Is Sup Forums excited for the new Duke Nukem game?

Is Sup Forums excited for the new Duke Nukem game?

let me spoil that for you in case you are.

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>new Duke Nukem game

Pretty sure it's just gonna be a DN3D expack, probably an "enhanced version" of DN3D to go along with it.

more like D44K N44KEM am i right

guys

>gearbox game

DoA never buying anything from them ever again after what happened to aliens

>am i right
>
>guys
why did I laugh

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He looks like Chris Chan

Blow it out your ass.

>dat battleborn shirt

>wtf is PR?

cool your autism

That isn't her?

>duke nukem being shit to everyone
>insulting everyone
>tranny mutant mentions duke nukem
>OMG PLEASE BE MY QUEEN

ok dude

PR

>expects the poor twitter guy to shit on a paying customer
kek why are you being so autistic about it

you're a fucking idiot
he was shitting on customers left and right

this is the exception

figure it out retard

>customer
That's a Gearbox employee

Can't stop won't stop

burden of proof

I wouldn't know I don't read twitter advertisements all day long like you do

If there if a new game I just want to see a part where a bunch of SJW get BTFO
literally

Not going to lie. It's pretty cool that he gave a real reply.

>That's a Gearbox employee

Jesus Christ

>Randy in full damage control
Jesus, does this man have no dignity at all.

>Expecting anything less from the man who says he gets "emails on a weekly basis praising our work on Colonial Marines"
There are a lot of liars in the industry, but Randy is doing his damnedest to put them all to shame.

Where is Borderlands 3?

This has potential

>battleborn tee

kek

double chin

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Yes, the industry needs Gearbox and people like Anthony Burch and Randy Pitchford. Unlike other companies who only want to earn profit through the sexualization of women, Gearbox pushes and prioritizes gender, race, and sexual orientation diversity in their games, which makes them a force for good.
Some people say it was "wrong" that Gearbox apparently "stole" money from Sega, but I say that there is nothing wrong with that. Like the great feminist intellectual Bob Chipman once said, "There are no bad methods, only bad targets". Sega is a sexist, misogynistic, Japanese company that makes sexualized filth such as Bayonetta, Virtua Fighter, Yakuza, Space Channel 5, and Golden Axe which exploits and demeans women. So yes, it is good that money was taken from this bad company and put into the making of the brave and progressive work, Borderlands 2.
I hope Battleborn eventually beats Overwatch with its superior and diverse cast and that the New Duke fights against the patriarchy for social justice. ;)

>sega "leaving us out to dry" after paying off the lawsuit while gearbox got off scott free
is he even trying anymore or did he just delude himself to doing PR speak

Randy, between posting here and arguing with yourself on twitter, I think you're hitting a new low.

But I guess those Battleborn sales numbers really fucked you up, huh

>Like the great feminist intellectual Bob Chipman once said

They're going to add Duke Nukem to Battleborn

ok randy

oh holy bait

You actually took all that time to write that out and post it.

Time you will never, ever get back (just like a Gearbox game!)

How does that make you feel?

>queen

I never played Duke Nukem and that's why I'm the perfect guy to tell you why it will fail. the game is built on an idea of a kind of action hero that was prevalent in the 1980s. it builds the likes of Arnold, Dolph, Stallone, the lot of them. Popular tastes have long since moved on. Duke is, again, doomed.

Seeing Battleborn fail so spectacularly makes me genuinely happy. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving company.

6/10
Had a few chuckles, but I think it would be better if it was toned down a bit.

>Sega is a... Japanese company
Racist, how can you live with yourself? Wow, I'm triggered

What is up with dudes in their 40s and 50s with kids and grandkids all of a sudden deciding they're women? Who do they think they're fooling?

>Battleborn
>failing

Heh, you wish

Would have made sense if this was Duke 4ever

Forever failed because gearbox bought the license, trashed the original game and shat one in about 8 months.

It's okay to criticize Japan because they are a sexist country.
;^)

Sup Forums BTFO

how will we ever recover from this?

Why is Randy so based?

jesus christ get a job

>gearbox
Might as well suck out your wife's creampie.

>Duke Nukem
More like Duke Nukem.

Fuck off Randy.

Why is he wearing a Battleborn shirt? Why would anyone on Earth wear a Battleborn shirt other than extreme poverty?

Subtle.

>one of the most SJW companies making a Duke Nukem game

its DOOK NOOKEM

I OUTTA BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS,

TIME TO CHEW ASS AND KICK BUBBLEGUM AND IM ALL OUT OF KICKS

(USER WAS KICKED OFF THE VENT AND BENT FOR THESE BALLS OF STEEL)

youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno

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They bought it and killed the franchise so that no one else would ever promote this misogynistic bullshit ever again. Gearbox is doing the right thing by keeping him prisoner.

Duke Nukem is totally BADASS

Wow guys hes so BADASS

BADASS also feminism is AWESOME

>kill pig cops
>ONE MORE FOR TRAYVON

That said Forever was pretty misogynistic.

>"it appears you're being fucked"
>said to the horribly deformed girls who are getting raped by an alien
>then he kills them
>SJWs didn't even bat an eyelash
o-okay?

Looks like stale pasta.

Goddamn it. I can actually see them doing this.

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>Creating Brothers in Arms
STILL WAITING, RANDY
BASTOGNE FUCKING WHEN?

The shitposting Sup Forums and Sup Forums would make would never end if that becomes real

How is it being virtually brain dead?

Hello, Anthony. Remember when you got married in jeans in a dirty backyard?

I love how Randy pulls that out of his ass and completely ignores pic related.

When a game manages to drop its price to 20€ even faster than BattlEAfront (on stores) it is pretty safe to assume it is failing.

Could you make a better game, Sup Forums?

>Randy Pitchford

Randy seemed pretty reasonable
Nikon was pushy and should have just backed off

Randy is such a slimy cocksucker. He can't take an ounce of crticism without blocking someone.

>pulling a Kamiya

gearbox pls go

>Is Sup Forums excited for the new Duke Nukem game?
Fuck no, why would you even think that? Gearbox still owns the shit.

I could make a fucking board game that would blow anything this faggot has done out of the water.

>duke nukem
>being made by Gear "FEMINISM RULES" box
I only hope this is the final nail in Gearboxes coffin

(You)

thanks

They already made the worst Duke Nukem game.

and yet they still think they can make another one

I love the huge ART NOT FINAL like it's a damn sub-subtitle

>DAAK NAAKEM

>criticize game
>dev comes back with "ID LIKE TO SEE YOUR GAME!!"

where are the trans and islamic characters?

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they know they're about to die and just want to experience everything life has to offer.

Why do those people even stay on, jesus christ.

Because nobody actually played the game.

And because even if Forever is unfunny, it's still visibly over the top on purpose, instead of merely trying to get away with appealing to adolescent urges.

>A nu-male BTFO'd Gearbox

>Nu-Male
I'm pretty sure they don't casually say rape

Really, devs shouldn't even bother replying to the end user.

They can just read critique and use it if they think it is valid and constructive.

What can possibly go wrong?

that got canned for battleborn

A-at least well still have Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition in our Steam library. They wont touch that, r-right?

RANDY PITCHFORD IS A CRIMINAL AND A CON MAN

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>based fucking randy

>calls anyone with a beard and glasses a numale
Found the actual numale.

You guys are aware Douk's VA is super-liberal?

He regularly posts gun control memes on Facebook and he turned down an offer to do voiceover for a Trump campaign ad.