>11 year old nephew comes over with parents >they quickly tell him to fuck off to my room because i have a PC to keep him busy >spouts some bullshit memes >occasionally just yells out unironically "trololo" when something "funny" happens >starts talking about Minecraft non-stop >shows me some faggots YouTube channel about minecraft, which is basically stupid shit autism >try to give him some games to play >can't handle the master race PC controls >boot up Overwatch for him, with bots >he says he wants to play against players despite me telling him it's too hard >proceeds to rage like an autist when he gets killed by Hanzo >mfw the entire evening
How do i avoid this when i have kids? Is cutting internet access a good idea? I don't want my son to become an autistic meme-spewing neckbeard virgin nu-male beta faggot.
Jason Jones
>when
Owen Russell
Yeah, OP, I also hate children for acting like children and having fun with things they like.
Michael Jackson
>he doesn't rage like an autust when he gets killed by Hanzo
Hanzo is a baby character, I'd get pissdd too. Open up your perspective, OP.
Ryan Butler
"Sorry, took apart my PC to clean it"
Jesus, man. Think of your own material. This situation is easily avoidable"
Gavin Harris
The only way to prevent this is to give them a wall to climb in skill and to tell them to knock that memespeak shit.
When I was a kid and would play with my dad/sisters there would be no holding back because we were kids. The only way to git gud is to shut up and practice.
Parker Martinez
Don't have kids. You want that satisfaction? Be a good uncle or volunteer or some shit. Unless you already have the money to send them to a good private school and a good university, you'd be actively fucking them over.
Kids have shit taste, because they haven't experienced otherwise and it all might as well be new to them. I did and you did too.
Chase Stewart
Fuck him in the butt.
Connor Parker
Boy am I glad my nephew only likes Fifa.
Oliver Russell
>Kid comes over >wants to play on ps3 >OI M8 THIS IS NOTHING I HAVE A PS5 >googles ps5 and shows me a controller with 100's of buttons on it
also
>friend and his little brother come over >we play street fighter >kid gets angry when he loses, so we play against him with massive handicaps >he acts like an asshole and laughs at us >we switch the handicaps so he has next to no HP >one shot him with fireball and strart laughing >he fucking SCREECHES and throws the controller across the room, starts crying and leaves
Josiah Torres
>nephew wants to play Mario >just boot up old school megaman instead
Megaman is so fucking awesome
Brandon Powell
you sound like a cunt of an uncle you're like 16, right? why aren't you socialising with your siblings?
Jaxon Gomez
>letting anyone to use your PC
Ian Sanders
This, you failed op.
Jeremiah Edwards
>uses PC master race term guess you grew up autistic too
Ethan Perez
I was going to say you should've booted up some old side scrollers or something, but then I realized you said 11 not fucking 4. I feel like kids are just bad at vidya these days.
>requesting the "how does metroid crawl" image from the Nintendo network
Isaac Campbell
Take the PC cord, and hide it. There. They can't force you to do what you don't want to do. You can do other things outside of using a PC, right?
The fact that they led him to your room for the PC is proof they don't care too much about him to begin with.
John Hughes
>brother's friend comes over >have to keep an eye on them >let them play Demon's Souls >he sucks major shit obviously but can't blame him >"Bro, this game is such a troll!" >What >"Know any Youtubers who play Daimon Sools?" >N-No >"Shit, this is to hard, do you have Minecraft on your PC?" >No, I don't like the game >"Oh yeah, your brother told me you didn't. I don't really understand why, but to each its own, I guess..."
Who the fuck raises this kids? It's so fucking weird how different he was from my brother.
Nolan Parker
>father's side of the family had little to do with us >mother's side of the family rarely visited us I only had to deal with stupid shit like this a handful of times growing up, and never have to deal with it again. Feels good, man.
Logan White
google is your friend
Aiden Torres
You can't control your off spring in everything they do like in terms of internet and if you attempt to do so they will turn into a faggot later on in life. If you try to limit their access to the world they will rebel against you until the day you die. Limit within the bounds of reason but don't raise your voice or hand to them when trying to instil them with good morals and values. If you use reason and understanding instead of simply saying no or yes to something they will come to be rational like you in their adult life.
Jacob Rodriguez
I think you gave me autism with your post, OP.
Thomas Allen
>family visits from out of state >little brother and I have the unfortunate task of taking them out to a tourist attraction for a day >boats and gift shops >they have a kid with them who is apparently our nephew or some shit >skinny little skeleton of a kid, creeper hoodie, 'tism lisp and an actual fucking trilby >kid refuses to speak to anyone, only nods to the parents every now and then when they really press him >plays on a 3ds the entire time, even while walking across roads >we go sit down at a little restaurant and he still says jack shit, just playing games >refuses to get any food, parents keep telling him "but you haven't eaten in a day and a half at least get a side of fries" >we all eat while kid just stares neckbent at this 3ds >finally he says something >"you had all better watch out or golden freddy will get you" audibly >everyone ignores him but my brother and I just trade a really horrified look >take everyone home, they leave and start driving back up to their state >next morning they're halfway through my state and they call and say "WE HAVE TO COME BACK WE LEFT SOMETHING" >spergo mcgee left his creeper hoodie in our fucking car >they drive 4 hours to come pick it up
Kayden Carter
That sounds like a pretty polite kid desu qtfam.
Ryan Hill
Just don't have kids
Benjamin Martin
That should be easy to accomplish for OP.
Elijah Jones
>kid acts like a kid >waah this kid is autist retarded nu-male cuck
Caleb Barnes
This. I dont see why people want kids. Every SJW and numale is someones child. All that time, money and effort and thats your pay off.
I would rather just play vidya, drink, get a car, go on holiday, etc. All parents get is someone who shoves them in a carehome.
Henry Peterson
Sounds like a 'We Need To Talk About Kevin' situation.
Juan Scott
>still live with parents >play overwatch Well, I guess you and your cousin can be autists together.
Gavin Ortiz
Did your parents and you not get along?
Chase Edwards
>"haha ur just still too immature to be a parent you'll get it some day" >as they hold their hyper-puking shitmachine that has kept them awake for the last 3 years with screaming
Carson Gonzalez
I don't live with them, so when I'm at their place I'm catching up with the family, not playing vidya in a containment area with my autistic cousin.
Thomas Ramirez
>His boomer parents kicked him out
Michael Thomas
>He doesn't know he can get a job and move out on his own.
Dylan Stewart
I feel like i have failed as an older brother because I used to play games with my lil bro all the time. However when he got a computer all he plays is RP servers on Garry's mod and those crafting survival games like DayZ. If i asked him to play a game with me he would probably answer with "but that game is too hard user"
Gavin Reed
It's not even that. Lets say your kid is fine. Now the cycle repeats with grandchildren. I can opt out, leaving my legacy end with me. Or I can have kids and allow my legacy to become a slut, a sjw, a communist, Sup Forums, a muslim convert, etc. All groups you hate were once children with potential. They are now tied to ancestry via blood, and taint their legacy.
I'm no ubermench, I'm sure my ancestors are dissapointed. But thats their problem. I'm not going to be one of them, where my child/grandchild/legacy is something I despise, something that will shame me for being tied to me by blood. No fuck that. >Some poor bastard fought in WW2 for his grandchild to become a single mom with Tyrone's kid and Deshawn's on the way, all while blaming men for her poor choices. Meanwhile I can garuntee my own happiness with using money and time on things I enjoy. For the most part I hate the world anyway, it would be selfish to have a kid when he/she would just see more bullshit than me.
Oliver Martinez
Just 30? I would have figured there were more
Elijah Fisher
>not wanting to be independent Wow, I bet you have a bright future ahead of you.
Elijah Jenkins
>Hmmm, my 11 year old Nephew seems to have shit taste and is also a little bit of a sperg, maybe I could help him out before it's too late. >Nah, I'll just shitpost about him on Sup Forums Pathetic.
Connor Murphy
yeah user its so easy to earn enough money to move out on your own in the middle of the city i wonder where i can get this magical job to earn thousands of dollars
>He doesn't realize that he can split the cost of living between 3 people so he has more disposable income, and can live a higher quality life. Suck to be you boyo
Nolan Perez
>He was too retarded to get a full ride for a STEM degree and has become a wagecuck for muh independence Wew
Juan Jones
Jesus Christ
Cameron Diaz
Stop being a useless sissy boy and learn a trade. Get the fuck out of the city. If you are much older than 18 and are still unemployed, suicide might be a superior option.
Daniel Butler
>splitting the cost of living with your parents What are you, a fucking Mexican?
Juan Barnes
This sounds normal..the hell is wrong with you?
Alexander Thomas
I wonder (((who))) is behind this post
Brayden Morales
>Family members come over for a fmaily BBQ >They bring their kids >Two cousins in particular want to play my vidya >I tell them to fuck off, luckily my room has its own lock >They start trying to break in everytime, slamming into my door like battering rams >One day the door breaks open >Lose my shit and tell them to fuck off before I beat the shit out of them >They never come back again
Peace at last
Andrew Torres
Loool
Xavier Martinez
>family members come over for a family bbq >you're locked in your room playing vidya for the duration
Jose Flores
I barely know them I barely even speak their language Some of them think that I'm retarded because I can't speak their language very well
Jason Clark
>being a leech >not giving back to the people who probably spent upwards of 100K to raise you
I want entitled millenials to go
Wyatt Hall
There's a difference between children acting like children and children being autistic meme spammers in front of a computer.
Jaxson Brooks
This >Mfw when me and my bro share a room and even sex toys together. I mean if you were sharing your apartment with just some dude then yeah that would suck but it's my bro so it's cool.
David Stewart
>posting anime images on Sup Forums during the workday you aren't fooling anyone
Asher Murphy
Epic story op Damn those 11 year old retards. us 16 year old adults are so much more mature. Seriously, fuck off back to red dit with this shit
Lincoln Sanders
Benefits of having no kids >more money for yourself >most contribution to decreasing carbon footprint >can masturbate alone in room
Benefits of having kids >can masturbate with kid in room
Reminder that having kids is a gateway degeneracy to being a pedophile
Lucas Brown
>have to entertain my wife's boyfriend's kid for a bit >break out the wiiu >first thing the kid asks when we're picking a game "Is it hard?" >NSMBU co-op mode >kid wants to be a Toad like a faggot >world 1-1 >he runs directly into the first goomba and dies >needs to look down at is controller every time to find the jump button >spends 95% of the level stuck in that little ball thing being useless >"oohhhhh this is too hard let's play a different game now" (he says this every other minute) >we didn't even reach world 1-4 Why are kids so pathetic? I was beating SMB on my own when I was 3 years old this kid is like 9 or something.
Nicholas Sullivan
>spouts some bullshit memes >autistic meme-spewing neckbeard virgin nu-male beta faggot
Never have kids.
Zachary White
You should play cave adventure with him next time
Christopher Carter
wait,are you a femanon or are you a faggot?
Lucas Thompson
I interact with a lot of kids and I can fairly say a lot of them are good at video games. That one's just shit
Jason Jackson
>have to watch my 4 year old nephew for a few days >have him play Mario Maker >he's actually pretty good, can clear 90% of normal levels without help >play 3D world >he's pretty decent in that too >his mom comes over 2 days later >ask if he plays a lot of mario at home >"oh we don't own a wiiu he just watches a lot of let's players on youtube" >tell her that she should stop that shit right down because she's raising a pleb Just kidding on the last part. I'm not a spergy piece of shit. Hope he doesn't turn into a shithead like all the other kids in this thread.
Kevin Gomez
wait a minute what do you mean by wife's boyfriend? are you a cuck by any chance?
Jack Price
>have to entertain my wife's boyfriend's kid for a bit need to be more subtle ffs
Alexander Wood
>Wife's boyfriend's kid
Owen Rodriguez
>"MOMM SAID ITS MY TURN TO PLAY!!!11"-thread Fucking finally. Time for Max!
William Collins
>have 8 year old cousin >he's told to hang out with me >I start feeling dread because he might be a little Pewdiepie Minecraft meme shitstain >turns out he isn't allowed to used the Internet unless his parents are showing him something >he's only allowed to play with toys, as well as Mario and Sonic games >thank god >he looks really happy when he sees all my old Mario and Sonic games >Play SA2, Heroes, Double Dash, MKWii and some other E for everyone games with him until he goes home
That's the way to do it. Just sit passive while he becomes another part of a terrible generation
Alexander Myers
>sonic games I'm so sorry.
Nolan Baker
>Don't have kids. yeah that's right goyim just do drugs and party your whole life, growing up is gay
Isaac Flores
...
Parker Jackson
Give them something to play that has a fair and giving dificulty curve. bring back radio
Kevin King
I wish
Elijah Bailey
>shit White people say
Luis Bell
>falling for the infantile jew I'd like my money to be about me, thank you.
Anthony Nguyen
I don't really have any family related stories, most of my family's stuff is completely unrelated to me. Only interesting thing I've heard from my family is that one of my cousins molested his younger sister by making her suck his dick and some of his friend's dicks.
Ian Perez
Why not just kill yourself now? What's the difference between now and later?
Carson Sullivan
And sharing my place with some turbospergs? No thanks, I can't even stand my co workers I think I would kill my roomate if he started nagging me for the most stupid shit.
Jack Stewart
t. sperm cell
Jacob Reyes
>they quickly tell him to fuck off to my room because i have a PC to keep him busy Are you fucking 14 or are you just a spineless little faggot?
Samuel Brown
>Little cousin comes over almost every sunday >He's annoying, about 8 years old. >Let him play on my Wii U for the whole day in my room >One day he asks to see my dick >mfw.jpg >Only let him play my Wii U for sexual favors from that day forward
Elijah Hall
>my wife's boyfriend's >dumb frogposter from reddit or FJ 0/10 not even trying
Cameron Stewart
Wtf you're fucking gay now!
Nicholas Watson
>being a kiddy diddler >being a GAY kiddy diddler
Adrian Evans
Play splatoon
Benjamin Baker
This guy knows what's up
Ryan Brooks
I cried. What's worse is that this guy in the end DID beat SM
Camden Harris
He just wants (you)
And you fell for it.
Grayson Flores
wew
Camden Long
Enjoy your v&, fuckface.
Jordan Rivera
I built my son his first computer when he was 7, before his first console. Every three years he would get an upgrade or I would rebuild the system to update it as best as I could afford. He would be there for any service or building I would do. There were trials and problems along the way but I turned them all into learning experiences, like how to avoid shit that website through at you, why FLASH is the debil, why ctrl alt del is your friend and what the system processes are. Everything short touch typing and i am still trying to figure out how to teach him that effectively.
He JUST turned 13. I got him a phone. Almost got him a new vid card but he still has decent frame rates in Overwatch and other games so that can probably be held off till Christmas. Virtually all his friends have consoles, fucking all of them. PS4's and xbones. None of them have a gaming PC's. Without any prodding from me, he joined PC-Master race and is a PC-Master-Racist to the console players. He doesnt get why "all his friends suck at all the games so fucking bad dad, they just suck at them, horribly suck at them dad, none of them can play any game worth shit and they look like drunk cripples in any games they play what the fuck is wrong with them dad?!?" >brings a fucking tear to my eye. Sadly, he also spouts meme's and watches a shitload of youtube channels, its a product of school and this generation so no change their OP. I show my disappointment in my face and let him know I dont get it.
So my advice would be to build your crotchfruit a PC, early on. Upgrade it. My son's friends fucking hate that they cant play any of the shit my son plays and their dads will never build them one.
Also working on him talking to girls starting this year at school. I dont want him to be nervous and shit with no GF going into HS in a couple years. Hopefully he will thank me later, when he's the only kid with a gaming PC and a girlfriend. >PC dad thread
Blake Phillips
The Max and Shirl stories piss my right off. Max at least got punished and made fun of, but Shirl makes me absolutely insane.
Grayson Turner
Please grow a self-awareness to realize how hypocritical you are.