Mom clips through the door

>Mom clips through the door

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>Dad bombhovers through the floor

Ara ara~

Did triss get some sort of smug satisfaction from cucking yenne or did she really like him

>Dad left for convenience store to buy milk and never returned
>Only recently did I find out mom has been lying to me all this time
>Dad actually glitched through the worldbox seams and was never found again

They say he's still falling to this day, his vertical velocity in the quintuple digits.

Unhealthy obsession.

Triss always liked him and was jelly as fuck that Yennefer was the one that got the witcher d. So when he conviniently forgot about Yen she jumped in as soon as she saw the chance.

>mfw my dad literally walked in my room the moment i opened the image.

>Brother wallrides through the window

>dad is stuck on the door

>have headphones with great isolation
>fap while listening to music
You can guess what happened

>Are you winning, Son?

>bombhovers

kek

why didn't you lock your door you fucking retard

This is why I buy headphones that let the sound go through.

Not everyone has doors with locks for their room user.

> Not everyone has doors with locks for their room user.

Oh sorry I didn't know they had internet in the favelas.

>favelas
Alright, so I'm taking the whole interior doors with locks thing just happens in Murrica, because I haven't seen a door to a personal room with a lock in my entire life, and I don't exactly live in a favela.

>squadmate is welding through the door

> I haven't seen a door to a personal room with a lock in my entire life

This website is 18+ only.

>They're still """"friends""""

DOOR STUCK

I hope you realize what you're implying here is that you only started to see locked doors when you were old enough to have sex.

>lock door
>it's obvious i am fapping
So what's the point?

CAN HE RECOVER

so you don't have happening no one wants to see you masturbate for fuck's sake also

> not keeping your door locked 24/7

> mother backflips through my window

WRONG - you could be changing

>WRONG - you could be changing
What if there is a small fapping noise?

So your ninja mom doesn't want you to fap to pirate titties?

music
c'mon man how experienced even are you at this sorta thing

That's not normal where I am from.

>american culture

>entire family walks in

What if you don't have access to music?

> small fapping noise
> music

what the fuck are you doing

So you do live in a favela.

>american culture
are you implying only american lock their door when they're masturbating?
I lock my door all the time since no one in my house know how to knock the fucking door.

>dad no items fox only final destinations mom all night and I can hear it from my room

Jesus fucking christ
Americans everyone

It's not normal to lock your door at all here.

???

the joke
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your head

>I get banned from family reunion because young cousins can't handle the bantz

what did you say?

>unable to read
American education everyone

I'm so sorry your shitty household doesn't respect privacy. It must be hard finding the opportunity to something as normal as masturbating.

Meanwhile I have to find excuses to go outside every time I want to fuck an escort because I never leave my room.

I never mentioned anybody walking into my room. It's just not locked.

gg ez

???

What the fuck is William doing to that girl in the pic?

That with their current attitude they will end up sucking stranger's balls for living.

>clip

>half of my family is a fervent liberal Marxist sjw trigger happy nu-males and tumblerinas
>be as much Sup Forums as I can around them just for kick and giggles
>literally banned from anything that includes them
>drop in their events all the time thanks to mom

Feels good

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It's a classic scenario of falling in love with someone who is already taken. She can't really accept Geralt loves Yen more and Yen lashes out at her about this at several points in the books.

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That's fucked up dude. So fucking toxic, no wonder you got kicked out.

>living with mommy
>masturbating when you know people are awake and doing things
>jacking off with headphones on while people are awake

Have you people not learned anything from living at home while having chronic masturbation? If you can't silent whack it then you yall need to get off my BOARD

My mother let me masturbate when I was a kid.
Why shouldn't I?

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>octavian, have you penetrated someone yet?

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If i would have a son masturbating to something in headphones i would sneak up on him and start masturbating too. Imagine if he turns his head and sees me.

>jokes
People who tell jokes have nothing fun in their lives and rely on something "original" and "funny". Go have fun with something that's actually adult like watching sports or going to the bar. Jokes are childish and lack any originality.

You don't even want to know what I called their parents.

It's very good thanks.

What? What did you call them?

>OP memes through my epnis

>Dad teleports in front of you

I called their dad a noob
And I called their mom a fake gamer

Glasses girl in the back is cute.

Sister, maybe?

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There are two kind of male adults.
Grown up child. Men who aren't afraid to show their silly side and have some fun.
Manchild. Edgelords who think one must act like an "adult" and end up being unlikable permavirgins like you.

>open the door to the toilet
>location loading
>wait
>wait
>wait

I learned the hard way

>she starts imitating that

>being correct is edgy
Children say jokes which means that if you're an "adult" saying jokes, you're a manchild. Same thing could apply to videogames and certain sports.

>sex scenes were worse in 3
What the fuck CDPR?

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Who taught you this?

>jokes have an age restriction
and he claims he isn't an edgelord

list the sports so I can be a fully functioning adult like you senpai

Your parents already know you're fapping, they have a sixth sense for that.
They just don't want to see their disgusting sound whacking to degenerate Japanese pictures of clearly prepubescent magical girls being raped.
The devil is in the details.

What the fuck is your problem?

Lol wtf how the hell did that fuck manage to get stuck so much that theres 9 minutes of him yelling about it?

its a tripfag dont ask questions

Probably all those pretendos out there being smug and uninformed

Except they do, doing stuff that children also do is stupid and immature.
Here are the sports that children are unable to do
>Pro Wrestling
>Poker
>Racing Cars
>Olympics

I'm pretty sure you were at the special olympics when you were young though

>Special olympics
People with disabilities disorders like Asperger and ADHD need to be stoned to death.

They're also manchildren that use "jokes" and play videogames.

>doing stuff that children also do is stupid and immature
like.......having fun
still an edgelord my unfriend

>normally constantly switching between tabs browsing the internet
>Mom walks in, have to completely freeze so she doesn't think I was hiding porn

...I don't get it

>hide the porn tab
>mom starts talking to me about some shit
>feeling nervous in case she asks me to do something for her in the computer and notices and at the same time trying to keep my boner for when she leaves
Literally living on the edge.

>having fun
Maybe do something productive and worthwhile instead of fun?

>Here are the sports that children are unable to do
>Pro Wrestling
>Poker
>Racing Cars
>Olympics
>Olympics
my sides are gone

>browse sadpanda for porn
>all the thumbmails are up on the second screen
>get distracted and forget about it
>mom walks in
>talk a bit
>grins a bit, dunno why but whatever
>as she leaves realize the anime butts and tits staring into the room this whole time
It wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be

Lead by example, retard-kun.

How productive and worthwhile it is to waste time shitposting on a tibetan oil painting imageboard?

>he doesn't know about El Presador

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>2:13

Funniest shit I've ever seen on Youtube in my life.