Sup Forums Never Have I Ever:

Sup Forums Never Have I Ever:

>played any Halo games

>purchased an app or microtransaction in app (smartphones)

>gifted or been gifted a game on Steam

have had sex

I never played a JRPG.

Oh also played Half Life or Portal.

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Same for all of those, although I have done microtransactions on some steam games.
I actually have done that. I am surprised as much as you.
Same.
I have played both Portal games, but I have not played Half Life. I have heard it aged kinda poorly and there are a lot of other games I can get cheap on Steam sale and play so I haven't gone for those.

Never have I ever seduced someone into buying me games.

I have never finished a JRPG despite starting them and getting to around half of the story. Well despite pokemon I guess.

Never have I ever been given a bj by a girl

> by a girl
Story time?

I've done that. It's bad. Those games will remind you of her when you break up

I have never ever played GTA V

You should, it's pretty good desu

Never have I ever finished dark souls. I kinda got bored of it. I might give it another go. I tried mage (or wizard, whatever) and think I just used magic as too much of a crutch. Should I try warrior next time?

Same here. Not even IV unless you count 4 minutes with the gummy controls and putting it down.

Never have I ever literally have any form of amorous interactions with any other living being

>[Brooklyn indie music plays]

Want to share?

The only one I played was V and a few minutes of fucking around on III. I got Sand Andreas on Steam sale though, gonna play eventually.

You yourself are a living thing as well user. Have you never masturbated or dreamed about romance?

Basically dreaming about romance is an amorous relationship with yourself.

>be me
>16
>friends with a kid who has gay parents
>talk to them about being homo and such
>one time we talk about those childhood/teenage homo type stories
>somehow get to the point to talking about a problem I have
>have a penile adhesion
>he's curious
>show him, but have a stiffy from the homo stories
And you can imagine where it went from there. Also me and that friend jerked each other off a bit when I went with their family on vacation.

I only have an old as fuck xbox 360 and I can't play it on that because I'd need a new HDD.

It's also way too expensive on steam despite being like 5 years old now

Never have I ever pirated a video game
Downloaded plenty of roms though

I have never played a Metal Gear game.

So your friend just blew you when you showed him your dick?

played a zelda game

>any OTHER living being
Yeah sure I masturbate daily but I want cuddles not sex.

2/10
Thought about it for a couple of seconds.

for many who played it at its time, metal gear solid 1 remains to be their greatest ever game. goes for me too. the overwhelming feeling of being completely captured by the story and characters. jesus christ, i was only about 9 when it released but I can remember it so clearly.

Whoops, I mean that the their dad blew me. Yeah, asides from that you got it. though I I may have influenced it by saying that I hadn't had a bj before when we talked

>I never played dark souls 1

I think I was busy playing wow at the time

You should play it. Don't listen to the fags that hype it up. Just play it and you'll see why there's fags that hype it up and join them.

Never have I ever played a MOBA.