Do you think Metroid would be more successful if Sammy-chan only ever wore the Zero Suit?

Do you think Metroid would be more successful if Sammy-chan only ever wore the Zero Suit?

Other M was a mistake.

I think Metroid would be more popular if Samus wore zero suit.

I think it would be successful if Sammy-chan wore zero suit.

I think Metroid would be more popular if Samus wore no suit.

Metroid would be more successfully if Sammy-chan had more subtle ERPposters that didn't sink threads instantly

almost as bad as the Jillfanfic spammer

>Implying ZZS threads don't eventually sink themselves

no

>implying metroid threads don't eventually sink themselves

kind of bummed my storytime didnt take off family

It would be like FE with MU's and kid units no matter the cost. Yes it would sell better, but it would lose its dignity and soul.

Zero Suit Samus just proves my thesis regarding "fanservice".

>game has less fanservice
>it's a good game

>game has more fanservice
>it's disgusting trash

This rue is pretty much unbreakable.

Battleborn actively tried to have the opposite of fan service.

If you want Sammy-chan ERP or JOI, post your Discord and I'd be happy to play her for you~

What about Bayonetta?

I could sure go for that right now but I know way to many people who browse Sup Forums on my discord.

Battleborn had less sex fanservice and a buttload of meme fanservice, being made by those hacks at gearbox. Overwatch is what pushed the sex fanservice.

And as I predicted, both were terrible games.

I consider Bayonetta to be subpar cinematic shovelware.

Gmail?

>Bayonetta
>Cinematic Shovelware

If you're gonna shitpost, at least pretend you're not retarded.

>JOI
honestly, when did this meme fetish start

offshoot of elzi captions starting to get banned on /d/?

niggas take a generic pic then write a goddamn novel around the edges


time to post email

>Sammy-chan

>Bayonetta
Shoves at least 2-3 hours of cutscenes and 3 hours of voice acting and dialogue in your face for a mere 5-10 hours of gameplay if you're lucky. Meanwhile,

>Shovel Knight, the game that destroyed Bayonetta 2 in 2014
>not even 5 minutes of cutscenes, years of free DLC, easy 10 hours of enjoyment

Please, take your cinematic narratives back to Sup Forums.

Do you do this often?
Can I see your resume?

>make a shit thread, it gets deleted
>ban evade and make another one

Enough is enough, fuck off with this waifu shit.

what if samus was like this all the time

Master chief?

>Implying the Zero Suit isn't the reason Nintendo wants Metroid to go down under
because you know, SJWs

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Sammy-chan is going to Australia?

She could be if she had a competent dev team behind her for the first time in a decade

Her crash landing in Australia is an exciting part of the next Mad Max film