You hear a knock on your door and yo-OH SHIT ITS YOUR LANDLORD JOTARO! He's pissed off that you didn't pay your rent, and it doesn't look like hes giving you anymore chances. Luckily the MC of the last videogame you played was staying the night.
Will you sleep peacefully tonight?
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I'll just pay my rent
This. What am I, a nigger?
>duck tales remastered
Scrooge just payso him.
Shit thread OP
Adam Jensen will punch Jojo in the mouth with robot arms
Here's your receipt
>JoJo EoH
>playing Pucci
>see the thread
Cya Jotaro
Who's the main character of Lethal League?
Thanks m8.
Also the hot water seems to be fucked, can I get you to fix that?
>Worst time to try out Deus Ex
What a shame
Just steal his money with my STANDO and pay him with that
Gomenasai, my name is William-Sama.
I’m a 36 year old English Anjin (Navigator for you gaijins). I plot courses on my charts, and spend my days perfecting my map-reading and playing superior Nipponese games. (Hanafuda, Mahjong, Janken)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my scroll of sword mastery two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Nipponese fluently, both Kanji and the Kyushu dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Nipponese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Nipponese Red Seal, I am moving to Edo to attend a prestigious Academy to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a vassal to the Shogun or a merchant!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Nippon, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Nipponese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Who would win?
Sure! Let me call up my uncle
>SMT MC
He killed God and the Devil, I'm sure Jotaro won't even stand a chance.
I'm sure Raiden could put up a fight, but I guess I'm fucked.
>Illaoi takes Jotaro's soul
>Jotaro tries to pause time but in lore there's no time limit on how long she has it out
>She could just fuck him up with tentacles while his time wimey is on cooldown
He could probably get a goot bit of punches in but her damage output looks far greater than his to me. Either way i'd be more psyched to have her over.
>Tommy Vercetti (GTA: Vice City)
He finna get wasted.
Joseph is the best Jojo
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I, too, have William-Sama by my side. Since he likely won't be able to see Jotaro's stand, I guess he's fucked. Even with his spirit animals and shit.
Wouldn't his ability to draw out Yokai from the underworld also allow him to make stands visible?
Tell him I'm not taking his bitch ass shenanigans and tell him to fix the god damn heater and lights first.
>Yu Narukami
>Rangda
Should be pretty funny watching Jojo ora ora himself.
>my hunter in MHG
I'm fucked.
I'll just pay my rent, she'd get destroyed sadly.
I'LL PAY THE RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR YOU FUCKING GOOK BASTARD
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What did he mean ni this?
Could Saitama beat Jotaro?
Could Saitama beat GER?
HEAVENSU DUOR
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>Eyes of Heaven
>Jotaro is the MC
Valentine had to have brought this Jotaro into the world and they now cancel each other out.
Valentine was one of the worst JoJo villains. Why does everyone suck his dick?
they're just trump memers
Narancia will save me because of our love.
He can beat both
just hit Giorno instead of GER
Yeah. Since cj from grove street would. just be all cool and non busta and shit and would quickly run over to his moms old house or whatever asset of his closest. Then hed either pay him or do some convoluted bullshit so that cj bevanes the new landlord of the place for himself
>Valeera
She can probably steal enough money for the rent.
Definitely
That makes perfect sense, actually.
>Raymoo
Jotaro dies my apartment is destroyed and I lose all my money from donations to the shrine
His plot armor is one ir the Bigest in history and has max dex and agi
By no means i want to be in bad terms with him
>dio, but with more knives and longer timestop
GOODBYE JOJO
Reminder that everything bad was Jolyne's fault.
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>Sakuya Brando
>MC
the last game i played was roblox for some reason
oof
Wut?
>Scrooge pays him
ha
Does it have to be the game I played earlier? I'm playing a different one now.
Was playing Heartgold now I'm playing Scarface so good luck.
Well I just beat the Moon Lord in Terraria, so my character would probably have a stando battle with Jotaro and lose.
>Worst JoJo is my landlord
Would you like Josuke instead?
Can I have a Johnny pls
Yeah dude fuck off. I got this
>my literally who throwaway character on /tg/station with no special traits or experiences because that's servers code is fucked on my pc
Looks like I'm pretty fucking dead
My Jade Master tier main character from Jade Empire. I guess he's going to have a decent chance.
Why would you want a washed up jockey cripple as your landlord?
Better fuck Dawn Star and Silk Fox
>no! No! No!
>Yes! Yes! Yes!
>Ohhhh my gooooood
What did he mean by this?
Jotaro is just hiding more books on him again just in case this ever happens again.
Well, shit
So i can take care of him
Hey Sup Forums, could you hold this for a sec, I gotta go check on something, thanks!
maybe his titan shield can help me
Yeah cuz he wouldn't make me put down a deposit since he could just fix anything.
Joseph would be the worst by far.
I'll MAKE HIM EAT THOSE WORDS
>Scrooge just pays him
Bitch please, he'd rather fight to the death, and knowing Scrooge he might actually win.
>Joseph as your landlord
>he crashes a plane into your apartment
Kira pls go
Uh, Kyle, could I get a a loan? Please, man, this guy is horrible. Last time someone was late on his rent, he pointed at him and the other guy flew into a wall.
>Okay, just this once. But only because you have a funny imagination.
>(Do I just naturally attract broke people, or something?)
CHEEKI BREEKI
That's sweet.
He'd make you pay him then he'd take some of your money himself as a fee for helping you. Or he'd straight up buy the house from Jojo only to raise the rent on you, but offer to loan you the money at a crazy interest rate.
rip little nigga dicks out for shigechi
you better believe it
Yeah but wouldn't Giorno host gang meetings in the building and threaten you for rent?
Star Platinum would get fucking raped.
>Furi
I'll be fine.
Adam Jensen can't beat Jotaro.
Star Platinum
The stand that can just grab FUCKING BULLETS FROM THE AIR WITH HIS FINGERS
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>Stop Time
>ORA
>Dead Doomguy
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>geneforge shaper
Not sure if I'm gonna gamble on surviving this drakon burning him down with the house, or offering him 2000 "coins" with an unknown exchange rate.
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>Overwatch
I think I'm more than alright with welcoming my death now that I've spent the night with Tracer
Part 3 Jotaro that's fighting dio or after when his time stop is a sneeze?
OP didn't clarify if this is the Star Platinum before or after Dio fight.
If you're renting a building from a jojo that kind of shit is just gonna happen. At least around 50% of the people Josuke meets aren't completely fucking deranged.
just kill me now, mr platinum
He can still grab bullets out of the air. If he has The World than Doom Guy has 0% chance.
Johnny is best,strongest and cutest JoJo
and gay
>Dragon's dogman loli that just finished the camp
Who would win?
>Big Boss with full knowledge of Stands and prep time
or
>Jotaro pre-DIO fight
Not gay if his legs don't work.