Would she be a great Samus?

Would she be a great Samus?

She would be good

on my dick

what a filthy slut

Uh what?

Fuck no. She's neither tall nor muscular enough.

Literally who

This.

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Literally no ass.

>small
>short
>not blonde
>not good looking

I mean if you're going for the progressive nonsense other m forced onto fans, sure.

No.

Would she be a great Samus?

Elizabeth Debicki would make a better Samus. Prove me wrong.

You can't.

Is this a "Sup Forums pretends this woman is ugly even though no one posting on this board would ever be able to even shake this godess' hands" episode?

No.

No, her face looks too much like a crate of dicks.

>hollywood samus
>not black
you tried.

Yes, she is perfect.

honestly a dark anime aimed at 16+ would probably be the best quality-wise

She's pretty uggo, though.
You just have shit taste.

>41 yrs old
she's an old hag

is this supposed to look better than the other suggestion?

Also no.

what the fuck is all this shit with live action adaptations.

I mean unless you're going to be using mad practical effects, you might as well animate the entire thing instead of just having 95% CGI elements.

OP I don't see her voice being that of Samus.

Would she make a good Samus?

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what, and compete with disney at the academy awards?

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>blond hair
>man jaw

>LE WOULD LE SHE LE MAKE A LE GOOD LE SAMUS XDDD

They've been pulling shitty live action adaption for decades, especially GitS and Akira. I'm still hoping that the live action GitS falls through at some point in production.

>man jaw
Fuck off, weeb.

do you suck dick?

Saoirse is beautiful in the face, or rather very pretty and cute.

Samus' defining features is not being cute though. The chozo dna has given her titties and ass that look like they were designed to erect dicks. Sersh would need extensive surgery to attain a body that would erect even me, and I'm a guy who will lay with a fridge if times are desperate.

user...

Would generic interchangeable actress #54682 be in a movie without showing her face 90% of the time?
No. No, she wouldn't.

>generic
>nominated twice for an oscar at age 22

Perfect Ridley coming through.

Good taste.

She has a good look for it.

Would be better than just some shitty samus movie.

I think she'd be the right person to breathe life back into the series

Yeah, generic. Oscars mean shit. She actually done anything impressive?

>an oscar nominated actress is not good enough for my capeshit tier garbage videogame movie

Danny Devito could make a good metroid.

Who said anything about good enough? I'm just calling her bland. She's a generic actress that doesn't stand out and she'd be shit in the movie.

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>this cuck that keeps going
If you were straight you'd ignore and move on

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Samus isn't fat