Do you like Bayonetta, Sup Forums?

Do you like Bayonetta, Sup Forums?

I'd let her jack me off but I'd probably kick her out of bed for farting

I don't own any children's toys to play Bayo 2.

I played both for the first time on Wii U and I thought the first one was better.

i like bayonetta

Jesus. What was your restart to completion ratio on hard? I'm pretty sure for some of the later missions I restarted up to 40 times to get one platinum

And here come the angry Xboners this fast. You're missing out

Not really, she's kind of a bitch; Dante is better.

>1 game
>missing out

sure thing, buddy.

I don't play on fisher-price tablets.

How fucking dare you address me you no-skill shitter.

I'm more of a Jeanne person tbqfwyf.

S-sorry senpai

And I don't play on VCRs for the PC scraps. But hey, I won't judge for enjoying shit

>Bayonetta without glasses
DELETE THIS

> Jesus
the worst part about it is that i lost these saves while 2 chapters away from full NSIC pure plat (and bayo 2)

> I'm pretty sure for some of the later missions I restarted up to 40 times to get one platinum
I assume you know that you don't have to restart from the beginning of the level and can resume from the last save point...

If it is alfheim you don't have to restart -- i just die and start over.

For some of the verses definitely i had to restart a lot: like the one with 3 Gracious and Glorious on highway with passing cars, then then one with 2 flying ships that spams rockets

Great thing about Bayo is that learning curve is amazing, it doesn't feel like grinding because you're genuinely getting better

when i started playing it on wii u after 360 i was getting pure plats on my first try on normal at least.

>PC scraps

I play on PC you peasant.

Your shit is actually far below my shit.

Pretty embarrassing.

Yes. It has its faults (cutscenes and story, mostly), but overall I think it's a well polished game that had a lot of love put into it. Bayonetta 2 is good too, but not as good as 1.

>I have to adhere to one way of gaming
There's this new thing where you can own multiple console, PC too! You just have to have the money for it, only downside to this totally futuristic idea I threw at you

> Bayonetta cutscenes
> bad

Well a good chunk of them are just the camera panning over non-animated characters with a film reel effect thrown on top.

Sorry, I meant the ones where everyone is a statue and they're just talking.

yeah, they ran out of budget

stupid thing is, they did them again for second game despite that they more time for planning that time

I LOVE the bit where she Panthers down the pole.

Impressive. Sucks about your saves though.

Were you close to PPing the second game?

>I assume you know that you don't have to restart from the beginning of the level and can resume from the last save point...
That's what I meant, lak

i got Pure Plat on Normal mode but didn't feel like going further (due to issues in enemy combat design that made pure-ing the game un-fun)

short hair bayonetta is a gift from god

but I don't have a wii u ;_;

Never appreciated how many different stun state punishes were actually in the game until getting the chain chomp. Still a bit bitter that the Onyx Roses got cut in Bayo 2 though.

I don't know yet. I picked it up a couple of days ago because it was so cheap but I haven't played it yet. I think it plays like DmC, doesn't it? Then I'll probably dislike it. But seven bucks for it was a good deal.

yes

Have you ever thought about hiding your power level?

>Never appreciated how many different stun state punishes were actually in the game until getting the chain chomp.

What do you mean?

Why bother when you're at home?

As a franchise, yes.
As a good action game, yes.
As a cuhrayzee game, not so much, because of the dial a combo shit.

I would enjoy it even more with pc port. PS3 ver. is still awful.

>due to issues in enemy combat design that made pure-ing the game un-fun

Keep hearing people say this. Don't get it.

I mean, some of the humanoid bosses are kinda annoying, but that's it.

What do you tell girl visitors? That it's your younger brother's room?

Not him but my main problem was all the enemies and bosses that are near-invincible (due to super armor or auto-parry after three or four hits) unless you're in Witch Time. This means you spend way too much time standing around waiting for an enemy to attack, so you can dodge it to trigger WT and actually get to hit them.

>Having girls in your room

Wow, what a fag. I bet you kiss them too.

>implying she takes girls home

I have a gf and she doesn't care about my SotC posters.

>hiding your powerlevel

I'll let you know if it ever happens...

whats ryu doing there

I'm just pulling his leg. I used to have a couple of gaming posters in my room when I was a teen too. But most posters were movie or music related. Anyway, girls didn't mind what you were into.

What does your gf think about your collection?

Nintendo is dumb

>Wow, what a fag. I bet you kiss them too.
What else would you do in your room with a girl?

Crush her on Guilty Gear or Starcraft LAN until she asks to leave. What else?

>Ryu on the bottom shelf
I dunno why but that really got me

>cheeky Seifer

kek

>that second to last shelf
>pic related right in the middle

I'm starting to think all this belongs to a very strange girl.

It's with the B.

2 great games to crush people at

>some of the humanoid bosses are kinda annoying
That's a problem where most of the bosses are just Masked Lumen Sage, repeated 4 times.

There are many technical problems with him. First of all -- look at picrelated, it's a visual clutter and hard to read.

Then Lumen has an attack where he chucks a spear. It has no sound or animation cues. It's near instant and can happen randomly.

Getting hit with an attack like that and losing pure platinum is annoying.

Another problem is how slippery Lumen -- it is hard to keep combo on him so achieving enough combo points for platinum is an even bigger challenge on top of not getting hit

Then Lumen is also invulnerable most of the time. He either ethereal so your wicked weave attack go right through or just blocking with a shield.

It's a shame he (and Loptr which isn't much better) are repeated so much because game other has a decent number of very good bosses, but they are kinda overshadowed by Loptr and Lumen who stonewall you and make the game actively unfun

Alruna phase 1 and Phantom spider bosses are for example great and fair bosses

Bosses aren't the end of it there are several enemies with similar problems in combat design

>dial a combo shit.
Bayo combines both NG's attack strings and DMC's command inputs

Nintendo games are for children

Then you don't own any console?

I like DMC3/4 more because you have a lot more freedom with combos, Bayonetta is still pretty cool if you like the genre.

I have a Xbone with mature games like GTA5 and Halo

>mature games

...

loved the first one have' gotten around to playing 2 yet. is it better than the original?

Or you just use time bracelet.

Bayonetta is one of my favorite games ever made. The way it organically teaches you all the weird ass mechanics is fantastic, and the approach to difficulty is gr8. The game is ez as fuck if you just wanna spam heals but then the game tells you you're a shitter. I love bayo

I like 1 more than 2. Played 1 for the first time on the wii u too.
But 1 only clicked with me in the second half, I think 2 may be more beginner friendly. (I played 2 before 1)

I'll like it even more on my NEW nintendo 3ds with new content and amiibo functionality

lost it at Ryu, nice collection

>All those figures mighty clean
>Not covering them all in cum, specially Ryu

You ARE hiding your power level