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MEANWHILE ON CYBERPUNK Sup Forums

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what's the best way to clean your robowaifus pussy?

i dont want to damage it

Did you not read the manual? Go to the store to buy Robot Vaginal cleanser, detach Robo-vag, and let it soak in a 50/50 solution of the cleaner and water for about 2 hours, and you should be good.

Help how do I shake off corporate stalkers pls respond fast, they've tracked me down 3 times now and I've narrowly escaped each time

you didn't get the self cleaning model?

>2117
>not having a self cleaning robot

Wow

>tfw zaibatsu corp housing won't let you use retro consoles like the PS4

>retrofags
The absolute worst.

Guys help, I made an AI similar to SHODAN from a really old game called system shock. Now she's bullying me and turning off my lights and powe

Wtf man don't you have the model that uses your spunk as an energy source you should think about an upgrade

I wish I had an AI to bully me but I can't program.

I'd rather make out with my Marilyn Monrobot

Here. I'll program an AI gf for you user. Give me a few minutes.

>Not having her clean it herself
Did you buy one of the cheap old ones?

>game capped at 120 fps
>no vr or auto fleshlight support

Has anyone here gotten a datajack put in yet? Is it worth it, I am in need of some nuyen and might run with crews that need a decker.

Hey, do you guys know what year it is?

>tfw 2016 was 216 years ago

Here.
Go to cpp.sh/

Input this:

#include
#include
#include
using namespace std;
int main()
{
string name, input;
cout name;
cout

Oh my god
IT WORKED
WHEN I SHOW EVERYONE I'M GOING TO BE RICH
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Thank you, user! I'm finally living my dream!

Anytime user.
>tfw going to get EE degree
>build qt robots
>program on the side
I'll make the future so bright, you'll need sunglasses.

Guys, I keep getting this weird feeling that I my be a simulated person running on a computer. I have a hard time doing these captchas. And whenever I try to leave my apartment complex I find myself back on Sup Forums.

I don't remember the last time I ate.

Guys, please help. I am so scared ;_;

I went for the Eye jack. Doesn't get in the way that way.

Someone recommend a good place for a drink

>wanting to get bullied
get fucked you small ass

Buy a second one and let the eat out each other.

Does Cyberpunk stuff allways imply it exists in a dystopian future?

Catharsis.

why don't you build an AI to slap your ass user

Much easier to be a sissy faggot on Sup Forums and get your arse slapped by anons.

>wake up from cryosleep
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

I put 300 green LEDs on my genitals

Nah, if you're a sissy, it wouldn't be a thing. The point is it's the opposite of the usual.

but is your ass femenine?

>that fell when you werent born in the year 4500 in some mega city as a perfect geneticaly modified human on a timeline where humans keep progressing at an exponential rate.

Yeah, otherwise it's not punk.

The punk part of cyberpunk is important, the main characters will always be set against an authoritarian entity.

I'm about to put my brain on a female cyborg, see you guys soon

UNATCO hurt my weenie

Where my nuclearpunk vidya at?

...

>ED unit thought my grandma's fork was a weapon and now everyone at the retirement home's birthday bash is dead
>tfw

...

I think that'll fall under the nuclear wasteland genre.

>the main characters will always be set against an authoritarian entity

What if I want to be the authoritarian entity?

Where my cyberpunkan where I'm a double agent taking down resistance cells.

Syndicate

The new Deus Ex was way too on the nose about the social commentary. I get that aug lives matter is a topical thing but they didn't need to base the entire damn game about a made-up racial divide. 'Black lives matter' is just insulting to all the augmented individuals out there that face real persecution on a daily basis.