Hi, I'm Reimu! And all be your boss for tonight

Hi, I'm Reimu! And all be your boss for tonight.

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All will be my boss? Everyone is my boss?

Sorry Reimu but I play Ghost and Border Teams only.

I quit

I'll show you who's boss of this gym.

You won't take my money!

What is this gif from?

Oh, alright.
It's still 50 bucks for the night, right? Safe word is "harder".

The internet

You're not the boss of me now

Hey Rei, I fucked up my ACL again. Can I take a sick day?

Are you sure?

Yes

I refuse to work for the asshole miko, i want to work for Hecatia, i am sure that if i say that her clothes are great (which i honestly believe) she will be nice to me.

>go to a foreign land
>wear the flag of their most hated enemy
THROW AWAY THE KEY

>And after the they are triggered, make a musical video
>youtube.com/watch?v=4Le0qG3pI7o

GET BACK TO WORK FAGGOTS

>Implying I'm gonna be a wagecuck
>Implying I'm giving up on allnighters playing vidya and watching TV

>say they'll have a fair danmaku battle
>both attack at the same time

WONKA WONKA

Fuck you

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FUCK YOU

am i allowed to rape my boss

"user are you fucking joking? Sigh...shit alright. I mean what would you even be able to do today...but shit wouldn't that mean you need a lot of time off?"

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>LoLK secondaries

no lower form of life

Hey, shitty shrine maiden.

Show me your pits.

Why isn't Sup Forums playing Reimu II: Lord of Maidens?
shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=14331.0

B-but muh clown
Muh memes
LoLK was a good gaem cuz le backstory!

Wrong, those are goblins.

I really like Junko and Hecatia

The rest are meh.

Reimu I'm sorry. I really don't have an excuse for you. Look just let me get this shit checked out today and I'll let you know what happens.

because i play dots2

LolK has a lot of good characters
>Seiran
>Doremy
>Clownpiece
>Junko
>Hecatia
Way more than most games

Is that worth a download? I recently got bored with Median.

>forgetting best bunny

Seiran and Doremy can appear in future games , would be fun
Clownpiece is just a fairy like the 3 fairies of light so keeping her in that manga seems best

Only if you are a secondary with shit taste and a love for memes.

Help me understand Reimu.
People seem to love her, Zun loves her. But I cant see why, not because she's bad, but she has no personality. She's bipolar as fuck across all the official stuff. Friey to youkai, then looking for reasons to attack, then lazy, then devoted to her job, then she's a money hungry jew, then she's incompetent and tricked by a fox, etc.

What is she? Why cant she be like Marisa, a hardworker who likes being flashy, and robbing people in her free time. Consistent.

Literally can't say anything about others without resorting to muh secondaries right?

"Christ user. Alright fine call me tonight, let me know what the doc says. Listen you're a good kid but you're too fucking reckless. Stop getting yourself into trouble. I need a good pair of hand here at the shrine working constantly you know that."

kys LoLK apologist.
Go fap to that shitty clown

Meiling is super-cool!

The only explanation is that japan loves assholes.

Its what I've been playing as of late

Its pretty fun. About a 1/3 of the abilities are the old D2 ones while the rest are new.
All the text has been redone too.
lots'o new gear.

If you like D2 a lot, its a neat mod

How can I fap if I killed myself? God you secondaries make no sense, but fear not I shall fap

Are all classes redone?

Dumb clownposter
End yourself

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Thanks bosswoman! I'm sorry. Really am. I'll call you later. Ok, bye. *beep*

ALRIGHT BOYS LETS BREAK OUT THE BREWWWWWWW

But she's not a consistent asshole.
Now Seija or Seiga would be.

Yup.

Each tab has 2 touhous, each with 5 abilities. You get one predetermined base one, and then you chose 2 of the remaining 5. When you chose one it does lock out 2 others, so you can only chose 2-3 + the base one.
When you make your character you do start with an item in your inventory that tells you which touhous lock out which other ones, so you're not guessing

"Ok user. Feel better." *beep*
"For such a smart kid he sure is dumb.
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Why do I have this feeling in my chest when I think about him? Uguuu~"

Aight, I'm gonna give it a whack then. Cheers, bossu.

Oh, you wouldn't happen to know if it has an easy way to respec your skills? I'm a bit autistic about muh builds.

Well this is problematic.

She's human user, you can't define a person so easily. That'd be really fake and that's what most fictional characters are.

Reminder that Seija did NOTHING wrong.

>take responsibility

Reminder that Seiga did NOTHING wrong.

Humans who change so drastically, so often are mentally ill.
I should know, it's the 9th month of the year and nothing has changed since January.

It must suck to live in a world knowing there are literally dozens of overpowered lolis who could destroy all of reality if they wanted to and you can't do nothing about it

Go to bed, you amanojaku maniac.

>Humans who change so drastically, so often are mentally ill.
No, they are just women.

Enjoy :3

And for respecing, you just get the same respecing that is given in 1.13. 1 free one per difficulty after doing den of evil.

Forgot to note, MOST Diablo 2 mods are for 1.11 and 1.13c, and I've been playing on 1.13c.

I haven't tied this with the current patch (1.14d), so your mileage may vary on that patch.

Make me

The gameplay thread died for this.

What about Sakuya, Sanae and Marisa?

Good

The gameplay thread died because it was a snorefest, so yeah.

What games let me dress as a miko and slay youkai?

I hate amanojaku who go to bed early, I would be happier if you stayed.

Expect they are doing something about it. They've put them all prisoner under the barrier. Unless one of them is suicidal to use their powers to end the world, it won't happen.
However, ZUN already wrote a character that wanted to destroy the world. But she still used card rules.

They are shit characters and bait for secondaries.

10/10 Wise post.

Of course it is. Everything that's not talking about memes or about impregnating Wakasagihime via paizuri is "a snorefest", isn't it? It's not like Touhou is a videogame series or anything.

So...how much are you going to pay me?

That's not how it works you retard.

My Median installation should be on 1.13. Cheers again.

People who misuse the term secondary enable secondary cancer to kill Touhou. Stop.

You had your thread and you let it die, now don't go around shitting other threads just because you don't get any attention.

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Yeah, thats not how it works.
You look tired, please stay up.

Literally worse character design than USA-chan

ryujin no ken wo kurae!

>You look tired
Nuh uh

I already have a boss, sorry
I wouldn't mind getting dicked by raymoo, though

>your thread
Hey, I recognize that meme.

>now don't go around shitting other threads
Or what? What are you going to do? Throw Clownpiece pictures at me? Write a wall of text about how Nosferatu is totally innocent and Reimu is a savage psycho? Bring up outdated, shit memes like the forbidden templates or whatever?

This thread is shit, and if you don't want to hear it then you can fucking leave. You'll be doing both of us a favor.

HI MY NAME IS HAKUREI REIMU AND THIS IS MY SHRINE

TOGETHER WITH MY FRIEND BIG MARISA AND MY OLD FRIEND NON CANON MUHBONES.

WE DONT KNOW WHATS TO COME THROUGH THESE BOUNDARIES BUT WHATEVER HAPPENS WE GOTTA EXTERMINATE IT

>Everyone is circlejerking over newhus
>No one cares about EOSDhus anymore

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Good.

This may not be a good thread but it's still 10 times better than average thread on /jp/, at least for now.

Are you really this mad?

My heart only belongs to Flan

sort of hard when we've been talking about them for the last 14 years

LoLK is the new secondary haven.

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Who is Letty?

The mastermind

>but it's still 10 times better than average thread on /jp/
And getting hit in the face is less painful than getting hit in the nuts, doesn't mean it's not going to sting.

>u mad
Alright, so you decided to bring up outdated, shit memes. What's next?