Ey white bread, what game didja ask the boss man for your cell?

ey white bread, what game didja ask the boss man for your cell?

Def Jam Fight for NY

C-Civ Five..

Postal, bitch

Darkie Souls.

Mega Man X Collection

Street Fighter, you wanna play?

Magic duels.

Im going to be in here a while may as well get a game with longevity.

Idolm@ster

Outrun 2006

Battlefield 1.

WE

Sonic & the black knight

Dwarf Fortress.

Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup

Monster girl quest triology

Boktai.

S-some roguelike i guess

Monster Girl Quest

i dont understand the question.
please translate it to white

I think it says which game you asked to have.

Hes asking what game you gave to the prison warden to get such good cell

NBA 2Kcurrentyear and a fighting game

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

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what is he asking? i dont speak nigger

Melee. Who do you main, my man?

He is asking you, a caucasian person, about which video game software you requested from the warden to have in your own cell.

D-Dark Souls 1?

Skyrim with mods and access to the Creation kit.

>You will never go to Prison and find out that hierarchy among Prisoners (and to a lesser extent, the staff) is decided by who is best at various video games
>You will never dunk the big black dude in Smash or Mario Party and get the cozy cell by yourself with an all-female guard nearby
>You will never drop the soap and have that same big black dude cowering as he picks it up for you, for fear of getting bitch-slapped to the ground
Rip.

First of all, my dear negro man, I do not appreciate being called "White bread". I find that term very derogatory towards people like me within the confines of a jail cell like this. Just because I am in jail like you for, it does not mean I am on the same, pitiful level as you. I merely stole some panties (from a 3 year old) while you probably raped a women and stole a bike, and I shall not have you speaking to me in such a way.

Secondly, the game that I chose was Metal Gear Solid 5. Obviously, a simple casual such as yourself would have no understanding of why this game is a work of art, and why any further MGS game would matter at all after Kojima left, but truly, this is his last masterpiece in the metal gear series, and it is the best, with incredible amounts of technology behind it, a social, political, and economically focused story that truly pushes the boundary of what a videogame is and can be. The pain behind the main character can only truly be understood by enlightened individuals, such as myself. Knowing you, you would probably dismiss it because it is not call of duty or madden, so I shant waste my time convincing someone of your mindset to give it a try, as you would probably sully it by merely being close.

Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to my anime.

>tfw your so white that you dont know anyone thats been to jail aside from the temp drunk cell

>Tfw my job involves helping courts arrest hoodlums and thugs

Feels good man. Don't believe the BLM garbage

mah nigga

>ey white bread

kek, this is how white "people" think blacks talk?

There is absolutely nothing exceptional about that.

Where the fuck do you live?

I literally know no one that ever went to jail

so what now, you are a fucking paradox you morons, am I bribing or am I requesting

Get out soon, Atlas.

Ironically, the only people who believe the black lives matter horseshit are people whose lives don't matter

We Wuz World War 1 winners.