ITT: Times game developers acted like The Joker

ITT: Times game developers acted like The Joker

> Release a definitive edition of a game 1 year later
> Only include shitty online expansions instead of actual cut content

I'M NOT GONNA KILL YA

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>No tutorial

>Over-hype the fuck out of a game because of its trailers and your fan theories
>Shit on game because despite it being excellent and one of the best of the franchise, it didn't fit your retarded expectations
MOM'S

>MGSV

The DLC is the cut content.

>Develop game for 5 years
>Cancel it and star working on another game
>Claim you were always working on second game
>Make assets for 5 years more
>Scrap them and redo the whole game
>months away from release, scrap the game again and delay
>you just need to underusutandu

>game publisher gives us years of development time and loadsamoney to make a game based on a beloved movie franchise
>use the money which is suppose to be for that game and make our own IP instead
>get another dev to shit out the movie game in less than a year so they can take the blame for it being bad

4. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>give beloved game franchise to shit western developer with a huge ego and shit hair
>try to pull a kojima
>make the company you work for go bank rupt
>get your ass fired like a little bitch
>start a kickstarter for a spiritual successor for a game
>lie you made the original game
>spread the buged too thin and game is shit
>I'm a bishines man, not a gamu developeru

>make game
>5 years later rerelase game
>as a remaster

todd.jpg

>you have to repeat lengthy tutorial every ng+
>have to hear people talk 3 minutes before you get to kill stuff for 1 minute

>lose everthing in a flood
>didn't make backup of things lmao

fuck off autist

>solve capcha
>to tell people to fuck off
>bump their thread

THROW AWAY THE KEY

I think jared leto ruined the joker for me.

Can't they just adapt pic related into live action? For fucks sake. Do based latino lex while your at it too.

That's the dream user.
Instead we have this incoherent gangsta bullshit.

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is this the new baneposting

>Release a game
>Developers release updated version of game a year later
THROW THE KEY

>outsource the remaster of good game to FUCKING CHINA

>See that mountain? You can climb it
>Can't actually climb the mountain in-game

LOCK THIS PSYCHO UP

What game?

what game?

FFXV I think

MM9

You can, though, it's just more walking up some stairs and then glitch jumping up inclines than climbing.

MN9

FFXV

>knows piracy is rampant
>include a mechanics that block XP gain on emulator
>watch big sites complain the game is bugged
GAME'S GONNA FREAK

Who was this?

this faggot

>release a definitive edition of a game 10 years later
>it's free if you already own the game

STOP MAKING THESE THREADS

>Internet connection is required to play this single player game
>Make it so that you're automatically sent back to the title screen whenever you lose connection without prior warning and without auto saving

AH AH AH

>introduce a power item that becomes iconic in the first game
>in the second game, introduce a similar looking item
>it works the reverse
BOWSER CASTLE PRISON HERE I GO

sim city?

This meme is already going to shit I see a bunch of people already doing it wrong

Thanks familia

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he is literally contemplating suicide just to get the cut footage released

Oh boy its ANOTHER JOKER THREAD!

I climb the mountain to high hogoroth, don't tell me what I can't climb.

You can see the Red Mountain, but you can't get there.

>developer makes a game
>next game in the series is a reboot
PUT ME IN A STRAIGHTJACKET

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Resident Evil 4

>release early access game
>sell dlc before game is finished

>Joker uses Penguins and Two Face's money
>Only contributes 53 cents

Fucking Joker you fucking madman mom is REALLY GOING TO FREAK!

>release early access game
>hasn't been updated in over a year
>already put up a kickstarter for a spinoff
the game is wrack by the way

>MGSV
>Excellent and one of the best of the franchise

lol good joke

>make a game
>Immediately lose the source code so that you can never port it to newer consoles or remaster it
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>be in charge of a franchise so beloved, an entire design philosophy is named after it
>intentionally make the next game the complete antithesis of the series, resulting in a critical and commercial failure

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

>wait 6 years to release next game to make up for the previous game's failure
>make the next game a mediocre spinoff

YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THIS DAMAGED TATTOO?

>commissioned to make a remaster
>instead of reverse engineering the game
>use old source code that wasn't even finished
>because the final source was lost
>also replace the original voice acting

Hey, that's still less jewish than Rockstar still selling a 2 year old remaster of GTA V at full price