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>oh yeah that exists

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Having a tough time reading this one. It will likely be milquetoast AAA open world fare with some grating SJW shit thrown in for liberal credit...I just can't tell if normies will give Watch_Dogs a second chance. What little--keyword being "little"--chatter I heard from the first game was middling or, at very best, mild positive.

I think games like Just Cause 3 have illustrated that people don't really care about open world that much anymore. The JC3 map is something like four times the size of GTA 5, but it still feels as empty.

I really doubt that it will sell as much as they are expecting. The first game was fun for a few initial hours, I guess, but then it got very repetitive and boring. I couldn't tell you anything specific about the story, it was that dull. Tweaking around with the graphics was fun, and people have made mods to make it look fairly spectacular, but that's about it.

What did he mean by this? Apologize to him Sup Forums. Who was in the wrong here? Defend this. What's his name again? What the fuck was his problem? Refute this. Would you? Is he "our" guy? Now that the dust settled, can we all agree that it was shit? Redpill me on this guy. What was his endgame? Was it kino? Name ONE game that does this. What went wrong? Will this save the gaming industry? Really makes you think.

It surely can't be worse than the utter trainwreck that was the first game.

...right?

Kill yourself.

This and Mafia 3 are basically going to be run of the mill open world games focusing on cars and guns.

But it doesn't exist yet.

I dunno. It looks kind of interested desu. Maybe Ubisoft took feedback from 1 to improve this one

It's just so tacky. 'Anti-corporate!" corporate game with design-by-committee SJW appealing characters that also look like they stepped out of a clothing catalog of a major brand - coincidentally also trying to be edgy.

>Hacking the helicopter

It's so bad it's good.

And I bet the next Assassin's Creed will be the one to really nail it!

You know it's going to do well because the edgy preteen demographic is so profitable.

it's a drone, idiot

Except in this case when even the kids remember how shit the first game was

Look at the left there's a helicopter too idiot.

WE WUZ HACKINGS AN SHIT

See I'd be okay with a black hacker MC if he was chubby to fat and didn't wear nice clothes.

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4:50

City is deader than Watch Dogs 1

Am I the only one that doesn't have to relate to the story to enjoy a game? The gameplay looks fun and I really enjoyed the first game. I'll probably pre-order the Gold edition of this.

I don't care if there's SJW, BLM, supposed Trump hating bs in the game. Trump will be president by the time the game releases.

Watch Dogs 1 would count too at this point

I actually liked the first one. The trenchcoat grimdark setting was a bit cringy but I enjoyed it for what it was. This one just looks like Diet GTA V, though with added repetitive "hacking" and forced online coop stuff

>console footage
What did you expect?

>final boss is "not" Donald trump

fuck ubisoft. i have been to paris and its a shithole full of mudskins with no go zones.


trump 2016

I buy this if I can play as CIA

SO I PRES DA BUTEN AN DA COPTA GOES DOWN? HELL YEA! DIS BE BETTER THAN ROBBIN GAS STATIONS FOR ICED TEA AN SKITTLES. MAN DEM RAYCIS WHITES GONNA PAY FOR KEEPIN A NIGGA DOWN. MAH CAPS KEY IS BROKEN.

how is that related to watch dogs

>co-op missions
Why can't open world games do the smart thing like Saints Row and just have the whole game be co-op? Fuck the story no one gives a shit about any of these characters or what happens to them

Because you could play as CIA in Lookout Cats 2 if someone takes the time to make it happen

Was Mirror's Edge Catalyst a flop or not? It's like it doesn't even exist anymore, I have never in my life seen a game drop off the radar so fast.

Doubt, no one could do this in the first WD

Was about to post this myself

Literally no one talks about it. It came and went when people had been calling for a sequel for years. The shit thing if it flopped is it implies there's not interest in that sort of game anymore, when really they just made a lot of bullshit decisions and made the game a bit shit

>first game is shit and the only reason it sold was hype, everyone stopped buying after a few weeks
im honestly happy they will lose so much money for making this, fuck ubisoft

>no go zones.
>in Europe

will this game have reflections?

Next one better be about a shortaired blondie female who works for the fixers against deadsec and works with a team of white males and asians in London. She's not lesbian, too. In fact, her sexuality is never discussed.

>i don't care if there is sjw in the game
>i don't care about story
go fuck yourself

i hope they stop making PoC characters and start making games.

JC3 is the most empty game I've ever played.

Can confirm as a european.

this is what happens
>ubisoft losses shit ton of money because hype doesn't work
>and not listening to the public
>like at all, even news shit
>sfm porn of cover grill
prove me wrong

>pre-order
Might as well kill yourself now. Natural selection is going to pick you off anyway.

I'm looking forward to it a lot for three reasons
>Ubisoft have proven themselves by mostly knowing how to iterate on their open world games. AC2 was way better than AC1, for instance.
>The meme and hacktivism shit is gonna be hilariously lame. Can't wait to see just how lame it will be
>The game take place in hipster central. I can't wait to gun down anyone with the title "Middle manager", "Social Media Guru" or "Games Journo".

>Muslim character wearing the Hijab
>Wears obviously sexualized short shorts and shows off huge amounts of skin
Assuming that she's meant to be an actual Muslim, then, WHAT SHE'S WEARING DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF THE HIJAB

>Lucien Soulban is the writer
>born in Saudi Arabia, where he lived for 12 years before attending school in Texas. He is now based in Montreal He is openly gay and has voiced interest in creating high-profile titles with strong and layered LGBT protagonists.

Fuck this person.

>A gay no longer lives in Saudi Arabia.

Gee, I wonder why.

>ironicaly getting a 60 dollar game
even if you are underaged and using daddys credit card, you are still autistic

WE WUZ HACKAZ N SHEIT

Hey, I'm sorry I didn't fall for the No Man's Sky meme like you did. AAA is the only bastion of quality that is left. All indie games are a scam.

I live in Sydney, where there is a shitload of third and fourth generation muslims

wearing a hijab is even more of a fashion statement to them than wearing a crucifix is to a girl from a christian family.

why are you, a screaming frogposter, opposed to the de-religiousizing of a garment and de-radicalizing of a religion?

>black mc to "fight" racism
>literaly going around destroying shit
>killing cops
>killing important people but "he's a bad guy/rude"
>muslim girl has pain for graffity/Vandalism
>left guy shirt hinting at even shittier, deader memes then the last game
this is going to be road to hell level of "ironic" shit

>watch dogs is good
>anything else is a scam
im actualy more secure about my opinion since you so fucking stupid. thanks?

I appreciate that they have "Don't Sweat the Technique" in the soundtrack but thats pretty much it.

I'm not even that pissed about the mc being black. It's his backstory that's bullshit - literally "He dindu nuffin!"

Also, fuck muslims.

I enjoyed the first Watch Dogs a lot and 2 looks pretty great since the devs seem to know what the main issues with 1s gameplay were (especially unsatisfying driving) while improving on the core stuff too.

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>being upset the mc is black
neckbeard level user
but this is literaly a black person to appeal the sjw's and nothing else

>San Fransisco
>Gun crime
>Guns in San Fransisco
>Negroid causing problems in San Fransisco

hahahah they were better off keeping Aiden even though he was unlikable as fuck with the batman voice.

>first sentence
edgy af
>people who hack are creative
stopped watching, he could not have said something more wrong if he tried

I have no issue with a black mc if it makes sense in the game (like San Andreas) and isn't just there to try to be "progressive".

I like Aiden and enjoyed the first game. Not even joking.

It's Ubisoft.
>who cares this is the PC version

you think the new mc is gonna be better? its gonna be a snowflake to appeal the sjw who will buy their game, and i 90% KNOW they are gonna pull the "didndu nothnig" card after he killed a cop. even though he is actualy a criminal but its fine because he's a good criminal even though he still money from whites and probably ruins their entire life

>dev says "you can manipulate the city, traffic lights, bridges"
>video shows a clip of the final game where he manipulates traffic lights and cars crash because of it, blocking the road, as if there is something bad about it
What's the problem? Did he expect the cars to turn into magic fireworks or something?

>ubisofts restricts from stealing from blacks because "they need it" for the sjw's
i wish i could say this as a joke

ITT: People who won't execute the biggest hack in history

shame on you

Wasn't the first game a complete flop? I know it wasn't very good but did it get good sales anyway?

>a brilliant young hacker
Christ.

He's going to hack the whole world isn't he? inb4 nigga goes full infamous with bytes instead of watts

WAIT WHAT?!!?! YOU CAN'T STEAL FROM BLACK FOLK IN IT!?!?!?!

No no no NO NO NO I refuse to believe that.

>MFW I spent my time 96% in the wards of Chicago stealing from the ghetto

>Watch Dogs was a commercial success, breaking the record for the biggest first day sales of a Ubisoft game, and becoming the biggest launch of a new IP ever in the United Kingdom at the time. As of 1 January 2015, the game has shipped over 10 million copies. It will be followed by a sequel, Watch Dogs 2, in November 2016.

Took like 10 seconds, you retard.

>mfw they can't hack the universe

I can kill Zack Snyder? Where can I preorder the game?

>big sales initially
>falls completely off the map after a month
Every big name Ubisoft game ever

>Wasn't the first game a complete flop?
It was, at the time, Ubisofts most successful new IP release ever. I think The Division has taken that title, but no, it was very successful.

>I know it wasn't very good
How do you know it wasn't very good if you managed to know so little about it that you thought it was a flop? Did you play it?

>Execute the biggest hack
You can kill Sean Murray in this game?
Wow! His mind is blown!

I might check it out if it was like 20. But it's 30 bucks minimum

you are so funny guys XD

>Execute the biggest hack

pic related

>hack of the history

the thing is it only sold because of the massive hype and how its gonna be the next gta, it wasn't
the gameplay was 4/10 because of farming for crimes for a moral system that did literaly nothing
and literal 1/10 if you knew ANYTHING about computers
>you had to be in line of sight of a console to hack it
>through security cams

>blacks actualy have less money then whites
imagine the rage

>a moral system that did literaly nothing
Wrong. If you were on the negative/bad side of it, new reports with Aiden's face would air regularly and civilians would call the police much more often.

Barely any threads beforehand, Then it came out.

There were barely any threads afterwards. Most of the replies in the threads themselves were

>This came out?

I saw the E3 trailer and thought it looked neat, then at release all I saw were people complaining about how shitty the game is so I forgot about it. I got to try it recently and the open world was really dull, free roaming was even more boring than it was in Sleeping Dogs. The hype died real quick after release so I assumed it flopped but I guess marketing secured plenty of pre-orders.

Could have been cool, wasn't cyberpunk enough before and now it looks like the gay rainbow that is the embodiment of west coast silcon/sf valley culture. That's not even including the fact that it's ubisoft...who hasn't been let down by ubisoft (on multiple occasions)

Fucking learn something from your past experiences damnit!

Does everyone here really think Trump is going to be the final boss?

Its almost painfully obvious that he's nothing but a distraction set up by the real badguys in order to get the hacker collective to take actions against an unpopular but innocent man so they can implement whatever evil plan they're trying to with the public opinion on their side.

Its cyberpunk/dystopian writing 101.

The radical uninformed but well meaning youngsters will be manipulated like the puppets they are during the first half of the game, second half is realizing how much they fucked up and trying to fix it, there'll probably even be a rival, more experienced corporate hacker opposing them later on.

Meant to type "news reports". Anyway, WD isn't a bad game. Comparing it to GTA was a mistake, though.

Winner right there, I keep forgetting it exists

>blm bullshit
>white males are like the olague and must be eradicated
>mudslimes are the most oppressed ever even though theyre an ideolgy anyone can follow.

>he didn't play the digital trips
You really missed out.

This is a truly forgotten case. I bought it recently for 20euros and I actually enjoyed it. Looks amazing on hyper settings and it feels really smooth overall. The story felt rushed, but it made me FEEL. I ended up liking it.
I heard that the console version looked fucking terrible, glitchy, ran like dogshit and so on so that probably didnt help.
Also EA releasing it only on origin was a mistake also. If it was on steam, people would have atleast noticed that it was released.

It had a pretty neat soundtrack
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It's like the 90's all over again. When companies so desperately latched onto what they thought was "cool" due to stuff like Beavis and Butthead and just ended up looking like contrived garbage.

It remind me somehow to cyberpunk story just without advanced technology and the philosophic question.
Looks fun
I also don't understand why the guy being black is a problem

Looks so fucking dull. Another blunder for 2016.

Maybe if the whole ancient Egypt rumor ends up being true.

no shit it did something, but its so small it may as well not exist

>MFW Irish protagonist

>Box art where the character isnt just staring at you

Sorry, but im giving Ubisoft kudos. This fuckung trend needs to die

How much do you want to bet that this will kill the franchise? Core and normies wont care because the first one was garbage and the sequel looks the same with extra sjw propaganda added.

Sjws arent going to buy it because they rarely play/buy games

>Black people only exist in the hood and if they're anywhere else it's to be progressive
imagine being this deluded

>a moral system that did literaly nothing
>no shit it did something
Fuck you, shithead.