Who the FUCK wants THIS to represent them in a MMORPG?

Who the FUCK wants THIS to represent them in a MMORPG?

>yeah, I want a short midget to represent me in a world full of awesome super hero like characters and races. The girl gnome does it for me.

What could possibly be the draw to this?

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Irony.

>hurr furr you got beat by a midget haha so fahnny

>western chibi
disgusting

Youve got to learn to breath man.

Avatars don't have to represent YOU; those of us with imagination are perfectly capable of creating fictional personas within a video game

>Paladin gear
That's most likely caused by a teleporter changing the character's matrix like the one in Area 42.
But yeah, slutmog is bullshit
Yes, even on Draenei.

My characters aren't avatars and I like playing small races because their walking animations look faster

>you can be any race you want!
>picks a male human

Naw. Gnomes are cute and sexy.

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No. Just no.

>hating the short races
I'll never play 'em but I appreciate those who do. I can't resist giving random shorties the pap-paps whenever I see them.

>you'll never punch a primal god in the face as a cute midget girl

>not wanting to be a goofy as fuck gnome hacking at the knees of your enemies

ISHYGDDT

Well first off

>playing as humans in a fantasy game with multiple races

Second off, a lot of people like the idea of being tiny. And third, someone might want to be a girl avatar. Add all these things together and you get Gnome female.

I played a Lurikeen in Dark Age of Camelot (Leprechaun) because I liked the idea of being tiny. They happened to have really good caster stats, but I was a 2 Handed Champion, so I had this adorable hammer than looked like a normal hammer.

I was harder to click on to boot, and nothing pisses people off more than being killed by a tiny little fuck

>the races with the best passives in the game are the blandest ones

You a gay redditor, smallson.

I do.

>a tiny ass being overcoming the largest of enemies
>hard to click
>seem faster
I also want to fuck them

I'm playing a significantly less cute Gobbo, but the principal is still basically the same.

At least you admit it.

That goblins are less cute? Is that a point of contention?

Gnomes are amazing in pvp. I have spent whole matches inside other characters models and not gotten hit once

Reread. He said that gnomes are less cute goblins, as in goblins are much hotter.

>He said that gnomes are less cute goblins
No I didn't, I said "I'm playing a significantly less cute Gobbo." You reread.

>click

>Gnomes
>Not delicious femme gobs

Hey OP.

GOOD
My Opinions

SHIT
Other peoples opinions. (including OP)

Honestly, Gnomes and Goblins are now some of the hottest WoW races for me.

Things with a more mainstream aesthetic, like Night Elves, Blood Elves, and Humans, get outclassed by just about any Eastern MMO. But there's not as many shortstack races in Jap/Korean MMOs that don't go full uguu~ with the face.

They dont.
My paly and shaman are both dwarf females with slut mogs. At least up until legion.

The others are dudes. Troll dwarf panda

Are you autistic? It's only a game, your toon doesn't actually represent you. You know games are for fun, right?

Some people do click like morons.

Oh, that is worded strangely in context. I thought you meant "This topic is about gnomes, which is what I am playing. They are significantly less cute goblins." Whoops.

>that is worded strangely in context
There is nothing strange about it, you have a disability.

I love dominating online games with really lame, ugly, unpopular or unimpressive characters. Being the best in a group with a silly character build is 10/10 fun.

>toon

This is all true.

It's also gotten to the point with me, after being on Sup Forums and internet exposed for so long, participating Japanese ideas in general, that cute = way sexy for me instead of what a human, NE, or Draenei can incite.

Gnomes are cute.

Though I love Lala and Elin too so I'm different to you in that regard.

It does however represent you.

Also
>toon

>not loving goblins and gnomes

Pleb taste confirmed.

Sounds like a desperate call for attention to me.

>toon

Who says that? It's character.

>represent me
>unironically self inserting as your character in MMO

why would anyone do this?

How?

Sure it is. Here, let me fix it. "I'm playing a significantly less cute Gobbo, instead of a gnome."

You haven't changed anything except clarified that I'm not playing a gnome, which I already did by saying that I'm playing a goblin. Seriously, you have a disability.

Only nigga that gets it right here

Gnomes are fucking horrible. Goblins are alright.

Could you even fit your p**** in a gnome?

That wasn't very clear because of your wording. You aren't wrong, but the sentence could be better. Don't need to be an ad hominem niggerfaggot about it.

>That wasn't very clear
>I'm playing a significantly less cute Gobbo
>I'm playing a Gobbo
Disability.

My quad star P? Never owned one.

>I'm playing a significantly less cute Gobbo
>I'm playing a gnome, which are significantly less cute Gobbos

Wow, multiple interpretations because the wording wasn't pristine!

>multiple interpretations
Yes, my right one and your wrong one.

Well, yeah, as I've already agreed with. You just can't accept the fact that people can take it multiple ways because of your sentence structure.

>You just can't accept the fact that people can take it multiple ways because of your sentence structure.
I just accepted that your interpretation was wrong, though. More of your famous reading comprehension?

Entitlement

Doesn't everyone in the horde play blood elf?

Can always try.

>Being a tiny thing welding a giant hunk of metal or gun style weapon at least twice my own size

Its just fun

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WoW has some gud small races but IMO most of them are good I liked playing them in wow because I'm not too crazy about the armor in that game.

She looks distressed.

This is for the people that think LOL SO SMALL XD is funny and LOL LOOK I'M A SMALL TANK

It's the same thing with Taru in FFXI and Lalas in FFXIV

I'd prefer to see something original among the edgy pupiless white flowing haired dark elf lords. FFXIV got the midgets right though. WoW ones look gross and unappealing.

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More like western misunderstanding and then attempt at loli

she's trying to take a poo on his loo

Don't be stupid. Short races have existed in RPGs for a very long time, with no signs of aiming for loli.

But that stuff is cute and endearing, tryhard faggot. Tanking Gruul as a gnome at high stacks was a blast.

I think they are cute little retards doing inventions.

Do you really need that kind of advantage against the click targeting, keyboard turning crew? That's like robbing a toddler at gunpoint.

Looks like that pornstar Bridget

It appeals to the guys that name themselves killedbyamidget and go around the game saying LOLOLOL XDXD IM SMALL

In short, it's made for the assholes that play mmos

Undead has best jokes
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Even being a lolicon I hate gnome females

.Male lalas are awesome though
>tfw violating the waifu self inserts of rpers on Balmung just by standing

Ugh who the fuck in their right mind would have sex with a midget

>tfw no cutie pie smartypants gnome gf ever

You do not understand the true beauty of midgets.

You're in the wrong fucking place.

>humans are the jack of all trades race

Any games besides The Elder Scrolls that avoided this trope?

Are they ever going to update models, everytime I see a character they look like they are from 2007

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She's been on Stern on a couple times, her voice makes me want to melt

Then the correct answer is to go inside their stinking holes

That mean more cleaning to do

they updated the models like 2 years ago

They need to do it again.

>Not wanting to fuck a female Gnome

Are you sure you have a pulse?

Vore fetishists.

>fem gobs

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Same reason I play a sexy ass space goat, I want to fuck it

>expansion fetishists

fixed

I dont play WoW but I always choose the small races in videogames. They look usually great as warriors.

You do not know the things in which you limit yourself from.

NO

most of Sup Forums probably could

>her voice makes me want to melt

What do you mean by this?

What

hot

wood fug

>wow after 2005

Femgnomes are cute CUTE!!