An open letter to Sup Forums

This is a professional bounty hunter, stop sexualizing her.

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Okay.

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would be more appropriate to direct this message towards nintendo, i'd imagine

This is also a professional bounty hunter.

Feel free to sexualise her.

MUH BABY

The Super Metroid developers should have stuck to their guns and kept her naked under the armor.

Good goyim.

No, you.

fpbp

I agree with this sentiment.

ZSS was a mistake.

brawl was a mistake for making it popular

Sorry I missed your birthday Samus ! I still love you!

Let's post butt

nah

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I can get behind that.

>legoface
instant turn-off

the only thing sadder than zss posters are the people who come into these threads trying to defend samus' honor by posting pictures of the armor

Seriously?

>legoface
instant turn-on

STOP TREATING ME LIKE I'M A SEX OBJECT

MOTHER BRAIN'S A WOMAN BUT SHE GETS RESPECT

This isn't a sex object, it's a boner booster.

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Couldn't have said it better myself.

This. [Spoiler]I used to search for Samus on Paheal nightly and[/spoiler] ZSS porn wasn't drawn anywhere near as often as it is now until Brawl came out. [Spoiler] I actually got burnt out when Sm4sh hit.[/spoiler]

Women are literally sex objects, created to bear children. Biology doesn't care that you want to feel special or important, you aren't.

How do you think she'd react if she got spanked?

I want to be under her while she's sitting like that.

Not that user, but yes. He should kill himself for making such garbage face over and over again and you should kill yourself also for liking that stupid face

this apply to you aswell

Fucking hell. Case sensitivity and auto-capitalization.

Its a profesional dick rider.

Stop thinking women are cabebel to do anything.

>Cababel
Apparently neither are you, Mohammad.

>It's just a fictional character bro, stop getting mad at tits. You're supposed to enjoy her however you want.
>>Then I want to enjoy her in the armor.
>Wow, what a white knight cuck!

Probably confused at first, but then blush a little as the pleasure settled in.

Post more of this slut

ZSS is a defilement of an iconic character.

I don't really see your point.

This is why we got Other M and the subsequent death of the series.

I wanna be under her all the time

Cute Samus > *

Maybe she'd even arch her back out for another, and wiggle her hips.

Just think of how sweaty a skintight suit like that probably gets.

It was impossible for me to get burned out. Those sexy heels just lighted up my fiery passion for her once more

*SNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF*

Aaaaaaaaaah

>I'm gonna eat you and turn you into feces

I want to be a sexualized bounty hunter

Oh, I'm sure. She'd even look over her shoulder with a flirty expression that says "well? Why did you stop?"
Also nice pic. I actually don't have that one.

Why would I want Samus to act like my wife?

Her feminine scent probably gets mind-numbingly pungent by the end of the day

the fuck is Zero Suit doing? Was the artist trying to make a point?

These connection errors are killing me.
I can just imagine that she'd bend over so her suit stretches over her jiggly ass, and keep her head turned over her shoulder, bouncing just a little while waiting for the next strike.

And that material probably rubs up on so many sensitive spots during the day.

Yeah, hands on her knees, you can see her suit just straining to keep together as her huge butt stretches it to it limit. If she grows impatient, she might even give herself a smack as some form of motivation

I wouldn't be surprised if the crotch of her suit is soaked with more than just her sweat

She'd probably use both hands, and pull her cheeks wide through her suit until the material wedged in between them, maybe even giving an outline.

That'd be a definite treat to lick clean, a good mix of sweat and something more.

I want to become a bimbo samus please

At that point, one would be Har pressed not to give her another hard smack. Though, with the way she'd be presenting herself, it would be understandable if you wanted to do a little something else to her

I'd love to pick the source of that "something more" and potentially get some of that "something more" splashed all over my face

I can think of plenty of things to do with that sexy ass, but most of them involve pulling or tearing that suit off to free those jiggly cheeks for my pleasure.
While she grinds down and moans in pleasure as her "something more" keep flooding out?

This is getting pretty hot...if you want to continue, Discord seems like a good bet.

Fanontasies#6560

THICC

>go into Samus thread
>see a bunch of posts behind spoiler tags

every time

Samus' buttjobs?

Samus is a strong independent woman that becomes super submissive as soon as the dicking begin. I can get behind this.

Samus /ss/ doujin when?

Samus is only 5'1!

Post YFW You'll never enjoy another metroid game with samus while she explores the hardest caverns using her deep spelunking knowledge while at the same time wiping bucketloads of space pirates off of the face of zebes.

If you thought the hidden text was lewd you're the cancer that's been killing metroid. Congratulations.

>American audiences in any way, shape, or form influence Japanese corporations

Samus is cute! I want to cuddle with her!

Nobody thinks that. Spoilered text is like 70% ironic or misleading.

And for your information, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the games and the lewd.

Too far.

I'll have to cut it here, unfortunately. But I'll be sure to add you later. I was both of those anons, so hopefully we can continue our discussions later

I want to pick up Samus while she's in ball form and take a shot from the three point line!

This. People think that just cause we take the fapbait, we don't actually play and enjoy the games.

I want Samus to make me her bitch!

A little something for the road, then.

Unf... only the best

No!

>Not using her to bowl a perfect game
I hope you realize how hard it would be to dunk with a steel bowling ball

I'd be worried her hunter instincts might rough you up a little too much.

Why are threads like this even allowed?

mods = slobs

fucking thank you

I don't care, I want her to stuff me into one of her Zero Suits and make me beg.

>ywn be Samus' shota slave
Feels bad, man.

>Why these video game threads allowed on my video game board
Shit user, that's a good question.

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But she is beautiful in that catsuit.

you are just a whinier variety of waifufag

i really wish samus was just a robot

that would be pretty hot

did you draw that just now

lets find out

I want to be friends with Samus.

i really wish samus was just a cactus

youtu.be/dA1v0QEw3sg?t=5

yikes!

MUH DICK

>You will never be Samus

A feeling that makes me sad every day. Don't turn this into a sissy thread though user.

>samus
>fucking a shota
Lol.

>Pit
>fucking a girl

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End my life already, I just want to be a pretty bimbo.