Anyone else do exercises to make their reflexes faster? Really comes in handy for fighting games

Anyone else do exercises to make their reflexes faster? Really comes in handy for fighting games.

My wrist is broken now wtf

don't actually do this
doing it slowly and gently will help stretch your wrist though

Wtf my wrist hurts!

WARNING: Do not listen to OP.

Jesus fuuck, that hurt. I can't type wityh my left hand rihgt now. Disd I get rused

my hand fell off fuck you!

i did ur mom to get better at cod lol

is this supposed to make you do a jacking off motion

Don't do this it creates mustard gas.

wtf I'm gay now.

WARNING: Do not listen to OP.

If you feel a crunching sensation in your wrist tendons, congrats, you have De Quervain's tendinitis

>implying you don't like it
Come here pretty boy :3

thanks op i cum on cat she hiss at penis

Thanks OP I just hit the snare drum

MUSTARD GAS

Thanks OP my boss just fired me

Don't do this! My hand shattered and sharp pieces of it went flying everywhere.

oh no I think I've crossed a dangerous line. B-but they told me traps are straight

I use a trackball.

Keep your wrist memes.

Ok im trying it ngashp[ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss\;'

My hand just splintered into pieces and one of the fragments gouged my eye out fuck you op now i need to go to the hosp

Is this one of those weird things that it's impossible for the body to do?

Another one is nodding your head with your mouth wide open, impossible to do unless you've a a freakishly long neck.

>mfw retards actually fall for that

>using a fedoramouse

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>Another one is nodding your head with your mouth wide open, impossible to do unless you've a a freakishly long neck.

?

Classic.

I did this and all of my toes fell off, then my dog came into my room and threw up all of his dinner. FUCK YOU OP

Your mum's neck isn't that long desu senpai

What the fuck are you talking about, are you Danny DeVito?

Also it's not impossible, it just hurts a lot and I could imagine it rendering your hand useless for a while if you use retard strength

Fuck you OP I turned into a toilet.

Try it, it's impossible for most people.

This is the fedoramouse, user.

WHY IS MY HAND EMITTING A STRANGE SMELL? IT SMELLS LIKE YELLOW KETCHUP. PLEASE HELP.

Unless you go up first instead of down.

>that pic

Reminds me of those "HOLD A SPOON OVER FIRE FOR FIVE MINUTES THEN IMMEDIATELY RUN IT UNDER COLD WATER AND WATCH THE AWESOME WATER EFFECTS IT MAKES!" threads.

How are people falling for this shit. When is a rapid, jerking motion ever good for any part of your body?

Think before you act for fuck's sake.

lmao fags

>Not just using a $10 logitech mouse and winning regardless.

>IT SMELLS LIKE YELLOW KETCHUP. PLEASE HELP.

IT IS TOO LATE. THERE IS NO HELP FOR YOU NOW

it's good for my dick

this is a legit stretching exercise, except you're not supposed to do it fast

fuck your memes

I did and now I can't feel my jaw

I'm a first year med student. Can confirm you will get Leukemia if you do this. DO NOT DO IT

Are you sure it's not that people with abnormally short necks can't do it? I'm doing it right now without a problem. My neck isn't particularly long at all.

Wtf i just sharted myself

It doesn't even look like cock sucking unless you have a bizarre way of nodding

also
>not sucking cock

W E W

Why didn't I think of that

thicc

>When is a rapid, jerking motion ever good for any part of your body?

It's good for my dick when your mom does it, faggot.

kek

hehehehe

Yeah here's what I do.
>Bite down on the tips of your pinky fingers(tooth should be in contact with the nails)
>Bite down hard, but not to the point where it starts to hurt
>Hook pinkies together like you're making a pinky promise with yourself
>Squeeze
>???
>profit

I lost my mind when I discovered this. The feel in indescribable.

But user, I do it all the time :^3

instructions unclear. Dick caught in ceiling fan

i came so hard im now a woman thx op

Oh you fucker.

Is that Boogie?

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immunity cat faggot

thanks doc

They are straight, now let me suck your dick

this is cute :3

Well, now I feel stupid.

I can't believe I fell for a schoolyard prank. I think I'll go outside for awhile.

Don't do this it makes Xyklon B.

sarce

No dude that's messed up. no one would be rude to someone on the internet

Say thank you to *Michelle*

Wtf my pinkies fell off

I'm not fucking around, can this actually break your wrist? mine is hurting a lot and kinda numb but do I really need to ask someone to take me to the hospital? if its sprained then its not a big deal but I don't want to have broken my wrist

Chubby spics are adorable. :3

wow my hand smells like mustard now so weird haha

THANKS OP MY HAND TURNED INTO MUSTARD GAS I'M TYPING THIS FROM THE HOSPITAL MY MOM IS CRY

How exactly would it break your wrist, tough guy

It's just the tendon

You'd need to have some of that special retard strength to be able to break your wrist with this m8. Probably more likely to dislocate your thumb or something.

there goes my music career, thanks you fucker

dont do this it creates mustard gas

I'm not a jew so I should be fine.

why did you do it you fucking retard

LMAO

anyone else have mustard gas instructions?

Just mix cyanide with bleach.