What if these games are just taking place in an incredibly large insane asylum?

What if these games are just taking place in an incredibly large insane asylum?
It would explain all of the logical inconsistencies.

>The professors, nurses and officers are just orderlies.
>Nobody owns a car because the insane shouldn't drive.
>Some of the gym leaders like Sabrina (that psychic girl in gen 1) actually are insane
>You never have a dad in the games because your dad is the only person in the family who's not mentally ill
>You never see any human cemeteries or hospitals because the dead and sick are buried/treated at an offsite location
>10 year olds can wander around as they please because they're living in a fake, sterile world with equally fake criminals and peril
>The evil organizations you fight against are just elaborate acts the asylum staff performs to give the patients a villain to rally against. Their actions never put anyone in real danger
>There are no schools because they know the insane kids will never contribute to society.
>They live in an advanced society where they mastered teleportation technology but the Pokedex is "incomplete" so the insane people have something to do
>They're constantly "discovering" new Pokemon every 4 or so years to give the patients something new. In reality they're just introducing already known species into the ecosystem.
>The legendary Pokemon aren't legendary or rare at all, they're members of a naturally occurring but extremely dangerous species. For the safety of the inmates they relocated as many of them as possible but they realized they'd miss a few stragglers. So they developed myths and legends about them to scare their patients into avoiding contact with them.

but hey, its just a theory

Your headcanon sucks and nobody cares.

But there's been cars since the first game.

DON'T

A GAME THEORY

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>That Guy

That Guy thread.

I JUST WANT TO PUNCH THAT CUNT'S FACE

What if they were all DEAD and the Pokemon world was really PURGATORY???

it is all a dream

driven by the staffs

>In reality they're just introducing already known species into the ecosystem.
But each gen takes place in a different part of the world

>There are no schools
>You never have a dad in the games
Do you even play it?

but why is pikachu just so gosh darn cute

But you had a dad in Gen 3

They what happened to Blue's raticate? Is it super dead?

what if ash was just in a coma the hole time?

You started off explaining that it was an insane asylum, but then ended up talking about how pokemon are real. Is it in their heads? Or are they actually catching real things? Get your theory sorted.

no, fuck you

When you die in the afterlife, you're reincarnated

DUDE

That's ridiculous how could Mozart be alive, I'd be over 200 years old

>wut if its all n der hed
Whoa, you've really blown my mind with this groundbreaking new theory

Next you'll tell me Ed Edd n Eddy is about dead kids or something