Say something mean about Midna

Say something mean about Midna.

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Why do I want to fuck a gremlin that if she accidentally headbutts me I'd go into a coma?

Snaggletooth!

She's a freaky midget with a dumb hat and one eye.

She's in a lame Zelda game

Her sense of fashion is shit, what's with that helmet' looks shit

Fat stack

She's black

Her butt keeps smothering me unconscious.

I wouldn't fuck her true form.

Pedobait

She isn't real.

Not thick enough.

She's fat

THICC

Got the ass to make a grown Hylian cry.

She has a fat butt. FAT BUTT!

Only has one viable combo move, no reason to use her with all the other superior Darkness element characters.

She isn't sitting on my face with her big fat ass

Also she should have been stuck as an imp forever.

She set the bar too high for future Zelda sidekicks.

Her face is too cute.

Her body is too curvy and feminine. She's supposed to be an imp.

Her laugh gives people boners, not chills.

Oh, and her hat is broken.

she is better looking as an imp

I can't.

Post webum of Link being fucked while being sucked off by Midha

She has no penis

Her real form is inferior to her imp form

She's got big thighs.

Here comes the itty bitty titty comity

She makes my dick so hard that it's uncomfortable

she's short fat and a cunt

Post more!

her tubby's a little chubby.

just the way i like it

She is far too small as is.

more Boogie?

MOAR!

I love him but fuck vorefags

>Sorry Mr. May- I mean, Link! Your normal guide won't be here today
>But I'm more than happy to help!

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Midna is fat!

Mida reeks of semen!

unlike her imp form, humanoid midna is THICC

her imp form is actual shit, anyone who likes her imp form more is just a lolicon in denial

>denial

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>denial

She didn't spend enough time in her superior form.

>denial

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She's stuck in her dumpy imp form for 99% of the game.

If I give her a kiss on the cheek will I get a weird powdery compound on my lips?

fucking womanlet

>>denial

She's horrible I'm glad that she won't appear or ever be mentioned in another Zelda game ever again and I will definitely not miss her
haha...

I want to fuck that imp.

She attracts lewdposters that drown out everything else.

More fat imp ass

>denial

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TOO TALL

>you will never get shrunken down and buried between her cheek
VR please save us

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Tall women done right are very sexy. I knew one in high school. She had huge tits and a big ass with an hourglass figure. Her body was built for sex.

I want to lay my head on Midna's tummy!

woah

dat dere be some quality sarcasm

m o r e

That's not true, I like her imp form and accept that I am lolicon

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What another user said. She's not real. That in itself breaks my heart.

That fucking nose

She is real, you know. Just not in this universe.

Every work of fiction here represents a separate reality in another universe. Take solace in the fact that they all DO exist, just not here.

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I want Midna so say something mean to me

I definitely believe you user.

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Why is Zelda such a shorty?

I already do actually. I guess what I meant is that she doesn't exist in "OUR" world. And even if she did exist, she'd never hang out with me. FeelsBadMan

She acts like a cunt when you meet her.

fuckin thicc

The Wii version of the game you're in sucks cuz forced wagglan but you're still qt. c:

Navi is better.

>ywn be crushed under midna's giant moons

I wish to procreate with imp midna

fuck it, dude. take up writing or drawing or something and create your own realities. you'll never know true happiness, but you can discover fulfillment in creating something you love somewhere else. it worked for me

want to exchange skypes, actually? i need a friend

ASS ASS

For you anons

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You're not an english speaker, are you?

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She will never blue ball me

Not sure if I'd rather fuck Midna or be Midna.

Why not being midna while being fucked?

Futa Midna that gets to fuck Midna

It's not spelled wrong though.

Mobile
Insemination
Device
Needing
Asspounding

But I love my amazoness Rosalina

Why isn't our country funding the technology to develop fuckable shortstack gremlins in our lifetime

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She's a dumb lazy bitch.

She can teleport both herself and objects.

She could have pieced the fused shadow back together herself and taken out Zant any time.

I wanna suck Midna's dick

I knew this girl reminded me of someone.

ok what

That's even better.

Wait, which one am I?