 30 minutes
>trip was supposed to take 10 hours
>it took 13
>while smelling like pepper spray

Reminder that you always have a brother-in-arms in Finland. Just point and say the magic word.

>that sandraker scum
Every time. MLG parodies really went to shit when Reddit picked them up.

That's interesting. Most game shops I've seen up here in Norway usually have at least a small section for simulation games. Does that mean we're autistic as well?

I had no idea this shit was this popular, how could this have happened?

What do you think?

He actually looked ok without the stupid mustache.

God I love ferns.


Let's talk about ferns.

some people just love those simulators

usually they don't play other genres

I hate my country more and more with every day of my life.

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The funny part is that you have more diversity in this photo than you would have in a similar one for fps or open world games these days

Blame Germany for their autism.

Are there any game about simulating a Simulator?

PC gaming is literally for autists.

If it wasn't for console gamers PC top sellers would be nothing by FOTM Lets player bait and super autismal garbage like soccer manager or euro trucker

I bet you live in Germany

Funny you didn't mention Civilization.

Asuka is still a miracle of the universe, though.
Maybe because she's not a full-blooded German.

>ETS2
>garbage

How about you acquire some taste

>Civilization
You mean that glorified excel spreadsheet? What about it?

It's exactly the kind of autismal trash PC users love

Video game stores generally have their selection listed by genres in my country as well. Or at least that's how I remember it, haven't been to a retail store in years.

it's because redheads are for patricians.

man we once had a customer who literally had like 7 different truck simulators on his computer. He also had bookmarks to like a dozen different pages about football in his internet explorer

All them youtube hotshots can't wait to see their dream smashed.
BUT THEY KEEP FALLING FOR IT!
Donors are worse because they are the idiots fueling the idiocy.

One autism means everything's autistic.
By that logic your family tree is a parade of derp.

its not steam thats dying, its games all together.
consoles are drying up.
pc is slowly becoming an absolute shitfest.
even so, GOG is far better.

In Germany/Austria the biggest electronic store chains have a own section just for simulation games.

We would rather you not.

LANDWIRTHSCHAFTS

Isn't Austria basically Germany with 90% less autism?

No we don't

Yes. They're also secret Nazis.

All of them. They made Hitler, and they knew that and got away with it. They are a fundamentally evil people.

>>some dude and his gilfriend try to open a bottle of beer with a can of pepper spray
wat

When was the last time you went to Saturn/Media Markt.

About 2 months ago, in both actually
Nice cherry picked picture too, because that's literally the only one anyone ever posts of this fabled "simulation games isle"

i will never understand why english people consider german to sound rough
there's more letters, a bit more pronounciation on non-vocals and the option to create longer words means there will be more longer words

i mean does Landwirtschaftssimulator sound that much worse than agriculture simulator?
it's just the simulator section in a huge store. in regular saturns it's just about 5x5 games. which is still a ton considering how awful they are

no, it's germany with 90% less population

>Reaper's Due is 10 dollars
>But the shitty cosmetic pack is 15
At least Paradox learned to avoid overpricing their main DLC after the clusterfuck surrounding the Cossacks.

That they are.

>less autism