How do you feel about in-game marriage?

How do you feel about in-game marriage?

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she can't even suck his dick

She can actually, he just has to sit down.

she can wear high heels for that

disgusting

remove potatoes

I think it's neat.
Too bad I'll never get married.

What game is this? The potato face child looks familiar.

>child marriage

Absolutely disgusting.

ffxiv

>german dating simulator

Thanks user.

>That picture

S-She's hardly wearing anything. Weird.

Are potatoes even for sexual? I'm pretty sure they are not.

like the old days

Married the waifu in XIV soon after that featur was released, even recorded the wedding and invited a shitload of my friends.

She left me btw.

>How do you feel about in-game marriage?
Pretty realistic got married once and we divorced not even twenty four hours later.

>Too bad
Don't fall for the marriage meme, user.

They are 100% sexual my friend. Check Balmung and the most depraved ERPers are all lalas.

And I love it

They are designed to be non-sexy and far from any sexualized form that resembles a child. Even like that, dont understimate the imaginative power of people.

this is my fetish

Potatoes are for adventuring with and complimenting until they blush.

They're just too small for any form of sexual; it just looks weird unless you're also a Lala.

Was curious if anyone knows if the hairstyles form the Thancred and Y'shtola HW outfits on the cash shop are gender locked or not. Asked on /vg/, but it was drowned out by their circle jerking.

Huh, well that's a cute and unexpected emote. Is that actually ingame, or edited?

As far as in-game marriage, it seems harmless enough. Been to a few /sh weddings in XIV, and deeply regret never having the chance to attend an XI wedding, since GMs acted as the priests. The only bleh part about XIV's weddings that I have seen is that they're mostly just gay couples, but whatever keeps the servers a floatin, I suppose.

In XI, it was people that were already married, or planning to be married.

>XIVcucks will defend this
how does it feel to be a closet pedo?

That's still the cutest thing.

How do lalas take Roe dicks?

A friend told me they are gender locked, but besides from that, I have no proof.

It had an exclusive mount so I married for it.

The same way they take any other dick

>lala in high heels

My dick needs this.

The emote is just using the /ow face with /embrace and positioned to where they look like they're hugging the other person's leg.

It was a neat idea in Harvest Moon on SNES. It's great fantasy for us video game nerds who have no girlfriend or wife yet.

Pretty good

I just want a cute husband

>liking shortstacks or loli is the same as liking real children
real children are fucking gross as hell and their proportions are disgusting. Anytime loli porn tries to make the loli look like a properly proportioned child it looks so unappealing.

Do people that get married in MMOs do it because you get special items or are there legit couples(RPers?) that meet each other playing the game and do it?

I just want a cute wife

>tfw loli wife ever

I was born in the wrong universe.

I don't care if you are a female or a faggot (most probably the last one) just don't fall for the meme. Don't having free will to play, make and fuck whatever you want is annoying and stupid.

Both and more, its a social game, there's every kind of people. I would love to do it for the sake of the chocobo and glamour you get.

>Anytime loli porn tries to make the loli look like a properly proportioned child it looks so unappealing.
onizuka naoshi, kuro no alice and salad are God Tier

>marriage meme
I got married to my friend six months ago and it's great.
>cool mount we ride around together on when doing shit
>more glamour options
>if either of us needs help for whatever reason or are at a hunt we are literally six seconds away from being at each other's side
eternal bond's are rad.

Alrighty, thank you for that information, kind user.

Huh, had no idea that players can combine emotes like that. Now to be a weird Roe and practice that sometime.

Shortstacks are direct proof that God exists and is great, since that's basically pocket-sized titty monsters for the world to enjoy.

Don't care for the lolis, though.

Really good.

>real children are fucking gross as hell and their proportions are disgusting.
Speak for yourself, faggot.

Lala ERPs are crossplaying degenerates imported from TERA or Blade and Soul. Prove me wrong.

For both reasons. I know a lot of people do it for the items, especially in XIV, but in RO my friend married his little GF ingame. They actually met up years ago and are engaged irl now.

In XIV it's also something cute for couples to do together, since you actually have to be in the same party and roam around the world to complete the quest.

Can cute boi lalafell marry other cute boi lalafells?

>This will never be your life
*Uninstalling file life.exe*

>you can take them to murder raids while they themselve are in danger of being murdered by some fuck off monster

>you cant bone them tho.

Up yours nigger, she'll get the full experience out of this relationship.

Yes

I'm completely okay with in-game marriage when it doesn't cost real life money

Yep.

>since you actually have to be in the same party and roam around the world to complete the quest.
This was one of the best parts. Especially if you do it after doing the Heavensward questline.
>reach the hilltop to pray before the mark of the Lover
>Harchefaunt's grave is right there, almost like he's looking down on you both and giving his blessing

I want to marry Tataru.

lalafell are pieces of shit

That's the best thing to do since women are bitches
youtube.com/watch?v=t6n-Pjx0ATs

>not boning a Lala while on a raid

It's almost as if you hate multi-tasking.

right now pretty bad desu

Neat. I should really get around to playing XIV, I quite enjoyed XI, and while I know it's not the same I just play MMOs to make friends.

I'd rather to pregnant mechanics

that's a really inefficient way to do it

I know, I blame Runescape

I think Runescape initially had a better strategy with skills overall and keeping subs active with making EVERYTHING TAKE FOREVER TO LEVEL.

Pregnant mechanics are the best.

My wife, Muiri in Skyrim recently got pregnant from one of the guys she fucks. Not sure which one.

I've literally never seen a lala dressed like this, as opposed to the thousand cats wearing nothing but bikinis and slutty thavnarian gear
Stop shoving your sick fetishes into the dignified members of the master race

>implying something i LITERALLY never said nor implied

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is it dangerous to shake a lala?

>How do you feel about in-game marriage?

I just got married in a video game two days ago

I recorded the wedding

youtube.com/watch?v=Gzw-EMcNjuA&feature=youtu.be&t=470

Skip to 7:50 for the wedding

My thoughts on marriage depend highly on the game. In the case of Audition it feels like I just unlocked half the game now. I have a dating system ahead of me, I can enter couple tournaments where I compete against other married couples, I must grind all the hearts.

But i'm happy, because it gives me something meaningful to do. Spending time with another special person is way more important than grinding for some artificial item nobody cares about.

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cringeworthy tbhfam

>Audition

What the fuck? This game still exists?

Mai waifu does, but that's because A. she likes being told what to wear and B. She loves herself a good slutglamour.

are there any legit half-anythings in the FF14 universe?

can I impregnate a lala or a cat?

please do not shake the lala

>outleveled by wife

faggot

I don't know what is real anymore.

Potatoes are ugly. Why can't FFXIV have real lolis?

hey guys this is my wife's son, jerome jr.

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Why do Lalafells have such fine asses?

I do dark brotherhood quests with her so I have her distract the targets by taking them somewhere for sex then when there are no guards around I kill them after.

>getting outscored by your wife

It's mainstream

Hilda is a half hyur half elezen

There's a garlean rape baby in the Scions

You can impregnate any of the other Spoken races, according to lore devs. A roe and a lala can mate

CUTE!

>b-but Square Enix censored Bravely Default!!!

The Mongrel is one, if I'm remembering her name correctly from Heavensward. She's like the Lilisette of the game, where they put effort into a unique model to showcase Elvaan and Hyur child.

>getting cucked in a video game
that's some next-level cuck game my man

>Bestcat
My nigga.

I know right?

NEVER
EVER

She takes black dick in her pussy regularly.

>Play Mabinogi
>Ask someone to marry me after playing with her for a while
>She says no

After that I stopped playing MMOs

What the fuck is this
Also impressive

Okay, but can I marry a shota?

you don't play as a lala for asses, you play as them for plump thighs and cute tummies

Every time I hear about these kinds of things they work better than normal marriages do now.

Like that one guy who fucked his teacher and she got arrested like 3 times until he turned 18 and then they went to have a long happy marriage

I play them for their delicious flat chest.
>tfw there are faggots who actually give them a chest bigger than 0

I MEAN... I GUESS?!

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She was actually pretty crazy, always depressed and dragging my mood down (and at the time work for me was getting really rough) so I'm actually pretty glad she's gone. She just went about it in a really spergy way, bought a name and race change, left the FC, left all of the linkshells we were in, stopped associating with anyone we both knew. I think she plays by herself now, if she even plays at all.