ITS AN ADVANCED ALGORITHM!!

ITS AN ADVANCED ALGORITHM!!
ITS NOT A RANDOMIZER!

REEEEEEEE

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By the way, this game's battle music is a fucking joke. It's amazing how they managed to fail in every respect.

Ah the infamous Hippomahsauraus

Please post more funny-looking nms creatures.

One day some one will come across our actual planet and they will fly down and see someone playing the game in their house you'll see it will happen just have to get lucky with the random generation the power is there i know im searching such a great game

one of the problems with this games creatures is that none of them make sense for the environment they are in. its like seeing a polar bear is the amazon rain forest.

I like 65dos but their music doesn't fit a game like this at all.

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Blunder of the century.

>shitty draw distance
>Half-life 1 textures
>horrible filter, everything is vaguely blurred and browned

Why would anyone look at screenshots of this game and feel the urge to buy it? What's the point of an 'exploration' game where every area looks like complete dogshit?

Photoshopped - Sean Murray would never be honest

True :)

Many of those creatures remind me of those neon plush dinosaurs that were all the rage when I was a kid.

The classic

This what happens when God gives up halfway through.

bruh...

>I thought it was multiplayer for some reason

I wonder how he came to that cuhrazy conclusion.

I've actually never seen anything close to that thing

God damn, I know you're joking, but there are posts that are actually just like this on the steam discussion.

Everyone who has buyers remorse has to constantly make threads about how great the game is, instead of playing it.

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I was watching someone play the other day and I was thinking the same thing. I am pretty good with weird music, but it seriously sounds like a fucking baby smacking an electronic drumset.

The rest of the music is okay, but the battle theme will be posted in "bad vidya music" threads for fucking years to come.

Cool, it's Spiky Seizuredick.

no this is too funny to just have this thread die right here. I will give it the reply it deserves.

lmao

>still playing this shit
by now the best thing you can do is forget about this game ever existing and stop giving sean murray free publicity

Literally the successor to Goldeneye

>Instagram filters, the game

I could legitimately imagine this creature in a new pokemon game.

post it

So I hear a lot of people saying this game ended up being shit. What's wrong with it? Is it like an empty world, or glitchy or something?

>you can do anything
You can't do anything.

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youtube.com/watch?v=A8P2CZg3sJQ&ab_channel=CrowbCat
Here you go this lines up just about everything wrong with it.

>battle
There's combat ? Any swords ?

remember when people stopped playing skyrim after 3 hours because there was nothing to do in the huge world, its pretty much the same except the huge world looks the same everywhere and it runs like ass on PC.

>same-ish planets with the only difference being "lel this planet is toxic/irradiated/hot/cold so you need the appropriate item in your inventory"
>exploration targets mostly being bases, and most of them are built the same way so you're basically exploring the same shit on every planet
>mine to get a slightly better item so you can mine slightly better to get a slightly better item slightly faster
>a shitton of inventory fuckery for no reason (every type of item except for elements are not stackable at all for no fucking reason)

I'd say it'd be fun to explore if shit wasn't same-ish all the time and you didn't have so spend most of your time in your inventory screen, but the way it's done it's just really more of an annoying experience.

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE.

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Compared to how bad some of these can be, this one actually looks pretty cool.

Hahaha holy shit how could ppl play this crap ?
Really, look at this shit right here. It's a fucking monster made by an elementary school kiddo.

"Let's create an hippo with horns and dinosaurs shell shit."

Sean: "Amazing!"
Interviewer:"Sean, all the creatures are just random mash ups."

Sean leaves and can be heard from the next room

Sean: "I need to talk to my wife about how amazing this is"
*Picks up phone*
Sean: "Babe, where are you? I need to tell you something absolutely astonishing!"
Wife: "I'm in the kitchen, where are you?"
Sean: "I'm in the kitchen too! I cannot see you!"
Sean then opens twitter and writes
Sean: "Two people finding each other in a kitchen! this blows my mind!"

Grats on being retarded man.

Can you link to it please? I wanna hear just how bad it is.

A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing to take away

You arrive on a new planet and this guy slaps your spaceship on the ass - wat do?

Please someone add music to this

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>How it feels to chew Five gum

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>those textures
>those shadows
What the fuck is this, Skyrim?

I know I'm super late, but lemme just say u fucking told you so and you are so dumb for thinking the developers of Joe Danger 1and 2 would produce anything good

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Anyone have the walking dinosaur one?

>these textures

Wow..... so this....................... is the majesty........................................... of space.........................................

It's amazing how many of you warned us. Really blows my mind.

>those ground textures
Shit looks right at home on the N64.

Joe Danger was actually pretty fun

Why are all the creatures in this game shades of yellow and orange?

NUMALE

Yeah, it was okay. Kinda like Baby's First Trials, but very polished.

youtu.be/EZMJPNekzds?t=642

I actually like some of the game's ambient music, but this is pretty meh.

Instead of making fun of the game I wish someone would just dump more screenshots because the game pretty much makes fun of itself.

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What the hell is up with those ground textures? Is this on the PS2?

>4:50

the new silent hill game is looking promising

Wow, I just developed ear cancer.

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Yea for all the shit that the game has gotten, the soundtrack is pretty neat.

youtube.com/watch?v=xFqStIOJEKU

>So hey Sean, (basic question)
>Hahahaha (puts head down) yeahhh...

kek

more than we could have predicted

so is there gonna be a sequel or what

That looks like a spiky vibrating dildo

lol

I will never understand how people got hyped for this. It's literally the same shit that happened with daggerfall, minecraft, and many other games that share a similar algorithm. They always lack in real content. Do people really have that short of attention spans?

dafuck m8? whay would you do that?

Joke's on Sean, his wife is actually in Tyrone's kitchen getting spitroasted by him and his boys.

The game is an idle game+walking sim. Its dear esther+a shitty cookie clicker knock off. You mine stuff to explore to mine more stuff faster while getting some shitty screenshots for your desktop background.

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>4:50
>literally liquid diarrhea being procedurally processed out of a tube

Loooooool dork alert

What if they tried an algorithm for procedural sound track with that piece? Whoa.

Yeah, he's a burping, snorting, failing pile of shit, but if you watch DSP's "playthrough" of No Man's Sky, you kinda get what the average player must be going through. He starts out excited and hyped as fuck, then discovers more and more shortcomings, becomes increasingly frustrated and ultimately gives up.

That would blow my mind as much as my ears.

This doesn't even sound bad. I don't know what everyone is bitching about. I think you people just love to complain and see things fail. No I don't own this game. No I don't plan on owning this game. But these shitposting threads reek of redidit cancer that needs to leave.

The combat music *is* fucking garbage.

>No I don't own this game.
Oh, thanks for your opinion then. Speaking of fucking cancer.

BRAVO SEAN

What is wrong?

Tell me, does this thing run around on its lips and tongue?

Yeah you are the cancer. I miss when this site actually just talked about video games instead of just trying to hype something up as the next Tortanic. I want redidit shitters to leave forever. That means you, faggot.

Every single song my roommate showed me was ass and we spent like half an hour going through the soundtrack hoping that ONE song would be listenable.

Nope. They're all fucking shit.

Just neo-Sup Forums rediditor cancer mocking someone for something that isn't really worth mocking someone for.

>REDDITREDDITREDDIT
Get out of this thread about a game you haven't played, shitposterino.

WHACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING SPIKEDICK WHACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING SPIKEDICK WHACKY WAVING INFLATABLE FLAILING SPIKEDICK!!

>talking shit on DOAX3
Normie alert

You were bitching about the music, I listened to it, it's not bad. You fags are literally just looking to have a bitchfit.

L O S T

I think its cute, I want to hug it and tell it everything will be ok.

Rev up those engines, let it feel the burn

youtube.com/watch?v=-QdGQi_tdEU

This is hilarious

>You were bitching about the music, I listened to it
No, you didn't. That video was posted less than half an hour ago and is close to two hours long. You didn't listen to it, you listened to a few random parts at best.

Stop lying. Stop shitposting. Go away. You have literally nothing of substance to say about this game or its soundtrack.