You guys ready for the new Senran Kagura?
You guys ready for the new Senran Kagura?
breast?
JAPAN CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
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At least it's not a musou.
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>no Yumi in that promotional image
Did the Steam release of SV save Senran Kagura from becoming Yumi Yumi?
>pachinko
THIS FUCKING BUBBLE CANT BURST SOON ENOUGH
FUCK YOU
i have no idea what the fuck is going on in that
No. But that bestiality doujin pretty dang tight
>Japaneses tottally not gambling, Yakuza-front, metal ball simulator
>Better than a videogame
You'd have to kill every chain smoking salary man in japan for that to burst.
I'd prefer a videogame
What the fuck is going on with those balls along the right side of the machine?
I want to touch Mirai's pachinko if you know what I mean.
It blew once in 2007, it can blow again.
Anything is better than a musou. Musou is the cancer killing japanese action games.
I can understand getting mad at konami for having a pachinko machine remake of MGS3 what with their shitty practices and how MGSV turned out, but something as active as Senran Kagura actually definitely has proper games on the way, so anyone mad about this existing probably should go choke on a dick for a while and think about their life.
>People try to turn this into a typically Senran thread
No, this pachinko shit makes me too upset for happy boobs.
There are no happy boobs here
How could they do this to us
play.google.com
Apparently this new app has borderless versions of "all" the New Wave cards
Nah, fuck you
That's why I'm here to cheer you up with turning it into a senran thread
It's always the right time for waifuposting.
At least laugh about the stupid fake "boobs" on the machine bouncing up and down. They even have a "scroll" that moves up between them.
Japan must be destroyed
Takaki had nothing to do with this right?
What if this is supposed to be the anniversary announcement?
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SK pachinko got revealed more than a month ago, if anyone got worried about it being the september announcement.
I doubt is all of them, but I'll get the one with Hanzo later anyway.
Yeah, I don't see a problem with this.
Complaining about a pachinko machine is like complaining about a sticker book. It's something irrelevant that most people likely wouldn't even concern themselves about. The problem with Konami was that they basically said fuck you to all their video game players, then advertised Castlevania pachinko on video game websites.
Why is Snake so best?
Yeah, we knew about this already.
Pachinko is still the cancer killing Japanese gaming, though.
Why do they make these things as confusing as possible? I nearly had a seizure watching this shit.
>complaints for a pachinko of SK
>Konami gives MGS a pachinko with better visuals for Snake Eater and beating around a dead horse by making a shitty survival game
I wouldn't complain about this when Konami did worse
That new DMC4 pachincko machine where the mocap artists teased they were working on a new DMC project which ended up being a pachinko machine killed my soul
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This always happens with pachinko. I have a friend who's still mad because the rest of Ranma 1/2 was never made into a series, but it got animated for a pachinko, including the ending.
In this time of victory, we taste only defeat.
I ask WHY
> This app is incompatible with your device.
IT'S NOT FAIR
>the rest of Ranma 1/2 was never made into a series, but it got animated for a pachinko, including the ending.
What
This isnt the anniversery announcement is it? It isnt related is it?
I'm not sure I entirely understand what's going on in that video. Some sort of rhythm game?
what the actual fuck is happening? I don't follow pachinko, isn't it just metal balls? what the fuck is with the screen and all those power up things?
I'm sorry, user.
Juice to make you want to buy more balls
>SK pachinko
Do i still blame Konami?
but like, what does any of it mean? like jesus, it looks like something straight out of one of those jokes about weird japanese games that are nothing but animu tits and flashing colors, it's fucking parodying itself
I sincerely doubt it.
Why do I ever get excited about anything anymore.
I thought Senran Kagura was one of the few series my cynical, pessimistic ass could reasonably hope for decent announcements about.
Something about Christmas related outfits gets my dick hard always.
Pachinko is basically a glorified slot machine.
that's why it's confusing, it's like seeing a kick scooter with an A-10's control panel glued to the handlebars
Have you ever seen American or European slot machines? They also have fancy glowing lights and fancy useless shit. It's probably for a few extra spins, to get players to play more and attract new ones.
Ever since I've gotten into SK in general I've been more cynical and pessimistic. I blame Yumi
This was reveal 1 month ago. The real announcement is in less that 3 week.
>this app is incompatible with your device
You have got to be kidding me.
my man
>red with fuzzy white trim
>soft material like hanging stockings
>the cute santa hats
>the comfy feeling of the season inherent to the image
there's a difference between flashy side paneling and an entire fully animated anime arcade screen in the middle flashing god knows what
As expected, it only comes with a few images.
If you want anyone in particular then I'll post them, but mind it, it's only the first pack so I don't have any Crimson Squad, Hebijo or some NW teams.
You need a japanese google account to download it in the first place, I'm using it with bluestacks.
Post them all.
that was the announcement for the 5th anniversary?
Holy shit japan fuck off with the pachink shit
It's old news, the announcement for the anniversary still hasn't been made.
When is that?
>Favorite card borderless
This is an amazing time for me. I need more Ikaruga
Just make a mega of all of them, why doncha?
September 22nd, the anniversary at least.
No you don't, you're fine with the amount you have right now.
September 22th
Oh, thanks fuck
Why do they have to put videos into their pachinko machines?
What do they have to o with metal balls?
September 22th, Takaki is making a sort of cowntdown on his twitter.
I'll work on that.
I love this picture.
God bless you user.
Thanks user
Hnnnngh...
The girls are very cute.
if only their fucking boobs were like 30% smaller
She doesn't look right here.
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2 has a dlc for that, no?
>hibari is the only good waifu, the game
no thanks
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Yep
Yes, and it's glorious.
Except with Daidouji, leave hers alone. Trust me on this one.
what the HECK is that white haired girl doing to pinky?
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>this will be the 5th anniversary game that Takaki is talking about
>the reveal will be a localization of this
What are you so afraid of?
How's the nipple mod for EV?
It's the hair color.
Fuck yeah dude I'm always ready for a new Senran Kagura and hey maybe with a new game we'll finally get that Yumi figurine so I'm pretty excited fo-OH GODDAMMIT NOT AGAIN
PLEASE don't do this.
I think it's also the eye color.
Yeah, it looks too brownish, kind of like Homura's.
You ever have a black cat lie in the sun?
Shit turns brown.
It looks fine to me. At least she got something
It's the lighting affecting her hair
Are these like love potions
Because that's my fetish
EV isn't on PC, but people have made use of the balloon DLC (which only has two colors: flesh and pink)
I'm cool with it as long as they keep bringing us games. If SEGA can do Pachinko and still make games then I'm sure they can too.
I think you meant to say at least she got something that wasn't the same thing again.
It seems like it, wonder what Haruka got.
>It seems like it, wonder what Haruka got.
I've never sought out these cards before but where is that shit archived?
Images on the internet haven't made me feel like this since I was a teenager
Yes it is
>that subtle opening in Hibari's top