"Birds need at least 100 frames per second to see images as a moving picture. Having a bird in the same room as a screen with a lower frame rate than that will be very stressful for the creature."
Birds confirmed for PC Master Race
"Birds need at least 100 frames per second to see images as a moving picture...
Chase Sullivan
Hudson Morales
That bird look scary
Angel Edwards
Birds do not fuck around
Samuel White
you are goddamn right
Angel Johnson
So they put a bird in a room with a long video and just upped the frame rate until it stopped squirming?
Matthew Rodriguez
fuck birds
Aiden Hernandez
*rolls up sleeves*
think that look scary? watch this
Christian Martinez
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Hudson Wilson
What he means by this?
Christopher Bell
Robert Reyes
Australia is 70% commonwealth
29% emu
1% aboriginal
Christian Walker
Shoebills are just wild muppets
Adam Howard
the inside of its mouth looks really lewd
Ethan Turner
how about now?
Blake Martin
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Robert Peterson
I love birds so much, they're so weird.
Joseph Wright
I don't know if you can fuck them but this game may be right up your alley.
Dominic Collins
youtube.com
very polite big bird
Ryder King
Oh fuck you bird head.
Ethan Foster
I can't decide whether this is lewd or cute.
Owen Morgan
why is that dinosaur letting a human give it head-pats?
Juan King
got a video attached to that? google gives me nada
David Sanchez
Because it enjoys the head-pats.
And also because it is long from its dinosaur ancestors, it lacks the ability to rip and tear.
Jayden Hall
everyone loves head pats
Kayden Nelson
From this video I got the impression that his beak constitutes the majority of his body weight. That thing looks massive.
Matthew Lee
Tell that to treehouse/noa.
Jaxon Bailey
I wonder how dinosaurs feel bout their descendants. It's probably like those big manly men who's sons wind up being flaming faggots.
Connor Cruz
Oh shit nigga it's a bird thread
Noah Martinez
i love burds
Zachary James
birbs are cute
Logan Lewis
hhhnnnnggh
Angel Rogers
BANTI
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Nicholas Jackson
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James Cooper
whoa look at this guy he's a fuckin piece of shit
Nathaniel Foster
Birds are birdbrained they are dumb
Lincoln James
youtube.com
Even DSP knows what's up.
Christian Reed
you're dumb
Angel Brooks
Cassowaries are still bad ass
And crocodiles survived the KT extinction, have stomach acid strong enough to dissolve bones, can crush concrete with their Jews, and are invincible against bacterial infection.
Matthew Morales
B A V I
Robert Nelson
birds are assholes
Noah Miller
>crocodiles are in cahoots with the Jews
fuck
Parker Scott
>Cassowaries are still bad ass
Nowhere near as BADASS as this bird I bet.
Crocodiles are still cool though, not debating that, just talking about the avians.
Kevin Cooper
>FB
Blake Campbell
Ill bite you if you touch my head.
Jacob Ortiz
Post more birbs.
Noah Gomez
*pets your head*
Josiah Torres
if I was a cute girl you wouldn't
you don't have an issue with head pats, just a guy doing it
Hudson Rodriguez
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Samuel Brooks
what kind of bird is this?
Hunter Bennett
>can crush concrete with their jews
I KNEW IT
Leo Parker
Birds?
Bentley Butler
In what country is it legal to own a toucan?
Nathaniel Ortiz
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Ayden Green
>its a bird thread
Jonathan White
And yet crocodilians can't even survive bayou rednecks with shotguns. When will people realize humans are on top of the food chain?
Asher Richardson
Birds.
Brayden Mitchell
>It's probably like those big manly men who's sons wind up being flaming faggots.
Leo Ortiz
Ok, so you're some random fuck right? you vs a lion
no tools no guns. You are fucked. Top of the food chain my ass.
Asher Flores
A random Sup Forumstard would get his head chomped off even while wielding a gun.
Justin Nguyen
Tools are our birthright, as much as the lion's strength and claws his.
Logan Nguyen
>wanting to be a part of exotic pet trade
stop.
Luis Sanders
H-hello fellow birds
Christian Rogers
Also, a lion that can use a gun. Now that would be the top of the food chain.
Christian Adams
Birds?
Nathaniel Butler
You fucking retard
William Sullivan
this is a bird
Luke Moore
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Ryder Walker
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Jason Green
That's a wire tailed manakin if i ever saw one
Luis Walker
I never said or implied I wanted to be a part of that.
I was just curious.
Calm down bird bro.
Kayden Martin
>tools
>birthright
We learned them and earned them and take that for granted.
Connor Morris
>no tools no guns. You are fucked. Top of the food chain my ass.
the only tool needed is a pointy stick
tell me how many predators can counter a pointy stick
Dylan Martin
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Jose Adams
>the only tool needed is a pointy stick
You're fucking delusional. Go hunt a lion with a pointy stick. I would literally pay to see that.
Easton Watson
>tfw you will never be a bird
Seriously considering a degree in ornithology.
Aaron Carter
Beavers
Dominic Wright
> a lion could beat a really long pointy stick
are you retarded, it wouldn't even get close, what the fuck is it going to do, sidestep the stick and warp behind you?
Lucas Nelson
Sure they do.
And they love every moment.
Adrian Cruz
I hope, for your own sake, you're not being serious.
Adrian Evans
Shoebill. Or the birds from Skyward Sword.
Connor Richardson
wtf is going in here and is that a bird frog at the end
Levi Johnson
What, a spear?
You don't believe it's possible to stop a lion with a spear?
Cooper Russell
A peregrine falcon took out a duck. It was going about 160mph so too fast for your eyes to catch.
Often they kill things on the ground with pure concussive force aided by gravity. Pretty cool.
Mason Gonzalez
I want to see you doing it.
Leo Lewis
I can, it's cute.
Only reason to think it's lewd is if you're a degenerate.
Luke Ross
Hawk took ducks head off
Henry Morales
Last I checked Africans don't have guns
Ryan Cruz
Masai tribal warriors kill lions with spears all the time.
Landon Roberts
Look at the way that bird looks at the man. It literally wants to fuck. It's lewd.
Isaac Thompson
I think you're overestimating the average predator. Stop watching sharkweek or whatever hype fueled "documentary" series.
Ayden Hall
You're not Africans, you don't have even 1/100th desperation and courage needed to actually attempt to hunt down a lion with a stick. Stop deluding yourselves. You would shit your pants and get eaten even if you had a gun. You're as far removed from being on top of the food chain as much as a chimp is. Fuck, I would actually bet on the chimp against you in a fight.
Blake Clark
please, no fighting. Just birds.
Ian Campbell
>fuck roosters
You couldn't get any more homosexual even if you tried.
Jace Butler
Maybe YOU couldn't with your weak ass body and mind, but I'm certain I (and the average man) would be able to kill a lion with a spear. Granted it's 1 on 1 and they aren't ambushed.
Stop giving lions so much credit. Are you fucking one or something?
Josiah Lopez
why has Sup Forums gotten me to develop a love for birds?
Landon Sanchez
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Luke Wilson
Because birds can be pretty smart, aer connected to dinosaurs, and are free as fuck since they can fly. They're amazing animals.
Josiah Gray
You're missing the point. My out of shape ass may not be able to spear a lion, but tribal people in Africa can. And unless you're a Sup Forumstard, Africans count as people. Humans are on top of the food chain because weapons and brains.
Matthew Price
stab it once then it gets angry and tears you apart (the average first world man would be shaking and freaking out the entire time too)