Would you a sword?

Would you a sword?

100%

Now that's edgy.

No, her ability to target single officers is terrible and there's tons of better Light characters to use.

Besides, I already have a swordfu, and some new harlot will never replace our love we've had for 30 years.

Thirty years later and she's still a looker. What can your swordfu boast? She's just a nag who sucked the fun out of your relationship.

i'm the bottom bitch

Does it matter because Link doesn't get any in any game ever. Some versions of him are born, fight and die a virgin.

Fi is a qt pie!

Underrated post

yes

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*an autistic sword

Well that was a bit blunt

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Yes please.

I don't know, it takes a sharp wit to make such a joke.

And then the police came and arrested Fi because she claimed to have murdered the children while playing with them.

>I'm your sword tonight

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Thicc?

That's not REAL thick

No

I'd throw her into an active volcano and get a new, better sword that won't interrupt me every second, yes.