Had a dream HL3 was released

>Had a dream HL3 was released
>Wake up
Why were we put on this earth? Just to suffer?

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just weight a little longer. they are almost done. you will understand why it took so long when you finally play it

I had a dream this morning where I had to burn a dude's eye out with a welder's torch.
as usual I liked the setting more than the story

XD HL3 wheeeen??!?!? XD VALVE CAN'T COUNT TO 3 LOL

Reddit please fucking leave, nobody wants you here

What is the point of making these kind of posts?

I get to stroke my meme boner and I can't comprehend that someone could possibly want a game that I don't want

at this point i dont even give a shit anymore

congratulation valve, you succeeded in never having to make games again. you can be the wal mart of video games and sell cheap crap at such high volumes you'll make millions for doing nothing. now go find some eager young developers and artists that will let you sell their hats and levels on your bloated, inefficient storefront and never ask for compensation

>Had a dream where I could suck my own dick
>Wake up

HL3 will eventually come out and be decent. The initial reviews will probably be bashing the game for being shit. People will then say in retrospect that the game was never really that bad.

I don't understand why people hype games. Like don't get me wrong, I want HL3 to be released but for it to be done properly.
All these faggots who've only played HL2 or none of the series games sit here spouting stupid hype shit when they've never been involved. It's like the faggots who spam portal memes but never played portal. Hyping a game up will always be a disappointment.

I just want to settle down with alyx and start a family :/

"I had a dream of half life 3. It never got released, but it was alright."

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past.
— Kazuhira Miller


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*hugs*

>weight

Gaben fatty joke?

>had a dream I was black
>wake up
thank god

>these things take time
why did Gabe continue to tease hl3 when he had no intention of releasing it? what's his problem?

>you wake up again
>turns out you are actually black

At least you have a 30 inch dick

Because he has absolutely no plans or convictions or any idea what he's doing so he just tells people what he thinks they want to hear. Like when the deaf kids school was on a tour of valve hq and he was like "yeah um like alyx knows sign language... Um... And dog too." And all the gaming sites reported "Valve to add complex finger animations to source engine?!??!!!"

HL2 wasn't even good. It had story, yes, but nothing else. Valve died as a game company years ago.

>another year with no valve games
>last valve game was 4 years ago
>valve has zero interest in making games

>HL2 had a story
Don't lie to the man user/

>Shitposting about games you've never played

>there's atleast one retard out there who thinks hl3 is still happening

Holy shit did that happen? Just use subtitles deaf people can read.

Alright, hit me, what's the story, and make sure to make it longer than
>gordon runs between a series of safehouses, then goes and blows up the citadel because he was told to.

20 years after the Resonance Cascade, the Combine emerge from the portal with advanced technologies, enabling them to conquer the world in 7 hours. Gordon Freeman is brought out of stasis by the G-Man, who inserts him into a train arriving at City 17.[3] After arriving at the station and eluding Combine forces, Gordon joins Lambda resistance members including Barney Calhoun, a former Black Mesa security guard now working undercover as a Combine CP officer, and Alyx Vance, the daughter of one of Gordon's former colleagues, Dr. Eli Vance. After a failed attempt to teleport to Eli's resistance base known as Black Mesa East from Dr. Kleiner's makeshift laboratory in City 17, Gordon, re-equipped with the HEV suit and a crowbar, is forced to progress on foot through the city's old canal system. After obtaining an airboat, he battles his way to Black Mesa East, several miles from the city.[4][5]

Gordon is reintroduced to Eli and meets another resistance scientist, Dr. Judith Mossman.[6] Alyx introduces Gordon to her pet robot D0g and gives him a "gravity gun", an instrument which allows Gordon to easily pick up and move large objects. Black Mesa East comes under Combine attack, and Eli and Mossman are taken to a Combine prison, Nova Prospekt. Separated from Alyx, Gordon takes a detour through the zombie-infested town of Ravenholm with help from its last survivor, Father Grigori. After making his way through the town and a mine, Gordon arrives at a Resistance outpost. He uses a customized dune buggy to travel across a crumbling coastal road to Nova Prospekt, encountering Combine patrols and assisting the Resistance in fending off raids.

Gordon lays siege to Nova Prospekt by using alien "pheropods" to command the hordes of antlions that infest the coast. He reunites with Alyx in the prison and they locate Eli, but discover that Mossman is a Combine informant. Before they can stop her, she teleports herself and Eli back to City 17's Citadel. The Combine teleporter explodes as Gordon and Alyx use it to escape Nova Prospekt.

Reaching Kleiner's lab, Gordon and Alyx learn that they were caught in a "slow teleport", during which a week has passed. In their absence, the Resistance has mobilized against the Combine, turning City 17 into a battleground.[7] During the fighting, Alyx is captured by the Combine and taken to the Citadel, as Gordon fights through the city with the aid of D0g and Barney to reach it.[8] Inside the Citadel, he is caught in a Combine "confiscation chamber" that destroys all of his weapons except for the gravity gun, the energy enhancing its capabilities and turning it into a superior weapon.

Eventually, Gordon is captured riding in a Combine transport pod and is taken to Dr. Breen's office, where he and Dr. Mossman are waiting with Eli and Alyx in captivity. Dr. Breen begins to explain his plans for further conquest of the humans by the Combine, contrary to what he had told Dr. Mossman.[9] Angered, Mossman frees Gordon, Alyx, and Eli before Breen can teleport them off-world. Dr. Breen tries to escape through a portal, but Gordon pursues him and destroys the portal reactor with the super-charged Gravity Gun. Breen appears to be annihilated in the resulting explosion. Just before Gordon and Alyx can meet a similar fate, time is frozen. The G-Man reappears, praising Gordon for his actions in City 17 and the Citadel. Making vague mention of "offers for [Gordon's] services", the G-Man places him back into stasis.[10]

I can do that. Not as good as it sounds.

Haaaaa gayyyyy

>HL2
>suddenly Gordon Freeman is the ONE FREE MAN, SCIENCE JESUS
>saving an eastern European city full of Americans from a bad guy in a tower
>also goes to a mining shanty town because fizziks
>a nameless scientist who was butchered multiple times before is now a main character; Scientist Man, a man who is a scientist
>re-using weapon selections from the first game because reasons, there's even a crossbow just because
>Alyx because purdy gurl
>also she has a robot that feels emotions
It all just screams Half-Life, doesn't it?

Why the fuck would anyone want HL3?

wtf are you talking about; the reviews will claim its really really good and end up being 7/10 in reality.
see half-life 2 and MGSV

Honest question
Does anybode even care about half life other than reddit tier memers?

There's no chance in hell that it'll be as good as you want it to be.

Even with all the generic garbage games coming out these years, no

What they need to do is take the series back to it's roots.

And to do that they have to make Episode 3 on the GoldSrc engine.

Yeah, honestly I gave up on Half Life 3 ever coming out years and years ago. Now I really hope it doesn't come out because we don't need another fucking Duke Nukem Forever-esque scenario. Valve is far past the point, I think, of being able to put out a great half life game. Half-Life 2 gameplay was great, just like the first, and the story's premise is really cool but I feel like they never totally executed it in a coherent way and moreso just developed the story around the gameplay, hence why there is no Half-Life 3.

I mean, what new gameplay mechanics could they add? There's nothing else to do besides Virtual Reality, and now they really have no incentive to even make a Half-Life 3.

>wah wah I can't have muh video game now, life is suffering
this is why people perceive video game players as manbabbies.

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