You know what today is
You know what today is
Parker Russell
Anthony Rogers
my birthday, what'd you get me faggot
Elijah Rodriguez
a dosage of realization that you have no friends
Landon Nguyen
thursday
Liam Cook
Haruka.
Happy birthday user
Connor Jones
Ugly smelly NEET
Elijah Nelson
trash go out tomorrow
Nicholas Reed
>NEET
>is a student
Stop that, you fucking idiot.
Chase Stewart
Happy birthday!
Samuel Sullivan
Even Murasaki is a wagecuck now
Benjamin Jones
She doesn't go to school
Asher Taylor
Thursgay
Jaxon Edwards
I thought Murasaki was an October baby.
Or are we talking THICK here?
Landon Hernandez
>every bit of SV's story involving New Hebi takes place at Hebijo
>Murasaki is always there
Ayden Harris
FUCK YOU
Logan Campbell
...
Gavin Wright
October 26th to be specific. You got two more moths to get her a gift.
Landon Price
I sure do.
Brayden Richardson
>Getting Murasaki anything
user, she expects absolutely nothing for her birthday.
Why bother?
Mason Long
Prior to the game she was a NEET, its just her sister needed more people to make a real squad so she forced her to join.
John Ramirez
To surprise her and make her day extra special.
Thomas Wilson
>not buying her several large pizzas
Gotta help her out with all that THICK, user.
Dominic Thomas
Snek has been hanging out with Yomi, I see.
Justin Gray
I wonder why they did a costume revision and got rid of her underboob
Ian Ramirez
Not hard when you live with her.
Benjamin Perry
So she puts out.
Kevin Howard
Yomi will get fat if she eats so much sweets
Elijah Johnson
It would help get her ready for winter.
Elijah Edwards
The whole crimson squad as let themselves go. at least Haruka can have her coatbot do her fighting for her.
The eating contests and gorging on free samples at the market aren't helping either.
Noah Cooper
Now that you mention it, Crimson Squad is the only one where all five girls got quality fat art. They really are the best.
Xavier Reed
How does Yomi afford so much food?
Is she on foodstamps?
Brody Clark
I'm trying to fix that
Asher Lewis
You share a birthday with Sean Connery.
Are you Sean Connery?
Adrian Morales
Everyone considers them the best. Even if they like another squad better they generally say crimson squad to be at least their second favorite.
She has Minori to hook her up.
Easton Gonzalez
You're a good man. It's gonna be Katsuragi isn't it? She's the only Hanzo who's missing some good shit as far as I'm aware.
Zachary Adams
Yagyu and Hibari actually
Elijah Diaz
That's fine too I guess.
Ethan James
Because now she has a perfect titfuck window and it's lewd as hell.
Christopher Hughes
oh nice, didn't have that one