User QUIT FUCKING AROUND AND GET YOUR ASS ON THE MIC!

>user QUIT FUCKING AROUND AND GET YOUR ASS ON THE MIC!

>Oh
>Sorry I must've had it muted
>My bad

Suck it up nerds. If your voice sucks take up a vow of silence and join a convent. You're obviously too self conscious to be a man anyway.

Ok.

*sits on mic*
*farts*

Have fun with that, kid.

Dumb bearposter

>Fart on something that usually sits in front of your face
You sure showed them user

I never use a mic. While playing fightan I just type between matches.

I stumble over my words, mubmle and stutter.

>anons on vent want you to talk.
>Once you do they bully you

Man, can you NOT be any more of a generic nerd? Do you have a pocket protector and suspenders too?

How many of these fucking Mic threads are you gonna make a fucking day user?

>Okay
Why are you nerds so deathly afraid of voice communication? No one cares about your accent, no one cares about your voice. Just stop being a vagina and use your voice, you are behind a monitor.

>turn on Mic
>"Wow user, you have a sexy voice!"

And this is why I'm going into radio/VAing

hey i started posting this puck image almost daily like 3-4 months ago and have never seen it posted before or after untill now... Ayy :)

You're shitting me. You think that just because you're online there are never any consequences to your actions? My brother's IP was tracked by a Navy SEAL, for God's sake, and he was forcibly "disappeared" because he was talking on mic and had a faggy voice. How's that for "no one cares" and "oh dw ur just behind a monitor"?

Dumb cat & bread poster.

What game requires me to speak? i have a sexy voice but am super shy to talk because it feels un-needed

>And this is why I'm going into radio/VAing
Where do you even start? I get told pretty often I have a great voice for it, I'd love to get into it if it's a possibility for me

You're a retard, it's been used for a long time

>girls tell me I sound like some youtuber that gets panties dropping
>i don't sound like him at all

I always find a excuse. I try my best to act like a boy,but my voice won't help at all.

>spilling a coke
>throwing up the devil's horns

dumb satanic loliposter

You aren't a girl

That would pretty much have the opposite effect on me.

>girl joins server
>starts singing
>it's actually pretty good
>everyone vote kicks her
EVERY TIME

>damn user,you have a deep voice

first time I said something I got swatted

Puckposting fell into a 9 year coma senpai

You don't need to act like a boy anymore. You have grown up, and it is time to put away childish things and become a person who has their own fucking place, you little shit.

Well I'm going to college for radio, but you can find small gigs online easily. For bigger projects...good fucking luck

No. I have a speech impediment.

>have to switch headphones to use my mic

>not buying a 3 dollar clip on mic so you keep the good audio

If that's what you want to believe, sure.

I had my sister go on mic for me once because I didn't feel like talking to a room of memespouting retards.

Now that entire Discord channel thinks I'm a girl and one guy offered to buy me games.

>Don't have a mic
>don't have a camera
>they keep bothering me for both
I'm stingy bastard, my text is good enough.

I have a hard time finding legit small gigs. Everything I've seen on craigslist wants you to work for free because "this is exposure! My project is going to be the next family guy! We'll discuss a contract once my project blows up"
And then there are people who refuse to discuss payment, basically trying to trick you into free work

Does anyone here know a good voice changer to sound like a cute anime girl?

I want to fuck her armpits.

>get on mic
>cant get a word in edgewise anyway

whatever

I do have a clip on mic but it's shit quality compared to the boom pro I have

I usually just take the slightly lesser audio quality for good mic sound over the best sound over a shit mic

There's no point to that unless you speak Japanese, user.

I've spent years forcing myself into people's consciousness as being cute and feminine with my anime girl avatar so I'm not about to ruin that by talking on mic.

can anyone tell me why nightly is running like shit and giving me noscript and ublock are making nightly run slowly every 5 seconds ever since i updated

fuck man are there any better distros of firefox cause all this pointless shit like container tabs is getting old

>using a voice changer
>not obviously sounding like a low quality robot

Pick just one, champ.

Try VA sites like voiceactingalliance instead. There's free and paid roles...but get used to working for free. If nothing else, it's credentials to add to your portfolio and networking with other VAs can pay off.

>join a pug
>deep voice but very slight lisp due to front incisor slightly pointing in
>its all girls
>keep giggling asking me to repeat what i said
>they're laughing at me
>spaghetti everywhere
jdimsa

>join guild
>have to use teamspeak
>only speak like one sentence every 3 weeks
>2 years later a regular asks who I am and why the fuck I'm in the channel
>quit next day

So tired of being alone. IRL. Online. Everywhere.

I can speak Japanese, but its not like the people I'll be speaking to can even understand me if I do.

You serious? It's 2016 though. Surely there must be something decent out now.

ITT: Faggots have a hugbox about bullying and traps and female(male) shit while mods do nothing.

>tfw you will never play games with a couple of friends and a no mic
>finish game and everyone disbands
>no mic messages you "hey are you available"
>"yes, what's up?"
>immediately calls you
>"i-i just wanted to talk to you, alone..."

And than we live happily ever after, me and no mic.

Working for free with other VAs is something I could get behind starting out. At least I'll have something to actually put on a portfolio beyond some random craiglist project

vocaroo your voices right now

Hi there. First day here?

you probably thought i'd say something shy well fuck you i'm the one telling you, fight me

>That dude who uses his mic despite being a shut-in weeb
>The slightly lispy voice
>The desperate attempts at bantz by talking about "Videogame news" from shit like E3 that nobody watches
>Shittalking others on the team despite being shit himself

Ia she hot tho user

No, it's just I'm tired of these faggot threads.

Good luck, mate.

>not posting the full version

Jokes on them I'm actually mute.


:(

Then hide and sage. Or are you too new to know how?

Not unless it came out this year, and it's gotta be something totally different from the norm, which is just a bunch of minor tweaks like changing the pitch and timbre that can assist but won't do much lifting for you, as far as making an authentic change goes. Voice training is where it's at, and that has its own problem: that obvious tranny sound until you get pretty far into it. It's also supposed to take at least a couple years, which is too much investment for my shitposting interests.

People have told me she is. I'm not attracted to her, however.

>everyone's convinced i'm a guy
>"get on the mic user it'll be fun"

If youre mute how are you typing right now.