Remaster

>remaster

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So they removed Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition from Steam just so they can make the same thing again?

>Well, looking back, [Duke Nukem] was a misogynistic homophobe with no remorse. In 2016, that's very problematic so we had to go back and correct that primitive mindset. Now he's bisexual that saves men in distress. Women are just as capable as men, so you won't see anymore "damsels in distress." We worked very close with some of the original designers of Duke 3D and we all agreed that [Duke Nukem 3D] lacked diversity. Now Duke has an transgendered African American buddy that is just as strong as him.
>We also agreed that the style of humor in Duke 3D did not age well. That's why we decided to contract Anthony Burch and a few other friends from out Borderlands writing staff to rewrite and add new non-problematic jokes and quips. Nobody likes cheesy 80's oneliner rip offs, so we cut those down tremendously.
>Anyone who doesn't like our updated version can't really call themselves fans of [Duke Nukem] because they obviously can't get with the times. The character you claim to love was a homophobic racist. Our updates make it so a new generation of right minded people can enjoy a fun character.
-Randy Pitchford (Sept. 2016)

>le bogeyman
lol

>can't take a joke
lol

>the basic alium enemies have red eyes
>the lighter spots on the top of their head are not their eyes
W H A T

>taking post ironic bait seriously
kek

>i-i was only pretending to be retarded
lmao

Of course it'll be shit because >Gearbox but the autism of dukefags is fun as fuck. MUH DYNAMIC LIGHTS OMG

Bogey man is real, user, it's just easier for an effeminate millennial like you to take it in the ass

>it's just easier for an effeminate millennial like you to take it in the ass

>problematic
Fuck I hate sociological terminology and how that shit has infected colloquial language.

Stop being toxic, for friggin' sake

You can tell Gearbox is done.
They got lucky with Borderlands, a sea of shit made it look good
Then they made Borderlands 2 and people go bored of it
Fucked over Colonial marines
Fucked up Douk
Can't make anything original that isn't like borderlands-esque. Just look at Battleborn, it's not original, nor is it different in aesthetic than Borderlands.

They are done.
Especially if this is what they are doing now.

G*d, you're being toxic yourself, ugh...

The Homeworld remaster was great.

Gearbox didn't fuck over Duke, 3D Realms did that themselves. People seem to forget Gearbox's involvement in Duke Forever was just slapping together the pieces of game that were there into a releasable product just so they could own the IP.

They released the game, not 3D Realms. It´s completely on them.

It's them taking the hit in the hopes of getting a better deal out of it eventually. They were fully aware they were releasing a mess of a product by 3DR but they were looking at it as a future investment by now owning a notable game series.

This confirms what the guy you're responding to said.

i work at nintendo and got this screenshot from reggie himself, ask my anything

are you kekking at your own stupidity perhaps

This shit aside, I really feel like the Duke was a product of his time and can't really be brought back without it being cringy as fuck.

Shadow Warrior was the same kind of character and they brought him back perfectly fine.

Duke was also an Islamaphobe & Transaphobe
& racist

youre a liar, wii u cant handle those graphics

They should just give duke to Bethesda so Id can make the next Douk.

But that's never going to happen.

>Implying anything changed since then

Bethesda doesn't need to ruin and hold hostage any more IPs

just let it die

>Implying anything changed since then
You're a fucking moron if you think nothing has changed since 1996. Hell, you don't even see the kind of action hero that the Duke was parodying in actual, non-tongue-in-cheek movies anymore. It just feels like the whole character is a response to a cultural climate that doesn't exist anymore. It makes fun of totally outdated cliches.

nu-doom was already shit enough, we don't need another DNF in the making

haha nice meme

Instead of having normal guys saving the day by being great we now have normal guys saving the day by using tons of explosions and CGI.

if you seriously think
>run in to room
>doors lock
>kill all the enemies to unlock the door
>repeat for the entire game
is how doom is meant to be played then i recommend you actually play any of the original doom games

Yeah, I don't want to shoot enemies in a Doom game.

I'd rather shoot them while exploring the map at my own pace rather than being locked into a kill room every few minutes because lazy, shitty devs don't know how to design a good map but that's just me

I guess if you like slurping bethesda jizz and grew up on amazing FPS like COD MW and Far Cry then there's no helping you

>I'd rather shoot them while exploring the map at my own pace

So, like the new Doom?

...

>he wants his shitty mazes back
There is a reason they died off, and good riddance. Nobody likes running around in an empty map or with respawning enemies doing a glorified pixel hunt for a keycard.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Nukem_3D:_Reloaded

There was already a far better remake of duke nukem and Gearbox shut it down because it looked and played 1000% better than DNF which turned out to be a flop. The devs then moved on to create Rise of the Triad remake.

Nah, because nu-doom features kill rooms every few minutes. You can try to avoid admitting the truth, that's cool man. I guess that's how you deal with the wasted money you spent right? Don't bother trying to post about how you got it for a steam from G2A, nobody cares because it's still wasted money

Nu-doom was a flavour of the month turd that was quickly forgotten and only brought up by desperate bethescucks on Sup Forums, it will never even reach the level of fond rememberance that a custom wad gets for OG DooM

Tab closed btw, so feel free to circlejerk and ask your friends to quote your post in a shameful bid to sandbag your point. Nobody cares, just like nobody cares about nu-doom

So far you've done nothing but spout memes and say 'gb2callofduty'.

You're supposed to give arguments for why you think you're right, not shitpost.

They made him younger, spew less/no Asian stereotypes and overall boring.

Gameplay was alright.

No user, this is what level design in a new Doom map should look like.
youtu.be/2v54lC8_9AE

D44M level design was pretty terrible by comparison. It's better than anything released lately, but it's not Doom.

>Instead of having normal guys saving the day
That's the thing, though. The "normal guy" the Duke is a parody of is a guy like Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Lundgren and Van Damme, the kind of masculine, super muscly one-liner dispenser. Action heroes of today are hardly like this. Who would the Duke be a parody of today? Daniel Craig, Christian Bale and Matt Damon?

The Rock, Vin Diesel and Jason statham would be a good start.

>boring

your nostalgia goggles are on so tight its shutting off oxygen to your brain, take them off

>Who would the Duke be a parody of today
act like a discount Deadpool

>new games should have levels designed for 2.5D games without even vertical aiming
>levels should look cool when you know exactly where you're supposed to go

I feel like a duke nukem game would be perfect for parodying the current SJW influenced vidya games

too bad it's illegal to make fun of SJW in media

>levels should look cool when you know exactly where you're supposed to go
user, that map was hardly maze like at all. Why don't you try actually playing it?
dropbox.com/s/0kw4fqg1tuxpnxx/e1m4b.zip

Just type "map e1m4" into the console when you fire it up.