Oh shell

Oh shell
4Kids is back and they're: rewriting, redubbing, and removing everything to make it suitable to the average kid demographic, ON YOUR GAME THAT YOU'VE SUNK SO MANY HOURS IN
How fucked is it?

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>DOOM

How would that work?

You doubt the power of 4kids?

Muh silly internet memes.

I think you take yourself too seriously, friendo.

>TF2
Would be weird to see them try it, and would probably remove all the stereotypes in favour of more kid-friendly ones. Not to mention the lack of guns entirely would make things rough, unless it was just the Laser Weapons and solely MvM
>Sm4sh
Easy to see how they could do it, but I don't want to see them do it.

user please, did you see the One Piece edits? They'll find a way.

Doom guy is now Doom Kid
Hellspawn are now pinata
All blood made to look like cool aid or red candy
Voice reworked to make doom kid a cheerful loud kid
Mars is now Arizona

4Kids never left. They just became The Yu-Gi-Oh! Company.

And all the weapons are Nerf guns and super soakers.

This sounds like it would be a fun mod.

I guess this is now a halloween party

>Hyrule Warriors

Link can only shoot sword beams confirmed!

>Fire Emblem Fates

Unchanged.

>TF2

Remove all blood and make weapons replaced with laser tag?


>Sims 3

i don't know how, remove sexual stuff?


>Xenoverse

They replace stuff like Nicktoons did with DBZ Kai.

This, they're only alive because Konami needs them.

I'd say the game I have the most hours on I've recently played is MGSV.

>All characters are now teenagers, except for Skull Face and Code Talker
>Snake doesn't use guns
>Enemy's guns are now shitty fake lasers you'd see in 90's saturday morning cartoons
>CQC is a bunch of stills of Snake yelling and throwing people
>D-Dog never grows past being a puppy but Snake still brings him on missions, can talk
>Quiet's breasts are shrunk to a B-Cup and she wears a sports bra
>D-Walker can turn into a fully-sized mech that's big as Sahelanthropus and is what Snake uses to fight it during Mission 31

Could go much deeper, but that's all I can think of now

Commander keen fps

>Implying modern American's wouldn't agree with 4Kids edits nowadays.
Oh how I miss when everyone hated "Americanisation"

it would just be chex quest

Oh please, if you thought NoA was bad, you don't know 4kids

>unchanged
>they say damn and hell multiple times

Yeah, okay

>Street fighter
It's now street dancer.

I don't think they can do much to Tetris, beside replacing the Russian imagery with New York or some shit, and maybe rounding out the edges of the pieces.

Is this a fucking joke? Thanks to Konami saving them frrom bankruptcy we'll literally never have a good dub of Yugioh now.

TF2 would just be the German version.

>D-Walker can turn into a fully-sized mech that's big as Sahelanthropus and is what Snake uses to fight it during Mission 31

That actually sounds cool.

>MGSV

>focus on Kaz creating the greatest hamburger of all time
>skullface's plan changed from mass genocide to vague "take over the world"
>quiet is completely cut

Scout or Soldier being voiced by Dan Green or whatever his name is made me chuckle.

>quiet is completely cut

Stop, 4kids edits are supposed to make things worse, not better.

>Assault Android Cactus
All you'd have to do is remove half of the self-awareness and play those bits serious instead. So basically have WayForward develop it instead of Witch Beam.

>Xenoverse

BLUE POPO CONFIRMED

>tfw the Adult Swim show will never happen
>Valve don't care enough for us to get another Expiration Date
The Scout with Knuckles voice would make it all worth it desu

While I agree with this statement
Shadow the Hedgehog completely negates this

>WoW

I honestly don't know what would change, I guess people wouldn't die.

It'd be a knocked out type of thing like pokemon.

nothing will ever top jet the hawk in being annoying.

Didn't they only provide VAs?

>PSO2
Luther going to Disney World instead of getting eaten by two demonic kids is probably the only good change.

>Resident Evil

YOU WERE DEFEATED

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>Valkyria Chronicles

It's already like that in some ways.

>Evacuation of Bruhl against an enemy force intent on commiting a wartime atrocity and slaughtering everyone in town aside from civilians

>OH HEY COOL A TANK
>AWW YEAH WE SAVED ONE PERSON out of like 500 or so
>BUT HEY SHE HAD A BABY IN THE TANK
>HAH LET'S GIGGLE AND HAVE FUN TO DROWN OUT THE GURGLING SCREAMS OF THE DEAD AND DYING
>HEY BABY, SEE THAT BURNING FLAMING HUSK OF DAMNATION? THAT'S YOUR HOME! ISN'T THAT GREAT?

>Aside from

I meant including, of course.

They dubbed Arc-V. It's fucking horrible.

>caring about dubs to begin with