Are you going to explain why you consorted with a youkai, user?

Are you going to explain why you consorted with a youkai, user?

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But I didn't.

Don't bullshit me, son. I've seen enough of it to spot in a field of grass smudging my hard work to upkeep its dark green color and fine smell.

I don't know what it is that you just said, but I only hang out with humans and immortals, I swear!

I just stuck my dick in a randomly appearing voidy, sparkly gloryhole

no biggie right?

Write your wills by tomorrow morning.

YOKAI LIVES MATTER REIMU IS YOKAICIST

But kogasa's so cute! A-and she's harmless!!
Don't punish me, Reimu-sensei! I promise I will be a better shrine maiden in the future!

DEY DINDU NUFFIN, YOUKAIS IS GUD GOILS
DEY GOIN TO SHRINES TO PRAY N SHIT MANE

Yokai are lower than niggers
I purposely spelled it differently to piss you off
You want to know the only people lower than yokai?
sad, permavirgin roleplayers who feel the need to shitpost on Sup Forums with their toohoo whyfoos

Not before you explain why there are youkai hanging out at your shrine every single day

I'm not going to explain shit. What are you going to do youkai shrine maiden? Kill me?

YOUKAIS DIDNU NUFFIN
PROVE ME WRONG

I ain't writing shit you tubby miko

you can't beat this thicc peasant farmer dicc

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Because they're old. Old people know shit.

I would never.
I support Youkai genocide!

This is your Youkai for tonight

All he had to do was fuck off into solitude away from the village and he would've gotten away with turning into a Jinyou.

Reimu isnt always a cold blooded killer
Sometimes she's a heart warming killer too

Can't I have a human instead?

Sure

Because Yuuka is infinitely more attractive than you, armpit-miko.


Now show me them pits.

I've donated to the shrine.

Can't do shit cuz Capitalism ho!

Are you fucking with me? I would never befriend with ANYTHING not human.

I don't want a cheap animatronic, give me best human or leave me alone.

Jokes on you. I consorted with a Lunarians.

Sorry, but best human does not wish to see you.

Don't forget to say rabbit rabbit!

>best human
Pic unrelated right?

>rabbit rabbit
*ribbit ribbit

Yup.

I should have said "best 2hu" instead. Although, that DOES make her best human too, hm.

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No one ever remembers that.

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Sumireko is just Renko for shitters with no taste.

>tfw your long time waifu gets stolen and used by a shitposting board as a meme icon
>tfw marketers for the Trump campaign steal her and make her a icon for their marketing.
>tfw wasn't even known before all the meme shit and shitposting and is everywhere almost on the level of pepe now

Just fuck everything, literally hope they all die.

Nah.

Your waifu was always shit. You deserve all of it.

Why would you be upset over something that doesn't actually effects you negatively and makes her more popular, which means more fan art in the end?

I feel your pain user. We'll get through this

Go ahead and bully, I probably deserve it.

It hasn't produced anything of worth.

>best human
Sure thing.

I suspect ZUN will some day claim she will turn into a god when she "dies", though.

>You're waifu is a shitty and irrelevant char that appears for 2 seconds
>You're waifu is a meme
>You post her fanon description with ears and tail

No user, you are the cancer

>Sanae
>best human
She's second best.

Yah

I don't play 2hu, but what's the deal with the girl with green hair and red eyes that looks like she will murder you?

>It's a "Yukari is stirring up trouble again for a giggle" game

How do we go from this...

He broke the law by turning into a yokai.

So maybe 1 game, at best?
Fucking dumbass secondary Reimufag.

But user, Fan canon is legit. Zun has worked many times with fan artists/concepts. Don't be salty cuz ur waifu a shit.

..to THIS?

to this?

Yokai is why!

Yuuka? Leave her alone, she'll leave you alone.

en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Yuuka_Kazami#Personality

>But user, Fan canon is legit.

>Fan canon is legi
Dumb secondary
Kill yourself

You only have one collar, which do you choose!

Are you talking about Yuuka "Genocide is another game" Kazami?

Checkmate.

>implying she isn't secretly behind most of the shit that goes on

Yeah, her. All the others are usually happy looking, then she looks like a psychopath.

To this?

>the black tewi fallacy

Momiji of course!

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That's just because she has that sort of reputation among the fans. In the actual games, she looks fine. She even cracks jokes and stuff.

>more info soon on the PS4 port of ULiL
Who hype here

The Yamabiko scum!

>the fallacy fallacy

Not my fault Yukari makes my dick diamonds.

Nobody can turn down this cuddly-wuddly face!

>Black Tewi

Pic related for how hard she makes my dick.

>soon I'll get info on when I'll get a new character to shoot right in the face
how soon is soon, i didn't know we were getting more PS4 ULiL info

What's wrong user-kun,cat got your lives?

>PS4 port of ULiL
Are we really okay with this?

>2016
>Not going for fluffy tail

What the fuck is wrong with you people?!

I don't want a parasite's tail

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I already have a computer I can fuck, I don't need another one.

WHO CHINA HERE?

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fuck you 4 eared cat, it could have ended better than this
Now excuse me I'll play sudoku

By posting characters who ruined a franchise.

Technically you're fucking a normal Kitsune's body with RAN.exe running in the background!

how about YOU, False Guardian? You can deny this incontestable evidence about your not-human connections?

The Emperor would be disgusted with such behaviour

I wish that the Yamabiko scum was real so I could bully and tease her everyday.

Eye just got trips!

Eye don't need to explain ANYTHING!

Why is Aya Shameimaru such a pernicious little prick?

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If you were giving her the dick, would the entire town hear her?

She was cute and had the perfect body of a loli

She's just proactive.

>"Hey, mister, you want a piece of this clown?"

Is that you KoG?

HER WORK IS CHEAP TABLOID JOURNALISM!

There is literally nothing wrong with being a youkai

t. Byakushit