Invaded by Dark Spirit YiffMeDaddy

>Invaded by Dark Spirit YiffMeDaddy

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I got invaded by a fucker named yiffmedaddy on PS4 yesterday!

>tfw no daddy that yiff me

Buddy that's nothin'

He'd probably squeeze "PoC" and "Vegan" in there too if he could

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>Invaded the world of LookBehindYou
>look behind me
>nothing there
>suddenly a rock and a statue walk up to my back and out pops FooledYou and YouFellForIt
>Die like a bitch

I'm sure they jerked off to Sif at least once.

>invade at Kiln of the First Flame
>host falls off the cliff

LUCKY FOR YOU I'M A DOG LOVER

Every fucking time. Even when I host, invaders fall off the cliff there. It's like there's a magnet gravitational field there that pulls players.

LU-LU-LU-LUCKY FOR YOU

Let's plot a course.
Intercourse.

gimmie the cummies daddy

>PINKIExDASH2000: DO ANY OF YOU LIKE MY LITTLE PONY

Give it to me

It's a joke from Cyanide and Happiness you retards

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>Invaded by Dark Spirit Jotaro Kujo
>it's some faggot in jester chestpiece and havels using a crystal weapon nodachi

He was utter trash at the game though, so I don't think it was a reference

Strong Man?

Nigger your reasoning doesn't follow.

>invaded by KyleUchiha

>Invaded by Guts
>Oh boy, this will be the 1500th time today
>Actually appears to have made an effort to look like Guts
>Uses dark pine resin on his greatsword and everything
>Very close fight, we're both one blow away from death
>He suddenly pulls out a washing pole and R1s me before I can react

Maybe you guys can refresh my memory but I don't remember the part in the manga where Guts was a RAGING FAGGOT

>competetive
Why is it that the more retarded they are, the smarter they want to look?

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>full Velstadt cosplay invades
>armor, bellhammer, assorted hexes, all good
>whips out an ice rapier as soon as he starts losing and R1 spams
Souls community is 95% raging faggots, 4% enjoyable fights, 1% russians

>muh honorful duel xD

I relish in killing cringey faggots like you. Especially then they do stupid shit like bow before the fight and refuse to heal

the joke

your head

whoosh

Even if you use "xD" Ironically, it makes you look like a huge fag. Don't do that please.

This, killing honor/duelfags is so much fun especially when they add you afterward and get extra platinum mad

Crashing fightclubs is funny too, pretend to wait my turn and then destroy the host while everyone watches

I really gotta start saving my hatemail and screencaps of those faggots inviting me to groups like 'I'm Bad At Games', 'Scrubs Anonymous', 'Gay Porn Afficionados', and all that good stuff. Some of their angry rants and attempts at insulting me or being clever are gold.

>wait my turn and then destroy the host while everyone watches
This may be possible in fag souls 3, but I've seen enormous pieces of shit hosting clubs that I wanted to kill in 2, and having all of the fighters gang up on my ass as soon as I tried to attack him. Best you can aim for is killing him or have other phantoms accidentally finish him off before they kill you

>dark spirit uses million consumables
>gets visibly mad if i use estus
i could never understand those faggots

Pic related it's you

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Pic related it's you

>>Uses dark pine resin on his greatsword and everything

What does this have to do with Guts?

oh you can do that in 2 as well, you just gotta be clever about it

>faggo hosting club on Iron Keep bridge
>launch him off bridge into lava
I've done this so many times and they never learn not to be close enough that a UGS launch will send them over

Must be one of the asses I fractured

Pic related it's you
I assumed it was a reference to how the dragonslayer worked.

I think they patched out the golf clubbing people off the bridge, tho?

My favorite is act like im going to backstab the host a couple times till I get hos trust and lets his guard down then hornet ring backstab him. Works more often then youd expect.

Nope you can still do it, what they did change was which swords had it, or how you triggered it

But you can still launch niggers off the bridge just fine, collision is kinda wonky so even if they land on the railing they'll still slide off

Some hosts got wise and now noclip themselves to one of the pillars where no one can touch them and only come down to summon people. Probably godmoding too

>"daddy's cummies"
who ever furfuck who wrote this shit needs to get hanged

>he doesn't like cummies

>Summoned by RocksWeedMeth
>Defeat the boss
>"Hey wanna help me kill other bosses"
No. Fuck you Junkie.

>moist stinky

>moist stinky!!!

the curses on his sword, its how he hit the kushan emperor, schierke comments on them earlier on

jesus christ

shut up and suck daddys cummies, bitch faggot.

>Invaded by Dark Spirit Dgrayedman
Good times

ZAMASU

no that guy drained my sl to lvl 1 Fuck that guy.

>moist stinky

>manga
>not solely read by faggots

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Stop projecting user, we get it you're bad and need to cheat to win but don't make a fuss about it.

glad to see everyone have Sup Forums X extensions with the post fetching system on

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Every time I join a TF2 server, there HAS to be at least 1 furfag or a ponyfag.

that`s why you don`t play tf2 anymore

>Invaded Host of Embers Bumblefuck69
>Phantom summoned
>Phantom summoned
>Phantom summoned

>playing Cuck Souls 3

What else am I supposed to play then

For better pvp? Literally any other souls game

Don't have those

>Enter the Undead Parish from Andre's bonfire.
>Dark Spirit Pocketfullofgold has invaded!