Where were you when they turned Duke gay?

Where were you when they turned Duke gay?

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That's a fucking parody account you morons

Phantasy Star IV was an amazing game.

Well then that's illegal and someone should report him to the FBI.

That guy is an idiot, Duke twitter account is Randy Pitchford talking to himself.

>Implying isn't Randy too

>It's wearing a BattleaBortion tshirt

how appropriate.

>implying dook wouldn't fuck a dude if he was enough of a babe

>meming on twitter is now considered "marketing"


I want off this ride

Who would even care if it was real?

Fucking dudes is way more hard and masculine than poling cute, soft girls.

It literally managed to save Sonic and Sega.

I can't believe Peggy finally did it.

She made him a faggot.

Does anyone remember that one article by some Gearbox dick that was all like " yeah Duke Nukem needs to be darker, more serious and fresh next time"?

Now I see what Hell hath wrought upon this Earth

it is, magazines/papers and tv ads almost don't matter anymore, you have to flood the social media with your product so people think everyone else is in it and get on the bandwagon themselves out of fear to be left out

>"G-Gearbox won't ruin Dook, they don't have the balls to do it!"

>hitting on a woman
>gay

lolwut

I think there's only two ways Duke can come back with some success. Either a return to formula, level-based alien invasion or the popular idea of a down on his luck Duke returning to glory more akin to Wolfenstein The New Order.
But really, I'd rather trust Gearbox's janitor to make a good Duke game than anyone in the dev team.

I honestly don't know if that person is a woman but even Duke has some standards.

>Its the [current year] and people still think Gearbox is a good company and is capable of producing games of even any redeemable quality.

So when will they finally release Duke as Battleborn character?

EVERY TRACE OF TOXIC MASCULINITY NEEDS TO BE ERASED

No kidding. Every big breasted blonde wants the Duke, he's not going to hit on CWC.

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