Who want's to hear Duke Nukem say Bazinga!?
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I don't, but thanks for the offer.
baZINGa!
Douk is that really you
god fucking dammit
Fucking dammit gearbox, why?
Remember: context is key.
FUCKING WHAT
I thought people where joking about this shit
BLANGONGA
BAZOOKA
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ZIMBABWE
I want Duke Nukem to say niggerfaggot.
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It's time to retire, Duke vocaroo.com
I thought you could have John St. John say anything as Duke for $50 or so. Anything under 10 seconds or something. I remember reading that offer somewhere.
So of course this doesn't surprise me and it should surprise any of you.
Who's the guy next to randy?
Im buying the game if 'bazinga' is the sound when you pick up the bazooka
xd
How much would I have to pay him to say "fuck my tight white boypussy"
Can someone please just fire randy pitchford into space or something
Hey Americans why are you not driving to gearbox HQ and pulling a columbine? why do you even have guns for?
I'VE GOT BAZINGAS OF STEEL
BAZINGAS BAZINGAS BAZINGAS BAZINGAS
george broussard
George Broussard of 3DRealms. The man responsible for DNF not only sucking so hard but also why it took 14 years for it to release.
So,wait, you're telling me OP payed 50 buckaroos just to make a thread on Sup Forums??
It's possible, but I've seen people mention this over the last week or so, so someone probably did and OP is just reposting it.
RHODESIA
Blow it out of my ass!
DELETE THIS
The nose knows
Please post more, I never saved those.
Tbh, I wouldn't mind, as long as the timing, context and delivery was good.
how'd this leak senpai
Got an idea Sup Forums
If any of you have some skill in game developing or modding then i got an idea
How about we make a mod/game that's pretty much about blasting the entire staff of Gearbox while doing the EXACT Opposite of what GB likes
>Make women enemies huge titted slaves
>Ammo and bullets are dildoes
>Randy Pitchford as final boss
>Anthony as a Pitful NPC
>Borderlands series in the trashbins
>Duke's mission is to destroy all battleborn copies
Sounds Childish i know but it will work if their intelligence level is the same as a fucking slug, enough to trigger them alot
Forgot to add this, i meant a Duke Nukem Mod or remake
holy shit john st john wtf are you doing on Sup Forums
I could have settled for
>bazinga motherfucker!
>Duke has always been loaded to the gills with shitty pop culture references
>Modern Duke game comes out with modern pop culture references
>IT'S DIFFERENT AND SHITTY BECAUSE REASONS
Hi, Randy
So where are the "It's time to chew ass"
Because it's shitty pop culture
le wrong generahun
Oh no, I hated it in Old Duke too(Duke 3D is one of my favorite of that era of shooter though, and one of my all time favorites), and the new one is shitty too. I just think it's stupid to act like this is something new, when it's been a blight on the series since the beginning.
So you guys like pop culture references? vocaroo.com
BLIZZAGA
Settle down randy you got work to do on Stillborn
It should reference action movies, not comedies. Maybe make fun of capeshit, like some military official says something about The Revengers being called to deal with aliens and Duke's makes fun of costumed heroes, and maybe later you find an alien chewing on a torn cape.
>Implying a "Bazinga," with a laugh-track playing immediately after wouldn't be funny given the right context.
The issue is Gearbox getting said context.
The only reason I'd be alright with that line is if it was for a easter egg of the sheldon character being hurt in some way.
Surely you cannot be serious
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Based.
>see a corpse of Sheldon that was blown up by a big explosion
doubt that will be the context
John St. John?
>vocaroo.com
This.
If he steps on that guy's head at some tv film set and says this as a gory punchline that is acceptable
be funnier if he screwed it up though
explain this one for me i'm socially retarded when it comes to normie memes
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GUYS
LISTEN
I know we hate Gearbox
but we don't even know the context behind this. Duke could literally rip Sheldon Cooper's head off and shit down his neck before saying this line
>DNF
>Duke is handed power armor from Halo
>"POWER ARMOR IS FOR PUSSIES"
>game plays like Halo with a 2 weapon limit and regenerating health
Because it's fucking sjwbox and they would never do anything like that
Halo had regenerating armor, but not health.
Joke was that Duke's ego so strong it trumps power armor.
Ego he frequently needs to recharge by hiding a corner.
Guess the joke fails in all fronts
>tfw it made somebody cry
wtf I hate Duke Nukem now
George Broussard the co-founder of 3D Realms and director of Duke 3D and DNF. He was responsible for literally everything behind DNF. Including being 75%+ done with the E3 2001 vision in late 2002 and scrapping all their work to redo it in a Doom 3 style renderer.
Halo 2 had regenerating health
>tfw anti Duke Nukem contrarians have crawled out of the woodwork now to shit on the 3 classic games
Sup Forums lies in wait for a crack in a series' armor for their moment to pounce.
Should I play Duke3D on the megaton edition or on eduke32?
In all honesty they can't do anymore harm to it that DNF didn't do already.
>just want to hear John st John say duke lines again no matter the cost.
eduke32
megaton edition is shit in comparison
play with eduke32 the mouse aiming in megaton edition feels really weird
megaton edition is only really good for easy MP and having the expansions
make sure your grp file is from the atomic edition, that's the full game with more levels
I think if duke nukem would be better at this point as an interactive graphic adventure like telltale games (without telltale developing it)
Got a duke model and voice pack mod for left 4 dead 2.
>it's the best duke Nukem game since time to kill
megaton comes with atomic
>I'm Duke Nukem 3D
how did they get away with it
I'll have to try that.
Do any of Monolith's other games have guns as satisfying and creative as Blood?
>inb4 FEAR
John Saint John leaked it.
I love the Duke
I despise Gearbox
FEAR
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Duke Nukem 3D was never good
It's literally Doom without the great environment, enemy variety, and with shit sound effects
didnt they fire Burch
also just write in asking when Battleborn is going to be released, that'll hurt them more
Did anyone else play the GBC Duke Nukem game? It was the shit.
Blow it out your ass.
>no doubt he's jon
what a BEAUTIFUL coinkidink aint it?
now bitchford is using our knowledge of terminxs rumors and suddenly, thinks like THE NMAIN THING WE WERE TALIKING ABOUT AND THE MAIN FEAR ALL OF US HAVE ABOUT EP5 is suddenly leaked on the net. just so the haters talk abouit it more!
First the complete death of RCR SP and now this!
does terminx need more suffering in his life?
is that enough money for you Bitchford?
Have you no honor, you crazy bastard?
for a SJW he is REALLY insensitive to use people like that!
kill me
Meh. Still not enough to kill my hype.
oh shit
Why do tripfags have to be so gay? Their trip doesn't matter if they're not expected to deliver anything
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Disgraceful.