Are you ready for BAZOOPER?

Are you ready for BAZOOPER?
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explain yourself

I can't believe it took all this time but is fucking Duke Nukem Forever going to finally have a final release date?

oh boy you are in for a nasty surprise

New Duke3D Episode with dank memes from Gearbox

BAZINGA

Will there be Dick Kickem jokes in it?

vocaroo.com/i/s1Vzg92DMev1

Reminder that this is in the game, St. John confirmed it

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I hate Gearbox, i hate them to the core

when they rot and die and ask if im still mad, i say yes

when im in my death bed and they ask if im still mad, i say yes

when the world succumbs into chaos and alien lifeforms take over i will still be mad

when they discover this imageboard of ancient scribbling and see this, they will know that im still mad

Fuck Gearbox and Fuck SJWs in general

Amen

It's time to kick ass and reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

At least wait until the trailer, its obvious they are gonna use bazinga somewhere.

We need context here first.

Still gonna pirate that shit like its 1999, i have bought douk 3 times already, dont need to buy it a 4th. Specially if the money goes to a scumbag like bitchford.

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Seriously tho.

Is there any surefire resell site or way to get a key for the 3drealms anthology?

>Gearbox
Oh boy I'm so glad Borderlands got delayed to further JUST up Duke.
Is this shit paid btw?

Why do you guys try to live in the past.

Fucking hell

We still don't know the context. For all we know Duke could be slaughtering a room full of nu-male TBBT "nerds", and sealing the carnage by saying bazinga.

Because sometimes it's a lot fucking better there.

i would say the same

but this is Gearbox we're talking about, the chance of a good context is slimmer than moot's love life

>vocaroo.com/i/s1Vzg92DMev1
there is no hope left in men

I JUST WANT A DUKE 3D REMAKE

IS IT NOT MUCH TO ASK?

HYPE
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Time to open BUILD again

What if Gearbox hands out free copies for the people who already bought Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition? THQ already gave free copies of the Titan Quest: Anniversary Edition for the owners of the original copy just a day ago.

Or is Gearbox honestly going to ask Douk fans to buy the same game once again? There has been several Duke Nukem 3D re-releases in the last few years, Megaton Edition being the biggest one. You'd think they would at least give a coupon for the owners of Megaton Edition, for they are the ones who kept Duke alive when nobody else was.

SeeDo you want to live in a femicuck society? Shit was better in the 90's.
He would still say Bazinga at the end. It's a desperate attempt to update him. Nigga he's a 90's babe-fucking, cigar smoking, steroid taking, un-nu-male. I don't want them putting their cuck fingers all over Duke.

Are you BADASSES ready for the totally new and improve Duke? He's gonna be hella better!

There are clues. Five Chicks at Duke's

DESU I'm hoping there's a secret where you go through one of the windows, and have a replica of the big bang theory gang's house with sheldon in the middle and when you kill him Duke says "bazinga"

Can't wait to play some Duke on my mobile device!

Thank you gearbox

Or released DNF mod tools.

Aliens be advised, feminism is awesome

LITERALLY Cuck Nukem 3D

Loool

Hi randy

dont you have 7 battleborn players to tend to?

>vocaroo

They never released modding tools? What the fuck. The fact that the game is unmoddable makes it even worse. Community could easily mod the game to un-cucked and make it one of the classic Duke Nukem titles.

I DEMAND A FUCKING SOURCE
THERE ARE TOO MANY DUKE IMPERSONATORS OUT THERE.

here's reply

St. John's soundcloud

>Cuck Nukem

THESE ALIENS MIGHT HAVE SHOT DOWN MY RIDE BUT THIS IS DUE TO OUR UNJUST SOCIETY AND THE WHITE PRIVILEGE WHICH HAS MARGINALIZED THEM AND DRIVEN THEM TO THIS. BAKA AYYLMAOPHOBIA IS REALLY OUT OF CONTROL THESE DAYS #NOTALLALIENS

No sadly

>vocaroo
>no source of confirmation
>all these replies

LINK THAT SHIT BITCH

Ok. Who are you?
Speak up. What's your handle on Duke4?
Because by god, if this is fuegerstef, you need a kick in the teeth.

If they have released the modding, tools the game maybe save.

dukenukem.com/
Good enuff 4u fagit?
Now enjoy nu-Duke like a good little C.uck

Oh wow, can't wait for the politically correct version of Duke Nukem 3D, you wear a dress with pink or purple hair(pre-order dlc if you want to be badass), the pig cops are reskinned to represent the patriarchy and trigger warning pop-ups.

youtube.com/watch?v=fSmMPhnnNo0

3 H O U R S
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>muh nu-male
>muh cuck
>muh Sup Forums
kys famalam

>my name is Duke Nukem, and I'm going to get rest of you cis straight white male bastards!
>damn, that's one oppressed space marine
>check your privilege, alien scum!
>unf unf unf unf, where is it? and by "it", I mean the way out of this prison I call masculinity!
>(duke sees nude women in posters) This really pisses me off!
>booooooorn the be feeeeeemiiiniiiist
>damn, I'm looking patriarchal!
>blow it out your girthy but beautiful rear!

You just described Cuked Nu-man 3D.

Someone post the narrated video and gearbox twitters about duke jokes sexism.

Fuck Gearbox.

t. numale

Someone needs to go back.

I can't wait for this badass title to release so I can do some badass things with badass duke.

Fucking badass.

dumb frogposter

I'm going to suck dick and chew ass - Cuk Nuckem

Can we at least wait for the actual trailer and reveal?

I know this is an actual possibility but, man...

>tfw i have hopes for this

Welp.
Should i give in my Sup Forums badge now?

>gearbox
>hope

You've been cucked.

>yfw duke nukem meme quotes we used to joke about for the last 20 become reality
>yfw duke actually says something in the lines of "Damn, I want to chew ass!" to be more inclusive for people who like to chew ass etc.

>Duke Nukem: Feminism is awesome!

Gearbox dev here. What would your reaction be if this is said by him in the next game?

So what exactly is this supposed to prove? Sup Forums being retarded once again?

>next game
lol

Depends of the context. If he was plowing five angry college activists at the same time, it would be pretty hilarious.

I reserve judgement until i see hard evidence.
I'm not an SJW or a fucker who genially feels "triggered" by the mere mention of a studio.

post yfw they only add widescreen with new community made map without giving credit and slap $30 price sticker on it

The game already leaked you twats

gamerant.com/duke-nukem-3D-world-tour-leak/

I don't care about context, that's gay as hell.

>he doesn't chew ass
you're missing out

Didn't you learn anything from Battleborn? Even Humble Bundle sale didn't help the playerbase.

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>duke
>bazinga
jesus fucking christ

You can't make this shit up

The word "douk" will probably be written on a wall somewhere.

Battleborn is still doing amazing and is one of the top multiplayer games out there.

Pretty funny how gearbox would have let the franchise rot under lock and key if their last game hadn't shit the bed so hard.

God I hope this gets pirated like a motherfucker.

>have megaton edition
>still wanna buy this
i just like the levels and the engine

It's not nice to lie user

This is from a minute ago

>DNF gets released, it sucks
>fans complain that it will ruin the good name of douk
>gearbox apologists: "durrrrr then why don'y you just play your precious duke 3d? it's not going anywhere :^)"
>years later gearbox obtains the right to Duke Nukem 3D
>pulls out all the original classic versions of Duke 3D from the market
>inserts their own politically correct, neutered cuck version of Duke Nukem 3D
>you can't buy a legit digital copy of regular DN3D anywhere
>"durr nobody's taking your games away :^)"

Sure you could torrent it, buy used boxed copy, but c'mon now. Imagine some kids getting to play the famous Duke Nukem 3D for the first time, and their first exprience is with the Duke Nu-male, and it sucks.

(you)

Its not worth it.

You want a proper upgraded BUILD? use eduke 32.

You want the new levels? Just pirate it.

but muh achievements

So is it now basically confirmed that he'll be spewing progressive jibber jabber?

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in what alternate universe did you come from where there were gearbox apologists defending DNF?

Please tell me I'll keep my Megaton Edition.

>vocaroo.com/i/s1Vzg92DMev1

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Like with any other big game; there were shills, people with buyers remorse, and just retarded gearbox fanboys.

>See the BAZINGA screenshot months ago
>thought it was fake
>see this
>check website and soundclouds
>its real

I Legitimately want to die before seeing the game

>Even mentioning Joe Siegler.

Okay, who are you?
What Duke4 reject are you?
MusicallyInspired ?
Mr Deviance?!

What a bunch of faggots. The 2001 e3 trailer had kicking. How deluded do you have to be to defend a shoddy halo clone anyways?

reminder that this mentally ill queer nu-male cuck worked at Gearbox for years and he represents the entire company's spirit and staff

pic related

so when is that Bombshell demake on the BUILD engine coming out?

Fuck you

This is the only justifiable context, but you and I both know for a fact Gearbox wouldn't use humour like that; it actually might run the risk of being like Duke Nukem 3D. Lord knows we can't have THAT, right?