Alright, tonight's the night. How hard can it be?
Alright, tonight's the night. How hard can it be?
This is going to be you soon OP
Eh, I think I can handle it. It's for kids anyway
This dude's pretty EZ.
Breezed past the first two. Isn't this supposed to be hard?
Music is kind of annoying.
FRESH MEAT
Let's see if this little faggot offers a challenge
Alright, maybe it's time to actually concentrate.
Fuck OFF Piglet.
Hard enough to make you cry like a little bitch
If you can't beat piglet, how will you ever challenge a GOD?
GOD SHALL CLAIM ANOTHER TONIGHT
>he can't beat Piglet
might as well stop, the Unholy Trinity awaits
Silly Pooh BearYour death shall not be swift
It's been years
My PB against the god himself was 37/40
How did you fare, Sup Forums?
I always quit at Owl.
Got to God, I could not break 19.
Has anyone ever managed to beat Christopher Robin?
>Winnie the Pooh baseball was 4 years ago
There are YT videos of it
Anyone who has beaten him hasn't lived long enough to tell the tale.
Tigger
Got to Brave Soldier the other day, can't fucking get past him.
I haven't tried in years but I still remember my best was 22.
Link?
>tfw You beat God but forgot to take a screenshot to prove it
I guess it's time for one more final battle.
Beat Owl without upgrades, thought Tigger would be easy when I upgraded. Took me 7 hours. Tried few times against End Game Boss, but never broke more than 25, I just wasn't ready for how fucked up he was.
35/40
Wondering if I should give it another go... It's been a while
Got to Tigger, then gave up.
I beat Him. Unfortunately, I lost my screencap a while back.
Tigger, I am but a man and cannot see what is invisible
That's not the real version.
Just destroyed the rabbit 23/15.
Give me a real challenge already.
Stop this meme, the Japanese version isn't harder or anything.
Where is the real version?
Post yfw you get a clean hit but it's just over the foul line
he's memeing
There must always be a pitch king
Fucking Tigger man, he's the worst
The japanese version is the hard one, the american version is easier,
You poor, unfortunate soul.
They're both the same. There's this meme that the japanese version is harder. It's just a meme. Just play along with it so you don't seem like a newfag or whatever.
>OP wishes to challenge a god
Can tomorrow be more than the end of today?
Begginings are nothing more than endings for all but a few.
>Mfw I don't understand how people find Owl easier than Tigger
Tigger is just a straight line with a disappearing visual; it's the whole fundamental the game's been teaching you that entire time of just pacing your hits.
Meanwhile the problem with Owl isn't pacing but aim. His throws move in a disastrous zigzag that I can't time because it moves so quickly and at such a wide arc.
here we go
So upgrading is for wimps right?
Up until Owl or Tigger
>Tells me I need to download Adobe Flash Player
>Do it
>Still tells me the same thing
Help pls.
>being challenged by Nigglet
I doesn't get hard until Tigger
I feel like owl is literally just luck.
Owl IS literally just luck.
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Tfw I find Tigger's pattern to be one of the easiest
Playing this with Sup Forums was fucking great
Same.
Got any screencaps?
that sucks
are the other like this ?
Brave soldier here. I haven't played in years and I don't have it in me to try again.
Beat God. Forgot to cap it. Beat him again. Remembered. Still have a shitty vid of it.
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Don't listen to him, Owl isn't luck. He's just retardedly precise.
Owl's easy. You can tell immediatly where the ball will be on the x axis when it reaches poohbear on the y axis. Just adjust left/right by reflex.
save me, Immunity cat!
fuck you
>has the protection of immunity cat
>responds anyways
no faith
>He thinks he can beat GOD
heh
My current progress
noose yourself
god helps those who help themselves
Here, it truly begins.
Here, the abyss will stare back.
Here, after slaying these monsters, you will have to become one to challenge Him.
So is this game actually hard, or is it just a meme?
Someone please help. It won't let me play on the Japanese site. It just gives me a message in Japanese saying I need to download Flash, and the message doesn't go away after I install it.
And you didn't help yourself.
Have you restarted your browser?
It's pretty easy unless you're retarded.
Then you get to Owl and the fun just goes up from there.
Yes.
Can you explain this again. If I understand you correctly then you wait until less than a second before the ball crosses the plate, and then you hit it based on where it will cross the plate? How is this an advantage? How can you use reflexes when poo moves so slow?
Yeah, just failed vs. Owl, first failure so far.
owl is just luck I'm losing my mind.
half the time I hit the ball it goes somewhere completely random.
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Silly old bear
>when pooh moves so slow
Upgrades, nigga. Also, you don't even have to do that much against owl. Just place the right end of your bat at the edge of the zig-zag pattern and hit it when it comes over the plate. It works 4/5 times.
Robin's Owlshots are fucking bullshit though.
Based swfchan has a version that I can play, nice.
No. It's false hope.
Sure I get that the game is hard, but why is it so popular?
>tfw Christopher Robin was a better final boss than all Western game bosses of the past generation
mememagic
fucker
i made it to the promised land
No, the ball moves in the same arc the whole way from owl (it moves like a sine function if that helps). You should be able to tell the entire pathe the ball will take as soon as it goes back and forth a couple of times and aim for where its going to be before it gets there. If you're a smidge off, asjust at the last moment.
youtube.com
Breddy easy. You guys can post yours too when you finish in a few minutes.
what do the upgrades even do ?
It's moonrunes I don't understand
Because it's a child's game about Winnie the Pooh but it has more in common with the Eclipse or Third Impact than it does with the image from our childhoods.
Someone remind me what the upgrades are, I don't read moon.
Power
Sweet-spot size
Speed
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god speed, user. god speed.
>Eclipse
>Third Impact
nigga i don't know this shit
no